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« Reply #2225 on: 22/05/2012 08:53:17 »

I wouldn't trade my existence for someone else's.


Not even upper crust?





Something for the Upper Crust (pun intended) - Batch Bread

But if you mean upper class, the students on the top floor of the school are  _always_  upper class.


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« Reply #2226 on: 24/05/2012 07:17:18 »
My definition of upper is likely different than most.  I am delighted to be a crusty old bread though.
 

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« Reply #2227 on: 25/05/2012 03:10:24 »

My definition of upper is likely different than most.


I just had an upper GI done. For fun. (rhymes : - )
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2228 on: 25/05/2012 12:19:20 »
I just had an upper GI done
I really only did it for fun
Now my troubles have begun
The GI brought his awful son.

In a race between me and this one
Beneath a bright and burning sun
Even before the race was run
I felt my feet weighed a ton.

I had the urge to make a pun
As I sank my teeth in a current bun
And the starter then fired his gun
Which distressed a passing nun.

She slapped the burly starter hun
Around and around he was spun
When he recovered from this stun
He drove off in his Shogun.

So the moral you might expects
Not do like Demografx
But to sit and reflects
And clean those bloody dirty specs.



What a load of rubbish!


 

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« Reply #2229 on: 25/05/2012 18:35:17 »


Two out of three (2/3) Gastroenterologists Worldwide recommend Don_1 poetry as a serious therapeutic adjunct.

Don't forget to see Don's TV commercial on the very next episode of "Gastroenterologists Gone Wild!" (seen on HBO and BBC nightly).

It's a gas!

Check your local TV listings.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2230 on: 26/05/2012 02:26:59 »
2/3 Gastroenterologists are seriously bonkers.

They are grasping at straws and gasping for breath.

If a gaol breaker can be termed as an escape ologist. could a house breaker be termed as an enter ologist?


Is Gastroenterology the study of farting?
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« Reply #2231 on: 27/05/2012 04:18:03 »

If a gaol breaker can be termed as an escape ologist. could a house breaker be termed as an enter ologist?


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« Reply #2232 on: 30/05/2012 05:57:08 »
And he hURLs himself out of the helicopter.
 

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« Reply #2233 on: 30/05/2012 07:30:14 »
I don't understand the link, Donnah.
 

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« Reply #2234 on: 30/05/2012 07:31:09 »
You mean to say it's a...hURLicopter?
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« Reply #2235 on: 30/05/2012 15:29:23 »
Tch, tch, U R L when you get in this funny mood.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2236 on: 30/05/2012 15:54:34 »
I don't understand the link, Donnah.

I am just seeking better lynx for you to follow. But I am being careful as I don't want you to get air sick or sky sick, while you are up there where le birds fly.

They say that Russian helicopters aren't a pache on on Westlands. Ah well, chin ook up!
 

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« Reply #2237 on: 30/05/2012 16:34:44 »


Don_1: Attention re your helicopter

TNS' CFO requests that you please move said vehicle as soon as humanly convenient. He said you are now obstructing the entrance to TNS' Executive Offices Wash Room. Just down the hall from TNS' West Wing.

Hurry! This blocked rest, wash room is making me claustrophobic! Move that chopper! I have more posts to write!!!


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« Reply #2238 on: 30/05/2012 19:24:20 »
Whoever made that request is full of crap.
 

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« Reply #2239 on: 31/05/2012 07:28:06 »
So CFO means Crap Fulla Officer???

CEO is Crap Exit Officer?

I won't ask about the Chair of THIS company!

I don't want to be a sitting duck. Lame Duck? Yeah, that's much easier for me to be.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2240 on: 31/05/2012 08:28:11 »
So, my chopper is getting in peoples way eh!? That's a first!!!

Right then, I'll buzz off to somewhere more accomodating, like the rotory Club.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2241 on: 31/05/2012 08:37:29 »
ITS NATIONAL I SCREAM WEEK!!!

Have I misunderstood something?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2242 on: 01/06/2012 13:56:29 »
I shall begin my appreciation of this event on sundae.
 

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« Reply #2243 on: 02/06/2012 20:09:41 »
ITS NATIONAL I SCREAM WEEK!!!

Have I misunderstood something?


You like the movies so much, couldn't you just as well have had a...

 PRIVATE 

                                           SCREAMING?
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« Reply #2244 on: 02/06/2012 20:14:03 »

Whoever made that request is full of crap.




Yes, Donnah, but if he's full of carp, we should get a nice commission when he sells it!

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« Reply #2245 on: 02/06/2012 20:26:47 »

I shall begin my appreciation of this event on sundae.


Aha! Soda truth is finally being revealed by Don_1: 

"It was a sundae when Abe 'n Anna split."

Thank you, Don! I've been remiss; I just haven't been keeping up with my 'Biblical Facts/Statistics/Outliers/Holy Truths' course. I hope I pass/fail.
 
(Boy, does Anna ever get around, or what???)


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« Reply #2246 on: 03/06/2012 05:41:46 »

I'll buzz off to somewhere more accomodating, like the rotory Club.


Or perhaps like The New World Rotor? Or,  you can always land on The Flying Nuns, or park at the Freemasons (but they charge too much). Then there's always plenty of parking spaces at Rosy Cross, a Wing of The Red Cross, and of course The Kites of Columbus are always sympathetic to what's up in the air. Your choice.

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« Reply #2247 on: 04/06/2012 17:46:38 »
Even after the Hindenburg disaster they are doing it again with the Build-a-burg.  Since the Hindenburg looked like a hot dog I guess the Build-a-burg will be like a hamburger.
 

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« Reply #2248 on: 05/06/2012 01:50:37 »


Donnah, as you requested I located The Hindenburg in The Hamburger (newspaper).
 

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« Reply #2249 on: 05/06/2012 21:48:15 »
Where DO you get this stuff?  Got a pic of the Build-a-burgers?
 

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