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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #150 on: 25/06/2010 19:41:42 »
De-velope is what you do when you open the mail.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #151 on: 25/06/2010 20:10:20 »
Is that what you do after around 15 years after E-loping?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #152 on: 25/06/2010 22:18:08 »
Isn't that a website for people that like virtual running.
 

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« Reply #153 on: 25/06/2010 22:39:45 »

Some women develop very early in life. Does that make them developtuous?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #154 on: 26/06/2010 03:22:22 »




          Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

 

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« Reply #155 on: 26/06/2010 16:15:08 »
now I am thinking about Christina Applegate!

A doctor is asking his audience about dangerous foods, and a old man says to him " Wedding cake "!



 

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« Reply #156 on: 26/06/2010 18:05:33 »

Good one, Sean. ;D
 

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« Reply #157 on: 27/06/2010 02:43:12 »


A backward poet writes inverse.
 

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« Reply #158 on: 27/06/2010 04:34:52 »

             

       
       With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
 

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« Reply #159 on: 27/06/2010 17:45:47 »
And with the divorce she became a housewife.

I do know a guy who loved wedding cake, but hated the new car smell. He had a car that outlasted 3 wives. All became housewives, they kept the house, he kept the car.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #160 on: 28/06/2010 16:23:17 »

A divorce attorney from San Antonio came up with a pun, "Remember the Alimony”

The pun became the official slogan of the firm.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #161 on: 28/06/2010 17:43:38 »
I remember Alimony - it is right next to Antimony on the periodic chart.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #162 on: 28/06/2010 19:39:49 »
That's not right JB. See, the Alimony is that place in Texarse where David Bowie had his final concert.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #163 on: 28/06/2010 19:53:07 »
Hey, Geez, DB's pianist didn't tell me that! Hmm, he must be keeping secrets...


           
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #164 on: 28/06/2010 20:00:44 »


I remember Alimony - it is right next to Antimony on the periodic chart.



Antimony


Does this mean that we must have rocks in our head to get married????????????? 
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #165 on: 28/06/2010 20:04:27 »
Not mandated demografix, but it does help..........

Do old chemists not die, just become fully amalysed?

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #166 on: 28/06/2010 20:07:00 »

Of course, Sean, now I understand. Thank you.

Analysis leads to paralysis!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #167 on: 28/06/2010 22:02:15 »
Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #168 on: 28/06/2010 22:19:22 »
If you miss the target at an archery competition in Spain, do you get the el bow?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #169 on: 29/06/2010 06:04:06 »

Not if you're el straight shooter. Or uno heckuva straight arrow.
 

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« Reply #170 on: 29/06/2010 11:52:57 »

That's not right JB. See, the Alimony is that place in Texarse where David Bowie had his final concert.


I lived in Texarsekana for awhile, but I was never sure if I was in Texarse or Arsekansas.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #171 on: 29/06/2010 11:57:06 »

Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?



Only if she bribed them with Reece's Pieces.


             

                  For Lisa's nieces!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #172 on: 29/06/2010 18:03:18 »
Now I have a song in my head, about ali money!

If you do not pay the alimony do you get your ex returned?

Around here it is very common, it even has a slang nane, namely &&&&tax ( cannot say on a moderated forum, but it is a word of four letters referring to a male chicken), and is a depressingly common thing taken from payslips.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #173 on: 30/06/2010 21:09:00 »

Like this, Sean?

       
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #174 on: 30/06/2010 21:45:27 »
Middle leg there, not an arm and a leg. To be correct in most divorces the wife gets both arms, the legs and the house and car. The Ex hubby is left with the bills. Equal division.
 

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