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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2300 on: 24/06/2012 09:02:44 »


Odyn loves cantaloupe and papaya.



Odyn said, "OK Papa ya gonna try to stop us?"


Mom:  "Ted, ask Daddy if he's ill."

Ted:    "Papaya sick?"



 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2301 on: 24/06/2012 09:12:33 »
« Last Edit: 24/06/2012 09:15:51 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2302 on: 24/06/2012 09:39:09 »
Guess where I'm going....


The Lemon 24hr race.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2303 on: 24/06/2012 20:59:55 »
10 hours!!!!!????? Oh my Thor!!


"Yep." Said Anna's father, "You can't elope with her.



The melon boy cried when he seed she meant it and, needing comfort, he hugged his dog, the melon-collie.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2304 on: 25/06/2012 02:01:12 »
Awww!!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2305 on: 25/06/2012 20:56:03 »
Which one is dyslexic, Blind Lemon Jefferson,
or Blind Lemon Chitlin
feature=related ?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2306 on: 25/06/2012 21:16:36 »


As you requested!

(Hmm, wonder if he plays piano...)
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2307 on: 26/06/2012 04:50:39 »
June 26, 2012 is:
International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking

Odyn, take heed!


My human misleads you.  I had the plant in my mouth but I didn't inhale.

Odyn


Odyn, have your lawyer help you modify your post as it is incriminating.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2308 on: 26/06/2012 06:54:45 »
Guess where I'm going....


The Lemon 24hr race.

Good luck! I bet $50 on you to win!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2309 on: 26/06/2012 18:03:07 »
Guess where I'm going....


The Lemon 24hr race.

Good luck! I bet $50 on you to win!

Sucker!!! 
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2310 on: 26/06/2012 23:06:47 »
When life gives you melons, are you supposed to make melonade???
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2311 on: 27/06/2012 01:08:52 »
Guess where I'm going....


The Lemon 24hr race.

Good luck! I bet $50 on you to win!

Sucker!!! 

Sure. You can, too!! 

« Last Edit: 27/06/2012 01:11:23 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2312 on: 27/06/2012 01:17:54 »
When life gives you melons, are you supposed to make melonade???

If you suffer a mountainous stomach ache after eating an Indian Pomme, could you be suffering from the Appalachians?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2313 on: 27/06/2012 15:00:56 »
Demo thought that post was a tad on the obtuse side. Allow moi to extrapolate.

Filthy swine, you do that sort of thing behind closed doors!


Mountains = Huge bits of Terra Firma poking up in the air.
Indian = Asian.
Pomme = Apple.

Pomme + Indian = apple asian = Appalachian Mountains
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2314 on: 27/06/2012 15:02:34 »
I seriously need help.

Is there a trick cyclist in the house?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2315 on: 27/06/2012 20:02:18 »
Don_1, thank you for sparing me the embarrassment of posting "Indianapolis here I come" in reply to your now un-obtuse post : - )
 

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« Reply #2316 on: 27/06/2012 20:07:30 »

I seriously need help.

Is there a trick cyclist in the house?


No, but my French Auntie Déprésiance can help.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2317 on: 27/06/2012 20:33:24 »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2318 on: 27/06/2012 20:39:06 »
Would someone kindly change the subject? I'm out of lemon gifs.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2319 on: 28/06/2012 00:46:46 »
Would someone kindly change the subject? I'm out of lemon gifs.



Is one to presume the title of this one is 'Gif us a kiss'?

Here, have this one on me:


I have a whole battery of them!


Guess where I nicked that piccy from http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/content/kitchenscience/exp/charging-ipods-with-lemons/
« Last Edit: 28/06/2012 00:48:31 by Don_1 »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2320 on: 28/06/2012 02:34:23 »
Wait a sec.

Are you allowing Real Science on this thread???

Horrors.

<praying to Thor for battery puns to be more (+) or less (-) fluid>

You'll see! My nonsense Non-Science will prove far superior!

Ohmmmm.

No acid remarks, please!




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2321 on: 28/06/2012 02:36:22 »




I'm sure you didn't mean it, Don, but this one feels left out.

Like you don't want to gif it a kiss.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2322 on: 28/06/2012 03:02:15 »

I have a whole battery of them!


I got angry when my cell phone battery died.

My psychiatrist suggested I find an outlet.

I guess that's why he gets paid the big bucks.
 

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« Reply #2323 on: 28/06/2012 06:18:47 »

Here, have this one on me:




Why, thank you!

Could this be some kind of Thread Award from Don_1 that shows what the average person (or lemon, in this case) looks like after reading our posts?

« Last Edit: 28/06/2012 07:05:29 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2324 on: 01/07/2012 04:26:16 »




I'm sure you didn't mean it, Don, but this one feels left out.

Like you don't want to gif it a kiss.
sour-puss
 

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