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« Reply #1500 on: 21/07/2011 03:00:30 »

My fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it, just the name of the quality control person, Yoo Soon Digh.



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« Reply #1501 on: 21/07/2011 17:24:07 »
Elizabethan Serenade
Atlantis
Stranger on the Shore
Jessica

Don't mind me, I'm just practising telling fortunes.
 

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« Reply #1502 on: 21/07/2011 17:48:03 »
one
two
three
four

Ah! Now those fortunes take the biscuit.
 

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« Reply #1503 on: 21/07/2011 19:53:32 »


Unfortunately, Don, my glycemic index went through the roof just lusting over LOOKING at those vids!

ps - were YOU one of The Shadows???


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« Reply #1504 on: 22/07/2011 08:31:07 »

ps - were YOU one of The Shadows???


Strange you should ask, I have been accused of lurking around in them!!!
 

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« Reply #1505 on: 22/07/2011 14:15:54 »

ps - were YOU one of The Shadows???


Strange you should ask, I have been accused of lurking around in them!!!


Similarly, when I stepped out into the dusk with my wife edit - and two kids,  I had a sudden four-shadowing.
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« Reply #1506 on: 22/07/2011 14:21:59 »
Today is

Pi Day
a/k/a
Pi Approximation Day
http://www.surfnetkids.com/pi_day.htm

So feel free to throw a pie in Don's (or my) face!  :D
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« Reply #1507 on: 22/07/2011 14:53:59 »
Me an d the wife were going to jet off because we were being harrised into covering the debt of a welcher. A bank was hankering after our money. In our hurry to get away, I bumped into a Frenchman, sending his wine off in all directions. “Mar vin” he cried as he rubbed his scratched and bruced shoulder and noticed his clothing was dripping in the spilt wine from shoulder to knee. I said “You’d still be dri if ter bottles hadn’t broken.”


For the benefit of anyone sad enough to be wondering what I on about here, get a life!
The Shadows (originally The Drifters) original line-up:-
Hank Marvin – Lead guitar
Bruce Welch – Rhythm guitar
Jet Harris – Bass guitar
Tony Meehan – Drums
 

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« Reply #1508 on: 22/07/2011 15:16:26 »
Today is

Pi Day


So feel free to throw a pie in Don's (or my) face!  :D

WHOOPIE Toss your comestibles down my cake-hole
 

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« Reply #1509 on: 22/07/2011 15:50:19 »

The Drifters??? Why didn't you SAY that?

I simply didn't get your drift!
 

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« Reply #1510 on: 22/07/2011 16:56:32 »
I simply didn't get your drift!

Strange, of all people, I thought you wood!
 

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« Reply #1511 on: 22/07/2011 19:26:59 »


Oh I wood have drifted there eventually!

Just like a drifter cat that wood never give up, I wood have hardily purred severe!


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« Reply #1512 on: 22/07/2011 20:08:02 »
And tomorrow, Saturday, July 23, 2011 is:

Hot Enough For Ya Day







Its hot! Its sticky! And its still hot! Its so hot you can even fry an egg on the street!

So when you’re out and about tomorrow – what do you think we’ll be saying when greeting someone? Go ahead. You know you want to say it!

Is it Hot enough for ya? (OY!)
 

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« Reply #1513 on: 22/07/2011 22:13:58 »

It was so hot the other day that even the mosquitoes were dropping like flies.
 

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« Reply #1514 on: 23/07/2011 10:16:27 »
You guys are all invited to our new reality show to find the world's ugliest person. If you're all voted off, at least we'll know we left no crone unspurned.
 

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« Reply #1515 on: 23/07/2011 17:21:25 »
Grizelda was asked by la Sûreté to formerly identify the body of whom they believed to be Quasimodo. When she looked at the body she said, "Well, I'm not to sure, but the face rings a bell."
 

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« Reply #1516 on: 23/07/2011 22:03:24 »

You guys are all invited to our new reality show to find the world's ugliest person. If you're all voted off, at least we'll know we left no crone unspurned.


You hag no idea witch way that was so offensive!
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« Reply #1517 on: 23/07/2011 22:05:03 »

Grizelda was asked by la Sûreté to formerly identify the body of whom they believed to be Quasimodo. When she looked at the body she said, "Well, I'm not to sure, but the face rings a bell."


Grizelda had a hunch!
 

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« Reply #1518 on: 24/07/2011 12:18:30 »
"Pardonnez-moi monsieur, est-il un tram pour le barrage?"

"Non, il n'ya pas de barrage de tram."

Doesn't seem to work in French, does it, No tram dam
 

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« Reply #1519 on: 24/07/2011 12:20:39 »
Poor Quasimodo was in a car accident when he tried to park while lighting a cigarette. His lighter wouldn't work, so he gave it some gas.
 

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« Reply #1520 on: 24/07/2011 19:29:21 »
Is that a Quasi-blast?
 

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« Reply #1521 on: 24/07/2011 19:53:19 »

No tram dam


At The Univ. of Notre Dame, beaver films are the most popular damn movies!
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« Reply #1522 on: 24/07/2011 19:59:59 »

Is that a Quasi-blast?


You must be referring to:

Phys Rev Lett. 2009 Nov 27;103(22):224501. Epub 2009 Nov 25.
Blast shocks in quasi-two-dimensional supersonic granular flows.
Boudet JF, Cassagne J, Kellay H.
Source
Centre de Physique Moléculaire Optique et Hertzienne, Université Bordeaux 1, UMR 5798 CNRS, 351 cours de la Libération, 33405 Talence, France.
 

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« Reply #1523 on: 25/07/2011 13:56:40 »

Is that a Quasi-blast?


You must be referring to:

Phys Rev Lett. 2009 Nov 27;103(22):224501. Epub 2009 Nov 25.
Blast shocks in quasi-two-dimensional supersonic granular flows.
Boudet JF, Cassagne J, Kellay H.
Source
Centre de Physique Moléculaire Optique et Hertzienne, Université Bordeaux 1, UMR 5798 CNRS, 351 cours de la Libération, 33405 Talence, France.


Now what the hell am I supposed to do with that? I don't know how you have de Gaulle to leave me so stranded.
 

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« Reply #1524 on: 25/07/2011 15:21:42 »

Now what the hell am I supposed to do with that? I don't know how you have de Gaulle to leave me so stranded.


You're right but give me a chance, it's still Orly in the morning for me to Field a question like that!
 

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