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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2175 on: 09/05/2012 14:15:36 »
Perhaps I had β not come up with any more of these, it might be misconstrued as φosophical μtaion of the γ punning. But this opens up a whole new can of worms* and la tin is overflowing with possibilities.

*Other cans of somewhat more desirable π fillings are available.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2176 on: 09/05/2012 14:23:36 »

Don, not to worry, you're always Omicron Kappa in my book : - )


Ο κ. Thank you kind sir, θ is a nice thing to say to me and to anyone of χnese origin.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2177 on: 09/05/2012 14:26:49 »
O mi, cronological disaster here, I must kapp a dis off and get on with some work.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2178 on: 09/05/2012 14:59:16 »
Upsilon Eta Omicron Eta, Don!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2179 on: 09/05/2012 16:29:17 »
Upsilon Eta Omicron Eta, Don!

Ut est securus pro vobis loquor.


***Perhaps, for those who's Latin is as crap as mine and in case that is wrong, I should translate:-
That's easy for you to say.***
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2180 on: 10/05/2012 05:56:02 »
Upsilon Eta Omicron Eta, Don!

Ut est securus pro vobis loquor.


***Perhaps, for those who's Latin is as crap as mine and in case that is wrong, I should translate:-
That's easy for you to say.***

Utter nonsense.

I can very well hold my loquor, thank you!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2181 on: 10/05/2012 08:35:47 »

I can very well hold my loquor, thank you!


That's not what I heard. When I asked Mrs Demo if you drink a lot, she said "No, he spills most of it!"
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2182 on: 10/05/2012 18:55:07 »
Hey, we're on page 88, like the number of keys;-)

And Don_1, Demo's not as think as you drunk he is!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2183 on: 11/05/2012 00:14:12 »
Today is:
May 11, 2012
Cinco de Mayo

Punning thread: where we stay on TOP of current events!

 

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« Reply #2184 on: 11/05/2012 01:33:15 »

I can very well hold my loquor, thank you!


That's not what I heard. When I asked Mrs Demo if you drink a lot, she said "No, he spills most of it!"


And now she spills the beans?

It's not right, I tell you.

Grounds for divorce.

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« Reply #2185 on: 11/05/2012 12:32:50 »

And Don_1, Demo's not as think as you drunk he is!


Right!

And I'm not as dumb as everyone says, either.

Hmph. That'll show 'im!

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2186 on: 11/05/2012 15:32:01 »
Today is:
May 11, 2012
Cinco de Mayo

Punning thread: where we stay on TOP of current events!



Now, I'll admit my Spannish ain't great, nor my maths (US = math) and even my chronology is somewhat lacking, but.......

Oh! I get it now, Cinco, as in "Spannish economy has gone down the plug hole in the sinko."

By jove, Demo, you are on the ball, if you get any more up-to-the-minute, you'll be in the future.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2187 on: 11/05/2012 15:34:39 »

I can very well hold my loquor, thank you!


That's not what I heard. When I asked Mrs Demo if you drink a lot, she said "No, he spills most of it!"


And now she spills the beans?

It's not right, I tell you.

Grounds for divorce.



Now, now, don't get grouty.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2188 on: 11/05/2012 15:36:07 »

And Don_1, Demo's not as think as you drunk he is!


Right!

And I'm not as dumb as everyone says, either.

Hmph. That'll show 'im!



It certainly did, I've never seen a 'hmph' before.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2189 on: 11/05/2012 15:40:28 »

Hey, we're on page 88, like the number of keys;-)


I can sing in two keys; Yale & Chub. You'd be morticedified to hear it.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2190 on: 12/05/2012 00:36:58 »

Hey, we're on page 88, like the number of keys;-)


1. "Hey" is for horses.

2. No, I do not like the number of keys: 89 has more panache.

3. As a piano player, I always know what bar I'm in.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2191 on: 12/05/2012 00:42:54 »

I've never seen a 'hmph' before.


Oh, come now, Don_1, we ALL know the truth about you and certain cavorting nymphs (soul sisters of hmphs).

<wink>

Your secret is safe. And TNS' Senior Womanizer Member Bailout Program is always there for the asking.

ps - if you and/or the wife come to visit us, don't forget that the speed limit here is 75mph.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2192 on: 12/05/2012 01:27:09 »

I've never seen a 'hmph' before.


Oh, come now, Don_1, we ALL know the truth about you and certain cavorting nymphs (soul sisters of hmphs).


Who let the cat out of the bag? Tch tch tch, is nothing sacred anymore?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2193 on: 12/05/2012 01:30:50 »

3. As a piano player, I always know what bar I'm in.


They can always recognise the ceiling!!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2194 on: 12/05/2012 01:52:13 »

By jove, Demo, you are on the ball, if you get any more up-to-the-minute, you'll be in the future.



 

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« Reply #2195 on: 12/05/2012 02:49:58 »

3. As a piano player, I always know what bar I'm in.


They can always recognise the ceiling!!!


Piano players are considered to be Baldwin they lose their hair.
 

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« Reply #2196 on: 12/05/2012 11:48:56 »
..... and pegged out when they are legless.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2198 on: 12/05/2012 20:02:03 »

I'll admit my Spannish ain't great...


You just can't let go of that anna doll/honey/sweetie-pie, can you???

Admit it!
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« Reply #2199 on: 13/05/2012 05:11:59 »

Oh! I get it now, Cinco, as in "Spannish economy has gone down the plug hole in the sinko."


Yes, Titanically speaking.
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