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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1900 on: 01/03/2012 15:25:03 »


Don! Stop! You can't get into Heaven upside down!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1901 on: 01/03/2012 15:51:07 »

If you cross a donkey with can of lubricant, in outer space, would the result be asstroil?




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1902 on: 01/03/2012 17:41:58 »


Don! Stop! You can't get into Heaven upside down!

No, stop messin' about!

Ooer, I feel a little




I hope the mechanic is better than Kenneth Williams, Tony Hancock had enough trouble with him in The Test Pilot.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1903 on: 01/03/2012 21:19:00 »

I am going to heaven on Saturday.


What the hell are you talking about???



 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1904 on: 01/03/2012 22:23:57 »
Does this mean I win an Antonym Award???
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1905 on: 02/03/2012 10:23:48 »
Indeed it does and she is winging her way to sunny California even now. Here is picture of her, so you won't miss her when you go to collect her from the airport.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1906 on: 02/03/2012 10:33:25 »
Whoops! I seem to have made something of a faux pas, could have sworn you asked for an 'Auntie Min'.

Oh well, nevermind, I'm sure you'll find Auntie Minnie most agreeable.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1907 on: 02/03/2012 15:41:44 »

Indeed it does and she is winging her way to sunny California even now. Here is picture of her, so you won't miss her when you go to collect her from the airport.




I can't wait!! I don't know how to THANK YOU, Don! (Don't worry I'll come up with something heheh!)
 

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« Reply #1908 on: 02/03/2012 15:45:18 »

Whoops! I seem to have made something of a faux pas, could have sworn you asked for an 'Auntie Min'.

Oh well, nevermind, I'm sure you'll find Auntie Minnie most agreeable.



 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1909 on: 03/03/2012 09:29:37 »
Its flying lesson day today......
Tally ho................ Up, up and away.........


Off we go chaps ........ AGHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


We apologise for the loss of transmission, normal (if it can be called 'normal') service may be resumed.
 

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« Reply #1910 on: 04/03/2012 00:16:22 »
Whoops! I seem to have made something of a faux pas, could have sworn you asked for an 'Auntie Min'.

Oh well, nevermind, I'm sure you'll find Auntie Minnie most agreeable.

More agreeable than my Auntie Hissssstamine who is always either jealous or boo-ing someone.
 

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« Reply #1911 on: 04/03/2012 00:18:57 »
Its flying lesson day today......
Tally ho................ Up, up and away.........


Off we go chaps ........ AGHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


We apologise for the loss of transmission, normal (if it can be called 'normal') service may be resumed.

Don? Hello? Are you still with us? Over and out!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1912 on: 04/03/2012 05:20:19 »

It's flying lesson day today......


We have something in common.

When my last flight hit turbulence, all the other passengers and I went flying.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1913 on: 04/03/2012 21:41:34 »
Hmmm, flying, Piper, astral plane.....is there smoke involved here too?  Maybe a few mushrooms?
 

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« Reply #1914 on: 04/03/2012 22:27:30 »

Hmmm, flying, Piper, astral plane.....is there smoke involved here too?  Maybe a few mushrooms?


High just don't know, really, Donnah!

But I do know this, that when I was a short order cook while still in college, there was mushroom for improvement.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1915 on: 04/03/2012 22:38:59 »

Good Grief Demo, you've clocked up 6666 posts. Does this make you one (or six) better than the devil?

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I think it means you'd have a devil of a time making that many posts.


Oh no! This Friday, I will be 66! Is this a conspiracy????????????????????? Quick, someone start a new Science Thread!!

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1916 on: 05/03/2012 09:58:41 »
Don_1 to air traffic control, requesting permission to land.

Air traffic control to Don_1, you are cleared to land on runway 2. Make your final approach.

Yes folks, I done didded it!

When the instructor said we'd be using a Tomahawk, I got a little concerned. Maybe it would be a case of "Circle the planes, the Injuns are coming." Or perhaps I'd be sat astride a cruise missile.

Look:-


That's me up there in that thar airyplane.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1917 on: 05/03/2012 10:06:07 »


Oh no! This Friday, I will be 66! Is this a conspiracy????????????????????? Quick, someone start a new Science Thread!!


Oh my gosh! 66? Strewth! Don't do headstands when you're 66, or you'll be 99 and may FLAKE out.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1918 on: 05/03/2012 10:12:32 »
Hmmm, flying, Piper, astral plane.....is there smoke involved here too?  Maybe a few mushrooms?

No, no, I swear I have not been at the fungas or any herbal stuff. I need no mind expanding substances. My mind expanded long ago and is now expended.

Well done, you have pushed Demo into making a 'mushroom' pun.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1919 on: 05/03/2012 15:31:46 »



That's me up there in that thar airyplane.


C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S, Don!!!!!!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1920 on: 05/03/2012 15:46:43 »

I need no mind expanding substances. My mind expanded long ago and is now expended.


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1921 on: 06/03/2012 00:27:14 »
I requested permission for 'take off' from the control tower, but they said I should remain fully clothed during the flight.

"Bank to the left" said the instructor.
"Is it Barclays?" I retorted, "If it is, I'll drop this sick bag on Bob Diamond's head, that'll be one Bonus he wasn't reckoning on".


(I should point out that the flying school was Bonus Aviation, otherwise that last pun makes no sense. Not that I have a habit of making sense anyway).
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1922 on: 06/03/2012 01:10:11 »
Congratulations Don_1 on your flight with the birds!!!  Does this make you a bird brain?

I like your Bonus system for the banksters.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1923 on: 06/03/2012 01:44:06 »

Congratulations Don_1 on your flight with the birds!!!  Does this make you a bird brain?


Propellor-head?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1924 on: 06/03/2012 01:48:47 »

I requested permission for 'take off' from the control tower, but they said I should remain fully clothed during the flight.





Don_1 wins The Funny Nude Award!
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