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« Reply #2150 on: 02/05/2012 16:41:31 »
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« Reply #2151 on: 03/05/2012 03:39:03 »

It would appear that May is National Egg Month in the USA.


DON_1!

Shame on you, you have failed to point out that National Egg Month has a LINK associated with this major disturbance observance.
http://www.aeb.org/

As per the TNS Punning Thread Anniversary Rule 117.003Ar9, "Links must be shown whether they are relevant or not."

Don, please try to think like a blacksmith, who is used to forging strong links with his customers.
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« Reply #2152 on: 03/05/2012 08:42:57 »

As a reward, here's a clip of Prunella Scales


How am I supposed to understand this? It's all with British accents! Will Google-Translate work?????

(I hope TNS doesn't cut my pay for these remarks)

If you had trouble with the accent in that clip, you'll be dumbfounded by Mr. Chomondley-Warner.

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« Reply #2153 on: 03/05/2012 08:56:54 »


I don't want egg on my face for neglecting yet another Award to Don~1.

TNS' CFO will be eggsactly furious about this!

What an eggsquisite award. I am so eggcited you could say I am in eggstacy. I have not felt such eggcileration for an eggstremely long time. I must now sit down to regain my egguilibrium.

But really, these eggy puns are eggceedingly easy, requiring little egguinuity. They can be found in their millions from the poles to the egguator*.

*Restaurant Personnel who serve eggs.

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« Reply #2154 on: 03/05/2012 09:16:45 »


Shame on you, you have failed to point out that National Egg Month has a LINK associated with this major disturbance observance.
http://www.aeb.org/

As per the TNS Punning Thread Anniversary Rule 117.003Ar9, "Links must be shown whether they are relevant or not."

Don, please try to think like a blacksmith, who is used to forging strong links with his customers.


My most humble apologies for this omission. I shall, in future, do as you suggest, think like a blacksmith an' vil in all chains with links where appropriate.

I thank you for your dogged devotion to clawing me back into line with the policies of this punning club of which I hammer pein a member so long, I should know better.
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« Reply #2155 on: 03/05/2012 15:35:03 »
I hope you noticed the gold - no brass this time.

Otherwise I'm sure you would be complaining to TNS' Award Committee that I have once again not treated you pupperly.


I thank you for your dogged devotion.

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« Reply #2156 on: 03/05/2012 19:09:34 »

How am I supposed to understand this? It's all with British accents! Will Google-Translate work?????

(I hope TNS doesn't cut my pay for these remarks)



If you had trouble with the accent in that clip, you'll be dumbfounded by  Mr. Chomondley-Warner.


You keep this up and that will force me to subject you to torture: unintelligible (US) Southern drawl!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7CIvZ4PDI&feature=related


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« Reply #2157 on: 03/05/2012 19:17:07 »

I hammer pein a member so long, I should know better.


You mean that you have hampered our members? Tsk, tsk, I'm sure there's a TNS ordinance/rule somewhere prohibiting this.

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« Reply #2158 on: 04/05/2012 01:11:49 »

Father Manny Cohen is the priest/rabbi of a bi-religious church/synagogue. He performs confessions, christenings, bar mitzvahs and circumcisions. He is affectionately known as Par Snips.



His friend, Father Manny Fold, is a real cartoon character. You'd like him.


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« Reply #2159 on: 04/05/2012 03:04:04 »

I shall...think like a blacksmith an' vil in all chains with links where appropriate.

I thank you for your dogged devotion to clawing me back into line with the policies of this punning club of which I hammer pein a member so long.



On behalf of The TNS Awards Committee, Don_1 is once again awarded this expensive trophy!



Wow!!

How does Don_1 do this???

He doesn't know which hammer is which, but he somehow nails it anyway!



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« Reply #2160 on: 04/05/2012 20:01:14 »
How does Don_1 do this???

He doesn't know which hammer is which, but he somehow nails it anyway!


