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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1925 on: 06/03/2012 06:45:59 »

I like your Bonus system for the banksters.


Are you implying that they're gangbankers??

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1926 on: 06/03/2012 09:43:03 »

.........  Does this make you a bird brain?


What an insult! To birds......
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1927 on: 06/03/2012 10:01:21 »
I put some magazines in an ovenproof dish and made a shortcrust pastry top for it. Cooked in a moderate oven for 45 mins.

I call it a Magpie.

Well you may ask, 'What is he crowing on about now?', and you might wonder if I have gone raven bonkers. I would ask my nieghbour, Jack, for his opinion om my mental state, but I am reluctant to knock on Jacksdoor since it is an awful shade of jayd, which makes me feel sick. I have said to him "Cor! Vus a sickly colour."
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1928 on: 07/03/2012 00:01:02 »
Oh, I know Jack!  (Uh, oh oh, I think I just insulted myself.) Is it the Jack who lives at four and twenty Blackbird Lane?
 

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« Reply #1929 on: 07/03/2012 01:17:02 »
Q. Where does a blackbird go for a drink?

A.  To a crow bar.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1930 on: 07/03/2012 02:33:44 »
Is that where you have a very slight shot at getting drunk and taking "advantage of" Sherill Crow?
 

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« Reply #1931 on: 07/03/2012 04:33:01 »
Yes! In fact, Ms. Crow was once in the bar's telephone booth, but she had no money so she had to make a collect caw.



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« Reply #1932 on: 07/03/2012 07:39:28 »

.......  Does this make you a bird brain?


What an insult! To birds......




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« Reply #1933 on: 07/03/2012 07:58:14 »

Now I would reveal the coordinates of my aerial escapade so that you could avoid the vicinity for safety sake, {YIKES! Look out, RUN!}




Don't wait! Find out NOW when Don_1 is scheduled to fly near YOU!

Brought to you severely by the International Flight Safety Warning Patrol
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1934 on: 07/03/2012 16:01:13 »
Hehehe, that poor fella must have been at 520 04' 08.20"N x 00 37' 12.91"W on Saturday.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1935 on: 07/03/2012 16:03:11 »
...... and now back to the puns.



It's raining and cold here, I don't know whether to wear my Macaw overcoat.
 

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« Reply #1936 on: 07/03/2012 19:35:08 »
Ma cawf went away after I took some strong  cawf syrup.
 

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« Reply #1937 on: 07/03/2012 20:01:03 »


No pun. Just a pretty macaw pic!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1938 on: 07/03/2012 20:02:24 »

It's raining and cold here, I don't know whether to wear my Macaw overcoat.


Oh caw'mon, Don, you know you just wanna wear it so you can show it off and caw crow about it.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1939 on: 08/03/2012 01:53:23 »
I thought you told me you had bought a MacIncaw
 

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« Reply #1940 on: 08/03/2012 05:56:55 »
Nice recall, JimBob! But if you carefully read my little footnote remark, I actually said that I should have bought a MacIncaw.

Instead - like a stubborn old fool who doesn't listen to his own sons who also recommend MacIncaution and MacIntuition - I bought an HP - NOTHING to crow about.

In fact, it's been the caws of soooooo much misery!




January 25th, 2012 is
MacIncaw Computer Day
"why oh why did I buy a PC instead???"
demo


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1941 on: 08/03/2012 08:26:30 »



January 25th, 2012 is
MacIncaw Computer Day
"why oh why did I buy a PC instead???"
demo



Do the printers use only Mac ink or can they use 3rd party cartridges
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1942 on: 08/03/2012 08:43:56 »


No pun. Just a pretty macaw pic!

Beautiful, just beautiful!!!

And how about these:


No, its not a Photoshop job, these are Hyacinth Macaws.
 

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« Reply #1943 on: 08/03/2012 22:08:01 »



January 25th, 2012 is
MacIncaw Computer Day
"why oh why did I buy a PC instead???"
demo



Do the printers use only Mac ink or can they use 3rd party cartridges


MacPrinters are unwieldy.

Instead, I strongly urge and recommend: a BigMac® (see pic below), no fries, hold the cholesterol. And a Strawberry MacShake® - But a MacDeepFriedApplePie® is optional.

MacPaper for your MacPrinter should be selected carefully. Get double-ply so it can work double shift in the lavatory.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1944 on: 08/03/2012 22:21:47 »


Don't let this BigMac® steer you from your nutritional/dietetic goals.
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« Reply #1945 on: 09/03/2012 02:15:41 »

And how about these:


No, its not a Photoshop job, these are Hyacinth Macaws.


Lovely!

Lovely!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1946 on: 09/03/2012 05:12:17 »
iMac, aw. 
 

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« Reply #1947 on: 09/03/2012 06:14:42 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1948 on: 09/03/2012 13:59:06 »
iMac, aw

Demo seams to have found that awfuly funny, ore did he? I have a mined to remined him to observe the ground rules.
I believe that's halft of my duty, on the face of it.

Any deviation from the norm may result in a goo feeling in the gut.
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« Reply #1949 on: 09/03/2012 21:23:14 »

iMac, aw.


Shouldn't that read, "iMac®, aw." ?

 

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