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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2050 on: 10/04/2012 08:27:44 »

Dyngus Day


I don't know Gus and by the sound of it I wouldn't want to dyn with him, I'd rather eat alone.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2051 on: 10/04/2012 08:29:55 »

There are many choices in a democracy: we do not live in annarchy.


I always thought that annarchy unlocked the door to her bedroom.

Oh, let's not get annal about this...

I see this post has been logged. Must be annalog.
 

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« Reply #2052 on: 11/04/2012 23:37:47 »

Dyngus Day


I don't know Gus and by by the sound of it I wouldn't want to dyn with him, I'd rather eat alone.


Oh, that's right, you're waiting for Dynalo Day! It's sometime around Independence Day, I think.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2053 on: 12/04/2012 08:39:09 »
Well, I suppose it would.

Looks like my statement has landed me in deep end, hence your reply.

To demonstrate that I am not stand-offish, I will join you for a short while for grilled sausage, steak, gammon, lamb chop, mushrooms, tomato (US = tomato) etc. In other words, we shall dyn a mixed grill, but we shall only dyn a moment.
 

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« Reply #2054 on: 13/04/2012 01:22:39 »

We shall dyn a mixed grill, but we shall only dyn a moment.


Although Nobelists tend to have dyn a mite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.
 

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« Reply #2055 on: 13/04/2012 01:35:22 »
« Last Edit: 13/04/2012 02:01:38 by demografx »
 

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« Reply #2056 on: 13/04/2012 19:20:16 »

We shall dyn a mixed grill, but we shall only dyn a moment.


Although Nobelists tend to have dyn a mite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling.
Beats being a dyn nasty.
 

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« Reply #2057 on: 13/04/2012 21:40:07 »

Beats being a dyn nasty.


Whilst visiting the Jurassic Museum, I was bitten before dynner and now I'm oh so sore!
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« Reply #2058 on: 14/04/2012 06:23:36 »
Phone the authorities, try Cera Cops, and report the bite, even though nobody saur us.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2059 on: 14/04/2012 12:27:50 »
Phone the authorities, try Cera Cops, and report the bite, even though nobody saur us.

Judging by the fact that Demo can still sit down OK, I don't think he was bitten on the us, I think it was his unmentionables. So while he doesn't have a saur ass he does have saur ol' pods!

I think the incident was observed, but they witnesses ran off in fright. Hardly surprising considering the ptera they saur.
 

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« Reply #2060 on: 14/04/2012 19:08:18 »


Our thread-pet, "Dyno", immediately saur this book's value.
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« Reply #2061 on: 14/04/2012 20:41:58 »


Try Cera Cops




This Cera Cop was off duty, Donnah.
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« Reply #2062 on: 15/04/2012 21:52:54 »
Phone the authorities, try Cera Cops, and report the bite, even though nobody saur us.

Judging by the fact that Demo can still sit down OK, I don't think he was bitten on the us, I think it was his unmentionables. So while he doesn't have a saur ass he does have saur ol' pods!

I think the incident was observed, but they witnesses ran off in fright. Hardly surprising considering the ptera they saur.
I think it's terrible Liz 'eard it.  Her extinct kicked in and she ran. She was pre-historical.
 

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« Reply #2063 on: 16/04/2012 01:48:19 »
Pre-hysterical, too, I bet!
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« Reply #2064 on: 16/04/2012 08:06:42 »

Demo can still sit down OK, I don't think he was bitten on the us...he doesn't have a saur ass.

The witnesses ran off in fright. Hardly surprising considering the ptera they saur.



You're making a gigantic mistake OTOH. The witnesses were frightened only when they saur us!
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« Reply #2065 on: 16/04/2012 10:44:47 »


I hope this doesn't make our "Dyno" pet jealous.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2066 on: 16/04/2012 11:19:04 »
Here's a quick one for you, yes, its a prontosaurus.


On a dig I found some bones I could not identify, so I asked Archie to get the dig team leader, Anna, to look at them. He used his cellphone to contact base. "Hello, who am I speaking to?" He asked, then said, "Oh its you Cynthia, hya Cynth, could you please Ptell Anna Don want's to see her."

Just then a piece of grit I had been trying to move became dislodged and flew into my eye, I cried out to Archie, "Archie, optrex quickly!"
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2067 on: 17/04/2012 04:22:55 »

Here's a quick one for you, yes, its a prontosaurus.




How do we know you're not just trying to pull a fast one on us??

Or am I being...prepostaurus?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2068 on: 17/04/2012 08:41:19 »

Here's a quick one for you, yes, its a prontosaurus.




How do we know you're not just trying to pull a fast one on us??

Or am I being...prepostaurus?

 ;D hahahahahaha


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2069 on: 17/04/2012 09:46:35 »

How do we know you're not just trying to pull a fast one on us??


As true, Don does try it on some times, but I can see you must have thought ďAllo, saur us coming did you? Au but you lie so DonĒ

Now I really donít wish to offend anyone with my coarse language in response to this allegation but all I can say is **** you, I saur us coming a mile off.

Well, its true I tell you and Iíll get Anna to confirm it, Iíll just call her over. ďHey u Annia, I want you. They coel urus liars.Ē

I lok el e sia she is busy, so she canít come right now, which is something of an irritator.
 

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« Reply #2070 on: 17/04/2012 23:10:22 »

Now I really don'ít wish to offend anyone with my coarse language in response to this allegation but all I can say is **** you, I saur us coming a mile off.




The dinosaur you show is from Japan. But were you dressed for the occasion?? Did you wear a nice fuku hat??



And, did you have enough to eat?? Otherwise you tend to distort things when famished.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2071 on: 18/04/2012 11:47:03 »
I'm not eating anything in that restaurant if its in fukushima!

OK, so the Chinese have delicacy know as 100 year old eggs, but I don't fancy sushi made from this:


I understand Dr Spooner would have taken up Kung Fu, but for his speech impediment. Just as well he didn't lecture on old English legends. Robin Hood wouldn't be a problem, nor Little John, but Friar Tuck.......
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« Reply #2072 on: 18/04/2012 16:09:23 »


(She's visiting)
 

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« Reply #2073 on: 18/04/2012 16:20:27 »

OK, so the Chinese have delicacy know as 100 year old eggs, but I don't fancy sushi made from this:



What seems to be a problem in this?
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« Reply #2074 on: 18/04/2012 16:26:56 »
I've got a bee in my sushi!

"WAITER, WAITER, wasabe doin' in my sushi?"

"Ah so! I not know sur, but I can see the da fly in your zoup is doin' the breast stoke."
 

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