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« Reply #2400 on: 22/07/2012 04:30:40 »
I have decided to confffesss (excuse the stuttttter) to my age.
View my profile, if you are really that hard up for something to do.

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« Reply #2401 on: 22/07/2012 06:32:41 »
But perfect (A+) for this thread!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2402 on: 22/07/2012 10:32:43 »
I thought this was a brilliant idea, so asked 'er indoors to assist me in a lobotomy.

Alas, she did not quite understand what a lobotomy means and proceeded to chop my bum off.

Shitting will never be the same again.

Problem shifting? Just get an automatic like I did!

An automatic bum??? Good gracious, whatever next? Automatic gear boxes in cars, I suppose.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2403 on: 22/07/2012 10:36:01 »
Demo, have you considered that we may be like two old farts in a pair of incontinence pants?!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2404 on: 22/07/2012 10:58:03 »
By jove, I'm getting my chelonians out all over the place here recently.

Who will be first to say 'put a shell sock in it.'
 

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« Reply #2405 on: 22/07/2012 20:20:29 »
Demo, have you considered that we may be like two old farts in a pair of incontinence pants?!

Now that you put it that way, Don_1, it's downright...flatulence flattering!
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« Reply #2406 on: 22/07/2012 23:35:20 »
By jove, I'm getting my chelonians out all over the place here recently.

Who will be first to say 'put a shell sock in it.'


The shell of turtles is the backbone of their success!

But it's the weekend so maybe I'll hit the tavern and get plastred on Michelonian Lite (beer).

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« Reply #2407 on: 23/07/2012 00:36:04 »
I know some of this is repetitive, but how the hell else are we gonna make it to page 100?????
 

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« Reply #2408 on: 23/07/2012 03:54:09 »
'Tis with great thanks that I reply to you, oh wonderous one.

Armed with this information, I'm sure I will be able to finger any terrorwrist now. I'm sure hel bow to my soupearior nolij and not try to palm me off with any humerous stories.

I shall metataskforce and raid 'is 'ouse. I'm sure I can now shoulder this burden with a little trainning from the Special Boat Service men in Scapula Flow.



Don_1 handily wins The Chair for his great, great activities in detecting terrorwrists!
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« Reply #2409 on: 23/07/2012 05:56:41 »


A Michelonianangelo_saulus jpeg on the Internet.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2410 on: 23/07/2012 07:06:27 »
so this is how you neilp level members get so many posts! A mundane way to spend time on a science forum - there must be better! As a nubi, I surely can't hope to compete with other members, or SOS! I risk the wrath of the gods!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2411 on: 23/07/2012 10:26:01 »
Ah ha! A new subscriber to the punning thread!

We are hapi to have you along for the ride, but please don’t ptah us all with the same brush. We may be seth in our ways and a little long in the thoth, maybe even a little nuts and there are nun so foolish as an old fool, however, but fhor us, the forum might geb a tad tedious.  With so much talk of what is nu in science, such as the particles to be found in an atum, well, at enough to drive you bonkers. It is always best to introduce a little levity here and there.

Huh!” You may say,” you memn on this forum remind me of village idiots, anile  nefer titi around with you.”

Well, phar aohnough, but we shall continue to burn effigies of science and all else here on the pyr amid the sanity. Anat is just the way it is.

So take off your hat, hor sit on the ma’at, stroke our dog, he’s a fine looking mut, or nep it in the bud and revert to good sense.

Whether by lux or destiny, you have stumbled in to this madhouse and whether you ment uho tep the balance or not, you did Toot an khamun in to join us. It doesn’t take alot to amuse us, so Ptolemy, Demo and Donnah a few more puns and let yourself go.
 

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« Reply #2412 on: 23/07/2012 21:48:27 »
Welcome, bizerl! May Thor protect you from our collective madness!
 

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« Reply #2413 on: 23/07/2012 22:28:37 »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2414 on: 24/07/2012 01:30:08 »
Good grief, Demo, there we were in Egypt and you have zeused your power to transport us to northern Europe. I thort you might do that.

BTW, I'm not sure any gods can protect anyone from the inmates of this looney bin.
 

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« Reply #2415 on: 24/07/2012 02:04:16 »
I can hardly compete with the marvel that is demographic. Novel as it is, it would take six men to weather the storm, and while i'd find going AWOL veri necessary at times, the magnet of scientific discovery gives me resolve stronger than iron! Man was not born to crawl like the spider! Man was made to wonder! Woman too.
 

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« Reply #2416 on: 24/07/2012 02:51:50 »

I'm not sure any gods can protect anyone from the inmates of this looney bin.


Don_1, there are rumors that we inmates of this looney bin all fell into poison ivy and started a rash of breakouts.
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« Reply #2417 on: 24/07/2012 03:35:18 »

...resolve stronger than iron! Man was not born to crawl like the spider! Man was made to wonder! Woman too.


I protest! You left out Batman!

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« Reply #2418 on: 24/07/2012 04:03:17 »


Training Clip For *Odyn!

*proud human owner: Donnah
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« Reply #2419 on: 24/07/2012 04:03:35 »
I already felt funny about including Wonder Woman in a Marvel dominated post - I thought that would be controversial enough. I also thought that the friendly combat managed to create a throb inside my head!

I should be a cryptic crossword writer!  ;)
 

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« Reply #2420 on: 24/07/2012 04:15:14 »
True, bizerl, and the friendly combat even helped our mobile phone reception!
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« Reply #2421 on: 24/07/2012 04:49:42 »

I should be a cryptic crossword writer!  ;)


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2422 on: 24/07/2012 12:52:03 »
I can hardly compete with the marvel that is demographic. Novel as it is, it would take six men to weather the storm, and while i'd find going AWOL veri necessary at times, the magnet of scientific discovery gives me resolve stronger than iron! Man was not born to crawl like the spider! Man was made to wonder! Woman too.

Well strike me down, what the dickens was all that? You were tolkien about more comic characters than you can shake a speare at there. I think youve rned youself an award for 'best newcomer' there. Demo will doubtless sort one out for you. Shell ey make it a bronze or gold, ing fact, it would not go amis, I'm sure. It wont cost much since he asimof the shelf rather than made to order. He doesn't like to be too austintacious. It may be in the shape of a brontesaurus or T.rex (de foe of afore said dinosaur).

I am sure you will rejoyce at whatever is forthcoming, but please, no larkin about and don't revert to writting trollope afterwards.

Schulz you be unhappy with your award, much to our horo, witz we will display, we will hold you until a ransome is paid to calm our roth, but I warn you, atwood take a great deal of monet***.

***How did he get in here?
 

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« Reply #2423 on: 24/07/2012 13:05:31 »

I'm not sure any gods can protect anyone from the inmates of this looney bin.


Don_1, there are rumors that we inmates of this looney bin all fell into poison ivy and started a rash of breakouts.


I went to a French restaurant called 'Le Mariner', where they asked if I wanted poissin. 'How strange', I thought. I declined the offer and said I would have fish instead.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2424 on: 24/07/2012 13:08:03 »

I should be a cryptic crossword writer!  ;)




Do I detect some skulduggery going on here?
 

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