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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #175 on: 30/06/2010 22:45:47 »


Middle leg there, not an arm and a leg. To be correct in most divorces the wife gets both arms, the legs and the house and car. The Ex hubby is left with the bills. Equal division.



Ouch to the middle leg!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #176 on: 30/06/2010 22:51:05 »

Wow, Sean, it seems like we just don't have a leg to stand on! (But the other side gets a kick out of it)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #177 on: 01/07/2010 03:03:34 »


Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?


Antimony


It took me a few days to finally see Geezer's brilliant playonwords!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #178 on: 01/07/2010 03:44:15 »


De-velope is what you do when you open the mail.

There was a Newspaper Headline story about JimBob's Award for his pun above, but I lost it.

Similar to the Award below.


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #179 on: 01/07/2010 03:48:19 »


Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?


Antimony


It took me a few days to finally see Geezer's brilliant play on words!

If it were brilliant it would be comprehensible to anyone without being in pictures. A pun is a play on words, not pictures.

This is pure

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #180 on: 01/07/2010 03:50:31 »


De-velope is what you do when you open the mail.

There was a Newspaper Headline story about JimBob's Award for his pun above, but I lost it.

Similar to the Award below.






De-velope is what you do when you open the mail.

There was a Newspaper Headline story about JimBob's Award for his pun above, but I lost it.

Similar to the Award below.




To tell the tooth I am rather honored.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #181 on: 01/07/2010 03:58:35 »

Apparadentally doubly honored.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #182 on: 01/07/2010 04:00:51 »


Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?


Antimony


It took me a few days to finally see Geezer's brilliant play on words!

If it were brilliant it would be comprehensible to anyone without being in pictures. A pun is a play on words, not
pictures.

This is pure


A vast improvement, however, over my original 3-hour slide show.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #183 on: 01/07/2010 04:10:27 »
That ain't no bull.

Also, I am not Russian spy.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #184 on: 01/07/2010 15:52:11 »

Can someone please revive Geezer's image?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #185 on: 01/07/2010 17:52:19 »
Is it near death? It just looks hermaphroditic to me.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #186 on: 01/07/2010 18:55:43 »
Well  it is a blonde..........

Though I got good news today, i had the winning lottery ticket.










Too bad it was not a winning ticket for me, but it was a winner for the operator. :(

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #187 on: 01/07/2010 19:39:43 »

Can someone please revive Geezer's image?



Is it near death? It just looks hermaphroditic to me.



Well  it is a blonde..........


I can't see it. Can either of you?
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=31700.msg314319#msg314319
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #188 on: 01/07/2010 19:45:50 »


Too bad it was not a winning ticket for me, but it was a winner for the operator. :(


I bet you're right!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #189 on: 02/07/2010 16:18:23 »
Only half of him is right, the other half is left.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #190 on: 02/07/2010 19:51:40 »
And the bit in the middle is of course.........
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( insert  sound from vuvuzela here)

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #191 on: 02/07/2010 20:24:32 »

      :o ::) :o ::) :o ::) :o ::)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #192 on: 02/07/2010 20:28:06 »


Only half of him is right, the other half is left.


Make it Lady, did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

(Did anyone else hear that loud groaning again?.......)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #193 on: 02/07/2010 20:34:45 »
Yes it is one of my customers in the dungeon room.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #194 on: 02/07/2010 20:46:52 »

           

              MiL's customer entrance
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #195 on: 02/07/2010 23:10:06 »

Can someone please revive Geezer's image?



Is it near death? It just looks hermaphroditic to me.



Well  it is a blonde..........


I can't see it. Can either of you?
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=31700.msg314319#msg314319

Yes - can't you?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #196 on: 02/07/2010 23:14:11 »

Can someone please revive Geezer's image?



Is it near death? It just looks hermaphroditic to me.



Well  it is a blonde..........


I can't see it. Can either of you?
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=31700.msg314319#msg314319

Yes - can't you?


That's udderly incredible  :o
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #197 on: 02/07/2010 23:24:07 »
Yes it is one of my customers in the dungeon room.

Don't your customers get a bit stiff being kept in a dank dungeon like that?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #198 on: 02/07/2010 23:29:25 »

Geezer, shame! It's NOT a massage parlor.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #199 on: 03/07/2010 02:21:45 »
No - it is full service.

Udderly delightful.
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