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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2200 on: 14/05/2012 09:10:16 »

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2201 on: 14/05/2012 13:39:49 »

I'll admit my Spannish ain't great...


You just can't let go of that anna doll/honey/sweetie-pie, can you???

Admit it!

I categorically dannay deny any such suggestion.
 

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« Reply #2202 on: 14/05/2012 14:20:22 »
Don_1, you're lucky you're not in France.

They would not look kindly AT ALL on your association with Paris' finest and hottest and wildest lady of the evening (yes, you guessed right: Anna!)

In cold, hard fact, it's...a crime!

As you will see sooner than later, French gendarmes don't use yellow crime scene tape but prefer cordon bleu.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2203 on: 14/05/2012 17:59:55 »
Tch, tch, tch. Your speelling leeves a loot two bee dezired, awe iz it the frensch hwo nead lessens.




With the language he uses, Cordon Ramsay should be renamed Gordon Blue*.

*Gnote the korekt speellling ov thiss werd, B L U E (or bloo).


If the French gendarmes send two dirty low down bum hit men to get me, would they be ass ass ins?
 

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« Reply #2204 on: 15/05/2012 04:45:15 »

If the French gendarmes send two dirty low down bum hit men to get me, would they be ass ass ins?


No, the French gendarmes will send only one hit man to get you.

The other hit man is a murderer who just got sick with heartburn because of something the assassinate.

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« Reply #2205 on: 15/05/2012 15:52:54 »

Today is:
Accountant's Day or Accounting Day



I wasted the whole day yesterday taking note of how many insects crawled out of a hole in the ground,
all because someone told me it was a count ant day.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2206 on: 15/05/2012 18:00:01 »
It looks as if I am in the clear. The two hit men boarded a plane to India by mistake.

Perhaps they were Spannish!

Best warn any members in India, perhaps they might be daft enough to commit an ass ass in asian.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2207 on: 16/05/2012 01:10:03 »

Perhaps they were Spannish!


Hungarian airport officials told the fans "Bu can rest yourselves here and watch the match on TV."
But police ejected one fan saying "But da pest will have to go."
 

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« Reply #2208 on: 16/05/2012 01:43:03 »
Are we really that hungary for puns?

But at least we don't have to worry about Rome and India.
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« Reply #2209 on: 16/05/2012 02:00:20 »

It looks as if I am in the clear. The two hit men boarded a plane to India by mistake.

Perhaps they were Spannish!


Best warn any members in India, perhaps they might be daft enough to commit an ass ass in ASIAn.


You're not fooling me or anyone else here for even one moment.

You're just looking for an excuse to go to ASIA by way of Afghanna anna*stan!

*Elegant counterpoint to ass ass

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2210 on: 16/05/2012 02:31:50 »
We're talking about buns again?  As Homer says; dough!
 

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« Reply #2211 on: 16/05/2012 02:54:47 »

We're talking about buns again?


We must.

Don_1 just took a job as a baker; and he already has ten children and yet there's always a bun in the oven.

We must stop him, Donnah.

For his own sake.


As Homer says; dough!


Donnah, it is our doughty.

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« Reply #2212 on: 17/05/2012 05:18:53 »
And yes, I love it when you talk doughty to me.
 

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« Reply #2213 on: 17/05/2012 06:17:43 »

[Hungarian] police ejected one fan saying "But da pest will have to go."

The two hit men boarded a plane to India by mistake.



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« Reply #2214 on: 18/05/2012 03:41:33 »

We're talking about buns again?


We must.

Don_1 just took a job as a baker; and he already has ten children and yet there's always a bun in the oven.

We must stop him, Donnah.

For his own sake.


As Homer says; dough!


Donnah, it is our doughty.


Hide the yeast; no rise, no buns (in the oven).
 

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« Reply #2215 on: 19/05/2012 04:56:41 »
Hide the yeast?

OK, but will Don_1 still be able to rise to the occasion???

It would undoubtedly lift his mood.

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« Reply #2216 on: 20/05/2012 05:26:14 »
Does he really knead to rise?  Maybe flours will cheer him up.
 

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« Reply #2217 on: 20/05/2012 07:38:53 »


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« Reply #2218 on: 20/05/2012 07:44:57 »

Does he really knead to rise?  Maybe flours will cheer him up.


Flour? Yeast? These things cost a lotta dough, Donnah.

I don't usually have that much bread in the bank.

I'm having a hard enough time already earning a crust these days!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2219 on: 20/05/2012 11:18:41 »

Does he really knead to rise?  Maybe flours will cheer him up.


Flour? Yeast? These things cost a lotta dough, Donnah.

I don't usually have that much bread in the bank.

I'm having a hard enough time already earning a crust these days!


I'm sure you'll be able to butter him up Donnah.
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« Reply #2220 on: 20/05/2012 11:20:34 »

OK, but will Don_1 still be able to rise to the occasion???


Yes I will and I can prove it.
 

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« Reply #2221 on: 20/05/2012 11:27:40 »

I'm having a hard enough time already earning a crust these days!


And there I was thinking you were on a roll!

I heard you were quite jammy.


Speaking of which, Sir Walter Raleigh was famous for laying his cape over a puddle so that QE 1st would not get her feet wet. She asked him "Did you do that for me Walt?" He replied "Yes Marm a laid it to protect the royal tootsies."
 

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« Reply #2222 on: 20/05/2012 16:50:10 »
Royal tootsies lol!!
 

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« Reply #2223 on: 20/05/2012 18:01:11 »
May 15 to May 21, 2012
World Trade Week
Tomorrow is the last day!

Why is it week? I thought world commerce was really strong?

I wouldn't trade my existence for someone else's.


 

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« Reply #2224 on: 21/05/2012 23:09:40 »
Not even upper crust?
 

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