I do make some sort of a plan(ish). I sit in a darkened room and set my mind to zinking about what in heavens name might be related to the subject matter, iron out the flaws and nick el of your ideas.

Ooops, I shouldn't have admited to that. Demo will be after me. Scared? Me? Man, ga nese are knocking already!

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« Reply #2161 on: 06/05/2012 00:58:08 »

His friend, Father Manny Fold, is a real cartoon character. You'd like him.


Bellows with laughter.

I don't wish to cast dispersions upon you Demo, but look:

demografx

Your signature is easily forged.

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« Reply #2162 on: 06/05/2012 02:53:37 »
Your sad case hardened my opinion.

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« Reply #2163 on: 06/05/2012 04:56:58 »
But Euro pinion has no bearing on this matter.
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« Reply #2164 on: 06/05/2012 05:08:28 »

I do make some sort of a plan(ish)
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Careful you don't bully people with sheet metal.


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« Reply #2165 on: 07/05/2012 10:34:24 »

I don't wish to cast dispersions upon you Demo, but look:

demografx

Your signature is easily forged.


Why <sputter> this is the last, blasted fate I thought would befall me.

And I should also go after those mortar forgers who sold me that inferior concrete!

I'm so upset this is giving me the bends. Even the other forum members are laughing at me as if they were a live TV audience. I tell you, it's cast irony.

But I'm hungry now, so I'll go instead and eat a charcoal broiled hamburger, and maybe ann eal sushi on the side instead of fries.

Might that qualify me for a JUNIOR ?

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« Reply #2166 on: 07/05/2012 10:37:01 »
Today is:
Accountant's Day or Accounting Day
(They can't seem to make up their mind)
http://www.accountingday.org/

Will this be yet another excuse for TNS' CFO to demand cutbacks to The Awards Committee and washroom amenities budget? Again?

(This is marked "confidential and urgent")

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« Reply #2167 on: 08/05/2012 09:48:26 »
I have decided to drop forgery because you have obviously smelt a rat.

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« Reply #2168 on: 08/05/2012 09:50:00 »
I wasted the whole day yesterday taking note of how many insects crawled out of a hole in the ground,
all because someone told me it was a count ant day.

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« Reply #2169 on: 08/05/2012 14:53:12 »


Yes he is!

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« Reply #2170 on: 09/05/2012 11:58:14 »
Did I post this in the wrong thread?


Το  Σ  ιτ  uπ  μαθ  ιζ  αλλ  Γρεεκ

O me gad!!! What did you say?

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« Reply #2171 on: 09/05/2012 12:10:21 »


Yes he is!

Is what? From the caucasus? Is a screwball? Is a show stopper? Is a caucasian?

Your post has so many holes in it, that it needs caulking.

Are you bottling something up? Tell me, I am here to help, you can calk talk to me any time.
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« Reply #2172 on: 09/05/2012 12:50:14 »
Did I post this in the wrong thread?


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O me gad!!! What did you say?

Actualy, perhaps that should have been:

Ωd, what did you say?

Yes, that would have δ blow to this thread.
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« Reply #2173 on: 09/05/2012 12:51:35 »


Yes he is!

Is what? From the caucasus? Is a screwball? Is a show stopper? Is a caucasian?

Your post has so many holes in it, that it needs caulking.

Are you bottling something up? Tell me, I am here to help, you can calk talk to me any time.

My official psychiatric diagnosis:

You hardly seem aware of what's going on.

Over the top, probably due to bottled up emotions suddenly released.

Herr Professor Doktor Demografx
MD, BS, MS, PhD, IMHO, GMTA, WTF

ps - they say you drink 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it isn't true. You must scotch those rumours right away!




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« Reply #2174 on: 09/05/2012 12:57:50 »
Did I post this in the wrong thread?


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O me gad!!! What did you say?

Actualy, perhaps that should have been:

Ωd, what did you say?

Yes, that would have δ blow to this thread.


Don, not to worry, you're always Omicron Kappa in my book : - )
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