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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1850 on: 18/02/2012 09:23:30 »
But I'm sure your day will go fast.
Oh yes, I winged my way through it, time flies when you're doing nothing!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1851 on: 18/02/2012 17:04:14 »
February 18, 2012 is
Cow Milked While Flying In An Airplane Day

Rather glad I missed out on this. It must play havoc with the rudder. I'll bet the pilot got into a bit of a flap. If the milking machine stops midflight, check the plug. At altitude, the fuse'll age very quickly.

Moo Mooo MOOOO Oi! Warm your hands before you grab my undercarriage!

Who's ever heard of cows flying anyway?

 

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« Reply #1852 on: 18/02/2012 22:40:56 »

But I'm sure your day will go fast.

Oh yes, I winged my way through it...


Me too, when I first got hold of that hang glider.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1853 on: 19/02/2012 06:02:51 »
Wow, 75 pages of hamming it up with the cream of the crop!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1854 on: 19/02/2012 11:27:05 »
Wow, 75 pages of hamming it up with the cream of the crop!

I do believe you have inadvertently used the letter “o” here, when you should have used the letter “a”.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1855 on: 19/02/2012 14:46:14 »

Who's ever heard of cows flying anyway?





Don, please try to be just a little more patient.

They only need some help from us. Encouragement even.

But it's worth it: this is a high steaks game!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1856 on: 19/02/2012 15:04:36 »


Wow, 75 pages of hamming it up with the cream of the crop!


Donnah, that reminds me of the ham who walked out of the hospital and said "I'm cured".

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1857 on: 19/02/2012 15:08:36 »
My pig has a rash on his snout. Should I put some oinkment on it?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1858 on: 19/02/2012 20:24:38 »
Good idea. But first, I would get rid of the fly in the oinkment.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1859 on: 19/02/2012 20:27:53 »


Wow, 75 pages of hamming it up with the cream of the crop!


Donnah, that reminds me of the ham who walked out of the hospital and said "I'm cured".



Was he a smoker?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1861 on: 21/02/2012 10:38:59 »

Was he a smoker?


He claims not to be a smoker, but I think he's telling porkies.

Now, can we please get this thread bac on track. We're getting a bit berhind with the puns. Come on all, I'll race yer (rasher) to the next subject.
 

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« Reply #1862 on: 22/02/2012 01:57:01 »

Now, can we please get this thread bac on track.


Fine. But then who will bring home the bacon?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1863 on: 22/02/2012 02:31:47 »
Perhaps we need a razor-back here to cut this thread wide open.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1864 on: 22/02/2012 07:03:44 »
Yeah, then no one can hog it.  Numerous comedic contributors keeps us in stitches.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1865 on: 22/02/2012 09:11:35 »
I see JB & Donnah have cottoned on to my meaning. Sew a little seed and it shall bear fruit.

Should razor-back's be served in restaurants? And after eating would they be given the razor-bill? Would the culinary efforts of the chef raise our expectations and would he braise our beef? Would the menu display cut-throat prices?

Please don't get stroppy with me.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1866 on: 23/02/2012 06:16:41 »
Yes, Don_1 this thread is piggy-backing off of your idea.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1867 on: 23/02/2012 16:11:39 »
Just because I hog the sheets in bed doesn't necessarily mean that I'm all wrapped up in myself!






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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1868 on: 23/02/2012 19:07:27 »



Geezer:





 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1869 on: 24/02/2012 03:19:58 »
This is
Justice For Animals Week
http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/2011/02/national-justice-for-animals-week/

Are you courting disaster by not giving your pet(s) competent legal representation?

The Honorable Justice Soxon can be reached for consultation at:
1-800-LET'S-SUE

This really warrants your attention.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1870 on: 24/02/2012 04:12:59 »
Now now, Demo. Don't get too carried away. You wouldn't want me to get all disgruntled?
 

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« Reply #1871 on: 24/02/2012 07:39:03 »

Now now, Demo. Don't get too carried away. You wouldn't want me to get all disgruntled?






Geezer! Don't do it!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1872 on: 24/02/2012 07:40:58 »

If a pig loses it's voice is it disgruntled?

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1873 on: 24/02/2012 14:45:50 »
That's enough of the boaring puns. Trotter long to the sowth hall now.

Would an 'anticemitic' be one who hates concrete?

 

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« Reply #1874 on: 24/02/2012 14:49:35 »
My antiemetic hates nausea.
 

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