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« Reply #2375 on: 18/07/2012 14:21:46 »

They also only have 2 sizes: XXXXXLarge or Tiny-toddler.


Curses! One's too small, so is the other one.

 

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« Reply #2376 on: 18/07/2012 14:32:51 »


Dost - stuff you pick up in a vacuum cleaner

I'm impressed!  Men who know what a vacuum cleaner does! 

I'll open that can of worms and go fishing!

NOTE TO MYSELF:

If ever you happen to be visiting Donnah and she offers some light refreshement from a can, make your excuses and get out quick.

Do you really think you could worm your way out of that situation so easily???
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« Reply #2377 on: 19/07/2012 02:49:02 »
What on earth?
 

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« Reply #2378 on: 19/07/2012 05:38:03 »

What on earth?




"Earth worms!"
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2379 on: 19/07/2012 18:15:19 »
Btw, someone informed me that the animated pic above is the actress Jennifer Connolly in one of her movies.

Movie, maybe, but not movie very far.

You prefer speed over sensuality? <giggle>

Its not a question of preference!
 

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« Reply #2380 on: 19/07/2012 18:22:27 »


A passing police officer asked if I was alright. I thanked him for his concern and said 'Yes I'm fine contstable, I'll be bac on my way soon.


Eggsactly what he wanted to hear!


Oh my! I was told that would be your reply.  He saw, sage did. He's bean so clever.
 

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« Reply #2381 on: 19/07/2012 18:25:20 »
What on earth?

C'mon, we can slug it out.
 

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« Reply #2382 on: 19/07/2012 18:35:04 »
Or we could just call it 3D.  BTW would you invest money with a person named Madoff? 

Not on your life. I invested with Robin B'stard.
 

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« Reply #2383 on: 19/07/2012 20:11:53 »
Sometimes I wonder if we have firebug brains instead of the normal neural networks.
 

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« Reply #2384 on: 19/07/2012 23:03:49 »
Neural networking is simply a form of social networking. Sorry, but Zuckerberg owns all the rights.
 

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« Reply #2385 on: 20/07/2012 01:24:38 »
Neural networking is simply a form of social networking. Sorry, but Zuckerberg owns all the rights.

Then its not too late, we can buy up all the lefts!!!

YIPEEE I'm rich, I'm rich.

Nope, sorry, my mistake, I'm Don.

Can't even remember my own name now.......
 

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« Reply #2386 on: 20/07/2012 01:30:16 »
Sometimes I wonder if we have firebug brains instead of the normal neural networks.

Brains? Brains? Who's got brains?
 

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« Reply #2387 on: 20/07/2012 17:31:12 »
Most of us have brains left, because Mark has all the rights.
 

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« Reply #2388 on: 20/07/2012 23:19:54 »
He has now taken the only remaining ones just the other day.

They were the last rites.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2389 on: 20/07/2012 23:24:22 »
Here is the 9 o'clock news.

My watch has stopped.
 

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« Reply #2390 on: 21/07/2012 05:24:18 »

Most of us have brains left, because Mark has all the rights.


He has now taken the only remaining ones just the other day.

They were the last rites.


Here is the 9 o'clock news.

My watch has stopped.


Who has the rights to your watch????

Or was it perhaps left somewhere???
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2391 on: 21/07/2012 09:58:08 »

Who has the rights to your watch????

Or was it perhaps left somewhere???


I put it to you that this was not of your own doing, but that it was second hand.

Further more, that it is not viable lyrics for a melodic song, but rather that it ist rap.

You have been trying to fob us off in this instance.

M'Lud, I wrist my case.
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« Reply #2393 on: 21/07/2012 21:41:47 »
I posted the above so that you will all be able to discover, uncover and report one immediately!

Agent Demografx
At Your Protective Service
Always

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« Reply #2394 on: 21/07/2012 22:55:28 »
'Tis with great thanks that I reply to you, oh wonderous one.

Armed with this information, I'm sure I will be able to finger any terrorwrist now. I'm sure hel bow to my soupearior nolij and not try to palm me off with any humerous stories.

I shall metataskforce and raid 'is 'ouse. I'm sure I can now shoulder this burden with a little trainning from the Special Boat Service men in Scapula Flow.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2395 on: 21/07/2012 22:59:01 »
Its getting so that I look at my own posts and wonder what sort of imbecile wrote that rubbish.

I think I need a check-up from the neck up.
 

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« Reply #2396 on: 22/07/2012 00:49:23 »
Don_1, I had the same problem, so I occasionally give myself a prefrontal lobotomy after posting.

Now I admire my posts.
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« Reply #2397 on: 22/07/2012 01:26:02 »
I thought this was a brilliant idea, so asked 'er indoors to assist me in a lobotomy.

Alas, she did not quite understand what a lobotomy means and proceeded to chop my bum off.

Shitting will never be the same again.
 

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« Reply #2398 on: 22/07/2012 02:06:03 »
I have decided to confffesss (excuse the stuttttter) to my age.
View my profile, if you are really that hard up for something to do.
 

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« Reply #2399 on: 22/07/2012 02:49:02 »
I thought this was a brilliant idea, so asked 'er indoors to assist me in a lobotomy.

Alas, she did not quite understand what a lobotomy means and proceeded to chop my bum off.

Shitting will never be the same again.

Problem shifting? Just get an automatic like I did!
 

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