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« Reply #1425 on: 06/05/2011 19:59:10 »
You call that processed oil emulsion Mayo? Not an egg in sight, and nothing in it that is not GM.
 

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« Reply #1426 on: 06/05/2011 20:12:34 »
General Motors????
 

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« Reply #1427 on: 07/05/2011 14:41:45 »
No, not Government Motors, but that funny stuff served up be a certain corporation that likes to sue farmers where the patented pollen blows on the wind.
 

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« Reply #1428 on: 10/05/2011 02:06:33 »
National Doughnut Week - UK
May 7th through May 14th
http://www.nationaldoughnutweek.org/

I can't find any holes in the argument for supporting this worthy cause!
 

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« Reply #1429 on: 10/05/2011 02:08:26 »
Donut be discouraged if you haven't much to give, every little cruller counts!
« Last Edit: 10/05/2011 02:57:44 by demografx »
 

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« Reply #1430 on: 14/05/2011 16:12:43 »
This should be a jam filled weekend for you then!
 

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« Reply #1431 on: 15/05/2011 02:06:24 »
I wish I could turn the clock back and jam with Jelly Roll Morton.
 

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« Reply #1432 on: 15/05/2011 21:48:32 »
If you like Red Hot Peppers with you donuts I'll have to give you a Black Bottom Stomp....

And the Red Hot Chili Peppers thought they were original!!


 

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« Reply #1433 on: 18/05/2011 05:57:51 »
No, not Government Motors, but that funny stuff served up be a certain corporation that likes to sue farmers where the patented pollen blows on the wind.

Do you mean that MonSatano company?  Fits that they would have Red Hot Chili Peppers too.  Nobody's cruller than them.
 

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« Reply #1434 on: 20/05/2011 06:39:42 »
 ;D Donnah  ;D
 

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« Reply #1435 on: 02/06/2011 03:05:05 »
Do inmates talk on cell phones?
 

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« Reply #1436 on: 03/06/2011 06:20:03 »
Yes they do Donnah, but if the inmates are all taken to a supervised beach outing they are not permitted to use call wading.
 

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« Reply #1437 on: 05/06/2011 21:00:10 »
Sometimes life's a bit of a beach.
 

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« Reply #1438 on: 08/06/2011 20:07:04 »
So you want me to go to the beach with you? I'm not shore I can make it.
 

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« Reply #1439 on: 13/06/2011 23:46:42 »
Then just wave. ;D
 

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« Reply #1440 on: 14/06/2011 01:20:09 »

Yes, I instinctively wave at people, Donnah, and it's a natural hi.
 

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« Reply #1441 on: 14/06/2011 09:19:51 »
Now water you lot nattering about? I really can't sea, is it some current trend?

You shouldn't go in the sea, its filthy because the sea weed. (Hehehe, the old ones are the oldest!)

Last time I was by the sea, 'er indoors told me to prepare myself for my picture to be taken, to which I retorted, 'Pose? I? Don?'

I used to like Aker Bilk's 'Stranger on the Shore'. Nonchalantly walks off whistliN' ep tune.
 

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« Reply #1442 on: 14/06/2011 11:44:45 »
I sea the pun-meister has returned!!!
 

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« Reply #1443 on: 14/06/2011 20:36:26 »
Oh, Don, I'm really not sure the water in your area is healthy? Yes, we only have well water.
 

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« Reply #1444 on: 15/06/2011 00:30:45 »
well water you make of these five words?
faint, bacon, lava, bra, feat
 

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« Reply #1445 on: 15/06/2011 01:47:32 »
I faint if my bacon is not burnt to a crisp, hot as lava.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra...THAT was a feat!
 

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« Reply #1446 on: 15/06/2011 10:06:16 »
well water you make of these five words?
faint, bacon, lava, bra, feat

Fred was in dire straights, defeat stared him in de face, so did de toes and de ankles. Meanwhile, bacon the farm, I was having more luck. “Bravo”, the crowd shouted, as I wrestled Lara Croft’s mammary support garment to the ground. Fay Dunaway rushed to my assistance and the crowd gasped “Fay aint gonna help him, is she?” We were in hysterics, lava? I almost cried.
 

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« Reply #1447 on: 21/06/2011 08:42:21 »
Is that it? Are we all out of puns? Could this be the end of the 'pun' as we know it?

Dare I say 'pun' full stop, period, en punto?
 

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« Reply #1448 on: 22/06/2011 23:24:57 »

Oh, Don!

Don't make such a theatrical performance about puns.

Just because they are a play on words!

 

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« Reply #1449 on: 23/06/2011 10:39:35 »
Curses, upstaged again!!!

However, you were a little slow in your response. Kindly be more prompt in the future.
 

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