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« Reply #1400 on: 25/04/2011 19:50:21 »
I know somebody with that...... She has to be careful what she eats, or else it requires a large truck, with a reefer unit on it, just to keep the toilet paper ( double ply or triple) cool. That and a quick fill cistern.

You could say that at times she is glued to the throne, or hovers above it a little.
 

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« Reply #1401 on: 25/04/2011 20:17:09 »
A reefer unit? I just learned something new!
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« Reply #1402 on: 26/04/2011 02:24:50 »

This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


Well, just don't get sick at the airport. It could be a terminal illness.
 

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« Reply #1403 on: 26/04/2011 16:52:53 »
Reefer, a refrigerated trailer, not what the dim memories of your long past youth are thinking Demo...................

Though I will admit that having a moment at the airport can be a long wait, if not a long drop.
 

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« Reply #1404 on: 27/04/2011 00:06:37 »

...not what the dim memories of your long past youth are thinking Demo...


No need for jealousy, Sean, one day you may attain Wisdom as well.  ;D
 

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« Reply #1405 on: 27/04/2011 11:10:34 »
Wisdom, coming from experience, coming from making bad choices, which leads to grey hair, or no hair, or something like that.

Got the grey, but not Narcissus yet.
 

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« Reply #1406 on: 28/04/2011 22:03:03 »
Who's the bald narcissist with a reefer?
 

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« Reply #1407 on: 29/04/2011 20:17:15 »
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so donīt get your colin in a knot!
 

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« Reply #1408 on: 29/04/2011 21:14:00 »

Who's the bald narcissist with a reefer?


He gave it up for Lent 18 yrs ago.
 

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« Reply #1409 on: 29/04/2011 21:16:39 »
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so donīt get your colin in a knot!


That's Powell, not bowel!!  ;D
 

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« Reply #1410 on: 30/04/2011 00:10:32 »
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so donīt get your colin in a knot!


That's Powell, not bowel!!  ;D

NO, it's knot with Baden Powell.
 

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« Reply #1411 on: 30/04/2011 00:14:39 »
Reefer, a refrigerated trailer, not what the dim memories of your long past youth are thinking Demo...................

Though I will admit that having a moment at the airport can be a long wait, if not a long drop.

Well, that's where a good reefer comes in handy.
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« Reply #1412 on: 30/04/2011 00:15:56 »
Who's the bald narcissist with a reefer?

The one on the john at the airport!
« Last Edit: 30/04/2011 00:17:53 by daveman »
 

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« Reply #1413 on: 30/04/2011 21:41:26 »
National Children’s Mental Health Awareness Week
Starts tomorrow - May 1!
http://www.ffcmh.org/events/national-childrens-mental-health-awareness-week/

I wonder if this was set up and specifically intended for the members of this Punning thread?......
 

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« Reply #1414 on: 30/04/2011 21:48:48 »
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so donīt get your colin in a knot!


That's Powell, not bowel!!  ;D


NO, it's knot with Baden Powell.


Oh, you're just scouting around for a clever comeback.
 

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« Reply #1415 on: 30/04/2011 23:41:21 »
National Children’s Mental Health Awareness Week
Starts tomorrow - May 1!
http://www.ffcmh.org/events/national-childrens-mental-health-awareness-week/

I wonder if this was set up and specifically intended for the members of this Punning thread?......

And what if my bowel is still in a knot?
 

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« Reply #1416 on: 01/05/2011 04:26:59 »
I bet it's knot.
 

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« Reply #1417 on: 01/05/2011 12:52:40 »
If your stomach is in a knot, yet you know it is not totally knotted, then it is not unlikely that you are head over heels in love, is it not?
 

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« Reply #1418 on: 01/05/2011 16:15:33 »
If your stomach is in a knot, yet you know it is not totally knotted, then it is not unlikely that you are head over heels in love, is it not?

Now that's just naughty!
 

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« Reply #1419 on: 01/05/2011 19:37:11 »
It is, is it not?

 

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« Reply #1420 on: 01/05/2011 21:53:17 »
Knot so.
 

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« Reply #1421 on: 02/05/2011 13:37:32 »
I'm afrayed knot, but at least I'm not afraid Dave.

 

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« Reply #1422 on: 02/05/2011 23:06:20 »
I'm afrayed knot, but at least I'm not afraid Dave.



However you wouldn't be as strong as before then!
 

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« Reply #1423 on: 03/05/2011 05:36:22 »

I'm afrayed knot, but at least I'm not afraid Dave.


Sean deserves a Punning  Award for this! His prize - next time he is in Nashville -  is a 1%-off discount on any brand of Club Soda served - at the bar only- at the World  Famous Establishment below! Offer expires May 3, 2011, so no rush!

 

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« Reply #1424 on: 06/05/2011 04:27:23 »




Is this what they mean by Cinco de Mayo????

 

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