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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1800 on: 31/01/2012 14:57:09 »
Don, you're clearly a Chelonian expert. But isn't it hard for a depressed turtle to get out of his shell? Please don't snap at me if it's a silly question. Scientific minds wanna know!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1801 on: 31/01/2012 15:43:06 »
That gives me a frog in my throat
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1802 on: 31/01/2012 16:14:34 »
Well Demo, I could carry on apace, but I don’t want to plaster on these puns too thick.  I’m sure you would not object, but I don’t want to test  u do.

Did I mention that after we had had our fill, Sidney said he was tired, so I said, “Why don’t you have a nap  Sid.” But fearful of his wife’s tongue, he said, “Nah, best not, chel on ian a moan at me.” One day she’ll be the death of him, if not by nagging, by her cooking. Our meal had been very nice but for her peas, which were like bullets. Boy did we all   sulc at ‘er. She thought we couldn’t see her with her face pack on, but we spid ‘er
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1803 on: 31/01/2012 16:19:34 »
That gives me a frog in my throat

Well, it is a leap year.
 

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« Reply #1804 on: 31/01/2012 17:24:51 »





 

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« Reply #1805 on: 31/01/2012 17:27:10 »



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« Reply #1806 on: 01/02/2012 01:47:54 »

Why don’t you have a nap  Sid.”


I'm not Sid, but I once napped in the doorway opening near the Temple.

I almost forgot that event!

But now I'm glad I don't have amniotesia.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1807 on: 01/02/2012 10:03:09 »

I'm not Sid, but I once napped in the doorway opening near the Temple.


Tch tch, your always up to some sort of skullduggery or another.




But now I'm glad I don't have amniotesia.


Eggselent. I'm glad to know that, because for getting that, I would have to give you the sac and al bu meny people out of work soon enough, the way things are. It is a heavy yolk for some to bare and memn brainier than most are left on the scrap heap of life.

BTW, just to put my mind at rest, am knees yer part of the leg what bends?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1808 on: 01/02/2012 10:15:50 »

I'm not Sid,


Sid want's to be sure of this, so he asked me if there was any way he could confirm the fact using his new smart phone. "Yes," I informed him, "you can probably download an app Sid. Go on, tri apSid. Look at this one, its a sign ap Sid."



Here endeth the plug for smart phones. I wouldn't have one if you paid me. Just what was wrong with two empty baked bean cans and a piece of string?

 

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« Reply #1809 on: 01/02/2012 18:33:51 »
They weren't worth beans.
 

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« Reply #1810 on: 01/02/2012 21:57:04 »

Beans, beans are good for your heart. The more you eat...
 

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« Reply #1811 on: 01/02/2012 22:13:00 »

Here endeth the plug for smart phones. I wouldn't have one if you paid me. Just what was wrong with two empty baked bean cans and a piece of string?




This is for those of you(th) who do NOT remember those ANCIENT times of OLD.

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« Reply #1812 on: 01/02/2012 22:15:52 »

Just to put my mind at rest, am knees yer part of the leg what bends?


Knees?? Bend??

Oh...

I don't know...

I forgot!

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« Reply #1813 on: 02/02/2012 00:59:40 »
Oldtimer's disease makes you forget.
 

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« Reply #1814 on: 02/02/2012 02:48:41 »
According to one old timer I saw, it's always 9:15.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1815 on: 02/02/2012 15:32:34 »
I would like to patella story about my naval adventure in Scapula Flow trying catch a carpal, but I think we kneed to cap off this line of puns before we get a ribbing.

I'd better get down on said knees, vetebrae (for to pray).
 

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« Reply #1816 on: 02/02/2012 18:29:35 »

...before we get a ribbing.


1.   What did the skeleton have for supper? Ribs.

2.    What did the skeleton say to the bartender? Gimme a beer and a mop, please.




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1817 on: 02/02/2012 19:59:47 »
The first skeleton must have been male, and the second, female.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1819 on: 03/02/2012 00:35:08 »
February is Fabulous Florida Strawberry Month
and also
International Hoof-care Month


Hoof you a care in the world??

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« Reply #1820 on: 03/02/2012 08:43:30 »

International Hoof-care Month


Ofk horse you had to bring that up. But its only far ears prepared to listen.

Now for a mixed Spoonerism/pun

I must be off at ecloven a leck this morning.
 

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« Reply #1821 on: 03/02/2012 17:40:02 »

Now for a mixed Spoonerism/pun


When I swallowed the spoon I found that I couldn't stir.



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« Reply #1822 on: 03/02/2012 17:44:51 »

International Hoof-care Month


Ofk horse you had to bring that up.


Well, you wanted to buy the horse, so now it's time to pony up.
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« Reply #1823 on: 04/02/2012 00:37:26 »
Aren't you old horse traders a bit long in the tooth for such unbridled performance?  Harness that energy and stick manely to the tail we started to tell instead of saddling us with this other nonsense or you might get shoed away.   
 

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« Reply #1824 on: 04/02/2012 01:22:15 »

Aren't you old horse traders a bit long in the tooth for such unbridled performance?  Harness that energy and stick manely to the tail we started to tell instead of saddling us with this other nonsense or you might get shoed away.   




For Donnah's unbridled performance!
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