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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #225 on: 11/07/2010 05:57:31 »


This thread is on its last legs, I can't stand it.


Is that a run - on sentence?


Perhaps JimBob will put his best foot forward and add to this, keeping us on our toes?


You know, like he gets his foot in the door on great new deals.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #226 on: 11/07/2010 22:08:17 »


This thread is on its last legs, I can't stand it.


Is that a run - on sentence?


Perhaps JimBob will put his best foot forward and add to this, keeping us on our toes?


You know, like he gets his foot in the door on great new deals.


The best thing is to see Geezer when he dresses up in his tights, tutu and toe shoes.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #227 on: 12/07/2010 07:39:26 »

The best thing is to see Geezer when he dresses up in his tights, tutu and toe shoes.

You've got a thing about tutus, don't you? Fess up now. We're all family here. There's no need to be embarrassed about it.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #228 on: 12/07/2010 12:16:54 »


The best thing is to see Geezer...in his...toe shoes.


Hmmm, something's afoot here.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #229 on: 12/07/2010 12:22:26 »

But at least Geezer put his foot down.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #230 on: 13/07/2010 23:23:49 »

C'mon everybody, take the first step, and pun, pun, pun. Hurry, or we'll haveta listen to JimBob's olden tales.
 

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« Reply #231 on: 13/07/2010 23:36:32 »

But at least Geezer put his foot down.

Yes he did. And that is what got him in trouble. How do you expect to dance in the ballet in Highland Brogans?

Geeze is now having trouble speaking. After his failure to show up for the performance in toe shoes they gave him the boot.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #232 on: 15/07/2010 01:50:13 »

That's sad. I bet they didn't walk a mile in his shoes.
 

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« Reply #233 on: 15/07/2010 15:58:31 »

            


               Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #234 on: 15/07/2010 16:25:19 »


1.) the rarie's fits well with you two dinosaurs all are old and stale

2.) At least I didn't slack on the thread and got you old coots moving again. 



It is why I have worked for myself these last 35 years. 12 years for someone else was all I could take.


Hmmm, do the 2 above add up? 35 + 12 + ... hmmm ;D

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #235 on: 15/07/2010 17:55:36 »
I can't get the image of Jimbob in a Tutu out of my head.Geezer what have you done!!!!!!!!!

The best thing is to see Geezer when he dresses up in his tights, tutu and toe shoes.

You've got a thing about tutus, don't you? Fess up now. We're all family here. There's no need to be embarrassed about it.
 

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« Reply #236 on: 15/07/2010 19:34:30 »


                             
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #237 on: 15/07/2010 22:15:57 »
It 'tis indeed a fine sight, ye know. You have seen me in Les Trockadero, haven't you, Shazza? (http://www.trockadero.org/)


            


               Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?



Is this the same as Kelly's Blue Book?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #238 on: 16/07/2010 00:33:37 »

I can't get the image of Jimbob in a Tutu out of my head.Geezer what have you done?


Didn't he tell you he runs the Texarse Bolshoi?
 

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« Reply #239 on: 16/07/2010 04:23:08 »
I beg your pardon, (writer snickers at his deceit) but in Texas we have a Bull who runs the showe. It is in the name, fer cryin' out loud!

Wish you would learn to spell, you foreigner - haggis-eating reject of the BRITISH Isles, even counting Bannockburn.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #240 on: 16/07/2010 06:00:38 »
Them Texarns is a right bunch of Bolshies if you arsks me.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #241 on: 16/07/2010 21:22:18 »

Now, now, boise, we don't talk like that in Idy-ho.
 

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« Reply #242 on: 16/07/2010 21:24:11 »

Hey, all, best regards from NYC, been visiting my old home turf. Sweltering!!!!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #243 on: 16/07/2010 23:08:09 »


            


               Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?



Is this the same as Kelly's Blue Book?


Yes. It covers auto-voyeurism.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #244 on: 17/07/2010 03:30:06 »
I am NOT touching that remark - uh-uh!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #245 on: 17/07/2010 10:41:30 »
You know the old saw of the blonde who was pregnant....... - She asked the doc "Is it mine?"

 

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« Reply #246 on: 17/07/2010 19:32:20 »



Sean...and JimBob.....and Geezer...and Make it Lady.....


                             


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #247 on: 20/07/2010 16:43:52 »
Do you have stomach problems Demo? You keep posting this picture of holding your stomach. I am a bit worried. Please let us know. We are just one big family here.
 

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« Reply #248 on: 20/07/2010 17:51:13 »


Do you have stomach problems Demo? You keep posting this picture of holding your stomach. I am a bit worried. Please let us know. We are just one big family here.


JimBob, you are so prescient! How did you know that this NYC record-breaking heat/humidity has done that to me?? However, I board a big bird in just a few hours back to la-la-land where my troubles will transform once again. :)

Thanks so much for your touching compassion!
 

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« Reply #249 on: 20/07/2010 17:55:13 »


The best thing is to see Geezer...in his...toe shoes.


Hmmm, something's afoot here.


Almost like having one foot in the grave.
 

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