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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1950 on: 09/03/2012 22:59:18 »

iMac, aw. 





iMac, aw


Demo seams to have found that awfuly funny, ore did he? I have a mined to remined him to observe the ground rules.
I believe that's halft of my duty, on the face of it.

Any deviation from the norm may result in a goo feeling in the gut.





(Pooch is especially delighted to see his competitor, Goofy, goo feated)
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1951 on: 10/03/2012 14:06:28 »
Many of us do it, I do it regular, we have all goofed at times, but Walt Disnee*.

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« Reply #1952 on: 10/03/2012 17:27:55 »
Goofy gives some people Disney* spells.

*American accent required
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1953 on: 11/03/2012 00:11:01 »
March 12 - March 18, 2012 is:
International Brain Awareness Week

Are you aware that brawn is not the only thing in life?

Or is this a no-brainer?

Don't be in the rain too long. Umbrella time!
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« Reply #1954 on: 11/03/2012 05:05:02 »
Hmmm, just how plastic is the brain? 
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1955 on: 11/03/2012 10:42:03 »
March 12 - March 18, 2012 is:
International Brain Awareness Week

Are you aware that brawn is not the only thing in life?

Or is this a no-brainer?

Don't be in the rain too long. Umbrella time!

I'm really not interested in what Brian is wearing.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1956 on: 11/03/2012 10:58:28 »
JB should be able to come up with a few puns here, cor, Tex 'cmon, lobe a few puns at this one, don't be nervous.

Let us know when you've posted some, there's a bell, um, where is it now, oh yes, its over there, but only temporaly.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1957 on: 11/03/2012 16:55:11 »

Hmmm, just how plastic is the brain? 


Hmmm.

Dunno.

But a plastic surgeon wants to put my nose to the grindstone.


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« Reply #1958 on: 11/03/2012 17:01:57 »

I'm really not interested in what Brian is wearing.




Which one are you and which one is Brian?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1959 on: 12/03/2012 09:04:25 »

I'm really not interested in what Brian is wearing.




Which one are you and which one is Brian?

I'm the one who grabbed the wrong end of his club and lost his balls. Are you the one trying to hide behind the flag pole?
 

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« Reply #1960 on: 12/03/2012 21:06:58 »
                                                 
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1961 on: 12/03/2012 21:20:49 »
March 13, 2012 is:
Open An Umbrella Indoors Day

Is the weather bureau an umbrella organization?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1962 on: 13/03/2012 08:43:28 »
March 13, 2012 is:
Open An Umbrella Indoors Day

Is the weather bureau an umbrella organization?

I get the feeling they don't use PC's, only Mac's.

News of unrest at the Met Office was described today as being nothing more than a storm in a tea cup. Threats of resignation by chief forecaster Sunny Jim (hailed as one of the best in the world) turned out to be a hoax. Mr Jim said he would continue his rain as chief forecaster and he didn't want such tittle-tattle to cloud his team's attention from looking for the next window of opportunity to any degree.
 

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« Reply #1963 on: 13/03/2012 20:18:39 »
But Mr. Jim's rain disappeared in a hurry cain't you tell?

Protestors only had to smog him in the chest and simply take over! Easy!

Snow wonder the revolution was so mild.

Mr. Jim complained of a ligament that was torn? Much ado about nothing!
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« Reply #1964 on: 14/03/2012 01:47:26 »

If you want to be a weather forecaster, you need a lot of degrees.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1965 on: 14/03/2012 10:10:07 »

If you want to be a weather forecaster, you need a lot of degrees.

Maybe so, but an acumulus much knowledge can cloud the mind.
 

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« Reply #1966 on: 14/03/2012 21:06:35 »

Cloud the mind? Not always. Didn't Cumulonimbus discover America in 1492?



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« Reply #1967 on: 14/03/2012 21:26:28 »

I'm the one who grabbed the wrong end of his club and lost his balls.




And yes, The Brass Award goes to Don_1!
 

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« Reply #1968 on: 15/03/2012 09:27:06 »

And yes, The Brass Award goes to Don_1!


Typical! Not gold, not silver, not even bronze! Just brass.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1969 on: 15/03/2012 09:29:51 »

If you want to be a weather forecaster, you need a lot of degrees.

If you want to go far an hight, you certainly do.
 

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« Reply #1970 on: 15/03/2012 16:44:41 »

And yes, The Brass Award goes to Don_1!


Typical! Not gold, not silver, not even bronze! Just brass.

 




Here already! Stop! You know how to get your weigh!
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« Reply #1971 on: 15/03/2012 18:56:24 »

If you want to be a weather forecaster, you need a lot of degrees.


If you want to go far an hight, you certainly do.



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« Reply #1972 on: 20/03/2012 01:05:47 »

Good Grief Demo, you've clocked up 6666 posts. Does this make you one (or six) better than the devil?

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I think it means you'd have a devil of a time making that many posts.


Oh no! This Friday, I will be 66! Is this a conspiracy????????????????????? Quick, someone start a new Science Thread!!


And today the $balance on one of my accounts was...666!

 

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« Reply #1973 on: 20/03/2012 06:10:31 »
March is:
Berries and Cherries Month
http://www.fruitsandveggiesmatter.gov/month/berries.html
http://www.fruitsandveggiesmatter.gov/month/cherry.html


Berry interesting month is March!

Cherish your fruit intake.

Straw/blue/black/rasp - it's all berry tasty!

Watch your posture; don't drupe

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #1974 on: 21/03/2012 10:58:42 »
March is:
Berries and Cherries Month

I presume you found this in some seedy newspaper under currant affairs. Probably berried away in the small print. How many times did you have to go fru it before you found this star? By the way, are you sure you have got the date right? The way I figure it, it should be in September and Anna would have agreed had she not been banned. I think I told you they had to ban Anna, her posts were getting too fruity. Its enough to give you the pip.
 

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