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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2250 on: 05/06/2012 23:48:00 »
Today is June 5th
Cinco de Junio???
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« Reply #2251 on: 05/06/2012 23:50:59 »

Where DO you get this stuff?  Got a pic of the Build-a-burgers?




 

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« Reply #2252 on: 06/06/2012 03:44:51 »
Hahahahaha.
 

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« Reply #2253 on: 06/06/2012 09:04:28 »
My wish is your command, O Donnah!
 

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« Reply #2254 on: 07/06/2012 06:43:44 »
Right then, I'd like to have the winning lottery ticket please.
 

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« Reply #2255 on: 07/06/2012 15:21:11 »


As you requested!

Just look in your back yard! You'll see it!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2256 on: 09/06/2012 23:46:34 »
Well we have catnip plants that is our cat currency.  Odyn comes when I call as long as I wave a catnip frond at him (the little nipper).
 

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« Reply #2257 on: 10/06/2012 21:35:53 »
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« Reply #2258 on: 11/06/2012 05:20:39 »
My human misleads you.  I had the plant in my mouth but I didn't inhale.

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« Reply #2259 on: 11/06/2012 22:49:11 »


Odyn!

Listen to *Master Donnah!

*Mistress just doesn't sound right...
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2260 on: 13/06/2012 17:08:26 »
Here Odyn!!!

I've got your supper




Yes, you could say they are Odyn's Golden Kippers
 

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« Reply #2261 on: 13/06/2012 17:28:00 »
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.  Please send the recipe to my human.  She only gives me sardines, herring, beef, pork, chicken, veggies and biscuits.  Kippers smothered in butter and garnished with fresh catnip sounds so much better!!

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« Reply #2262 on: 13/06/2012 22:32:43 »




Mmm, looks like yummy fried plantains/bananas!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2263 on: 13/06/2012 23:53:01 »
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.  Please send the recipe to my human.  She only gives me sardines, herring, beef, pork, chicken, veggies and biscuits.  Kippers smothered in butter and garnished with fresh catnip sounds so much better!!

Odyn

Good grief Odyn, I would have Thort you would have got your human under control by now.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2264 on: 13/06/2012 23:55:56 »

Mmm, looks like yummy fried plantains/bananas!

Yes, we have no plantains,
We have no plantains today.


Doesn't seem to work so well, does it? Perhaps Herb Alpert should do it tijuana style. He could get Anna to do the vocals....... Oh no, I forgot, you banned anna.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2265 on: 14/06/2012 00:08:56 »
Sorry I have been absent for a while, and I will be again for now. I'm off back to Glasgow 1st thing in the morning.

Another chance to stock up on Haggis.

Och aye the noo.
 

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« Reply #2266 on: 14/06/2012 00:56:24 »
Best wishes in Glasgow!
 

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« Reply #2267 on: 14/06/2012 18:04:49 »

Mmm, looks like yummy fried plantains/bananas!


Yes, we have no plantains,
We have no plantains today.


Doesn't seem to work so well, does it? Perhaps Herb Alpert should do it tijuana style. He could get Anna to do the vocals....... Oh no, I forgot, you banned anna.



No. Anna was un banned.

So she is not to be banned, that anna, ok?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2268 on: 15/06/2012 16:33:31 »

And he hURLs himself out of the helicopter.


It must be a whURLybird.
 

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« Reply #2269 on: 15/06/2012 16:34:35 »


M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.  Please send the recipe to my human.  She only gives me sardines, herring, beef, pork, chicken, veggies and biscuits.  Kippers smothered in butter and garnished with fresh catnip sounds so much better!!

Odyn



Good grief Odyn, I would have Thort you would have got your human under control by now.




As you can see from this recent sculpting, Odyn's attitude does not leave room for listening to mere mortals like Don_1. Nooo.


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2270 on: 15/06/2012 17:48:18 »
Valerie! Where are you? Come see what Demo wrote here.

Just loki at that, he'l be sorry. Come on Val hall a look and tell me, what have I dun to him?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2271 on: 15/06/2012 17:53:31 »
Best wishes in Glasgow!

Ta very much. Back home now, but off again tomorrow. Looking forward to Haggis Neeps & Tatty's on Sunday. I'd have a wee dram with it, but I only have open the bottle, these days, and I'm pi**ed as a fart!


Just to set record straight and in case you were wondering when I shall be enjoying my Haggis,
it should be obvious from the above posts. O dinner time.
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« Reply #2272 on: 15/06/2012 19:25:14 »
I had Haggis for lunch, it was offal.
 

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« Reply #2273 on: 17/06/2012 22:10:19 »
Haggis self a good time Don_1.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2274 on: 18/06/2012 02:26:35 »
If he's kilt his haggis & scoffed his tartan custard, Don'll get the griddle out and drop a few Scottish puncakes.
 

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