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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2450 on: 30/07/2012 06:37:56 »
It's a bundle of lunacy.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2451 on: 30/07/2012 13:00:25 »
I wish to bring your attention to my efforts in the 'Physiology & Medicine'  board and the question posed ' Do bras cause breasts to sag?' Find the full thread  here:-


I refuse to be sucked into this debate.

This question is so old, I should think it has been well and truly milked by now.

What's more, there were only 7 replies (until yours) so it lacked eight.


Strewth! I made myself laugh with that one. This belongs in the punning thread.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2452 on: 30/07/2012 13:26:16 »
......... it's a bummer.

Getting asteroids can be a pain in uranus. edit [not mine]


Yes. Normally, every day they're a pain.

But on Saturdays? no asteroids!



Some people tri tons of creams and other remedies for relief from asteroids until at last they are free from this pain in uranus, which can be a terrible pain in the rhea.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2453 on: 30/07/2012 18:46:56 »

           The Don_1 Asteroid


For out of this world remarks, The Award Committee approved the naming of this asteroid after Don_1!

Our very own Don_1 is a NASA celebrity now!!

ps - the animation shows a closeup of Don_1's future home inside the asteroid!!

We're all very excited for you!!

« Last Edit: 30/07/2012 18:53:30 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2454 on: 30/07/2012 18:57:16 »

It's a bundle of lunacy.


Donnah, it's great how you just rise to the occasion with these bun-puns - at yeast we're having some fun with it, and sometimes we knead that!


 
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2455 on: 30/07/2012 19:00:45 »

I wish to bring your attention to my efforts in the 'Physiology & Medicine'  board and the question posed ' Do bras cause breasts to sag?' Find the full thread  here:-



I refuse to be sucked into this debate.


This question is so old, I should think it has been well and truly milked by now.

What's more, there were only 7 replies (until yours) so it lacked eight.


Strewth! I made myself laugh with that one. This belongs in the punning thread.

This is one of the breast puns I've seen!

But although it is quite titillating, let's not implant any boob-type behavior.

Chest stick to the facts like you do!


« Last Edit: 31/07/2012 00:42:36 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2456 on: 31/07/2012 01:03:36 »
My mammary always told me that this areola could be a bit nippley.
 

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« Reply #2457 on: 31/07/2012 01:29:15 »
And, bizerl, you know that Mammary knows breast!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2458 on: 31/07/2012 01:37:26 »

Chest stick to the facts like you do!


I must admit, I was flailing my arms around while bringing this to your attention.

I will try not to chest stickulate in future.
 

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« Reply #2459 on: 31/07/2012 01:49:35 »
Motion is 99% of the law, Don_1.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2460 on: 31/07/2012 01:50:25 »

           The Don_1 Asteroid


For out of this world remarks, The Award Committee approved the naming of this asteroid after Don_1!

Our very own Don_1 is a NASA celebrity now!!

ps - the animation shows a closeup of Don_1's future home inside the asteroid!!

We're all very excited for you!!



Looks suspiciously like a spud to me.

"a closeup of Don_1's future home inside the asteroid!

Oh my! Can I take an automobile with me and a knife with a squiggley blade so I can cut out crinkley chips as I drive around, I don't want to be in car serrated on this astronomical spud to become half baked?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2461 on: 31/07/2012 01:51:12 »
Motion is 99% of the law, Don_1.

What's the other 1%?
 

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« Reply #2462 on: 31/07/2012 03:08:58 »
Hm. Stumped again (motioning wildly to my stats-asst.!)

I admit defeat, Astronaut-Barrister Don_1.
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« Reply #2463 on: 31/07/2012 03:20:54 »


How does Don_1 do this?????
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2464 on: 31/07/2012 03:25:57 »
Hm. Stumped again.

I admit defeat, Astronaut-Barrister Don_1.

I can hear crickets in demo's audience. No one would bat an eye lid at being bowled over by Don_1 (Bradman?). It seems he's been unable to give him the slip, and he's been caught out. What's the point you ask? Just trying to square this leg of the argument and put some spin on it.

Still not making sense? Well I am feeling a little mid-off today.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2465 on: 31/07/2012 03:58:35 »

I can hear crickets in demo's audience.




 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2466 on: 31/07/2012 14:04:03 »

Still not making sense? Well I am feeling a little mid-off today.


Oh! Come, come. Don't be silly. It seems your punning ability know's no boundary. It is, after all, just what words are four. You composed this work all by yourself, but in doing so have been feeling a little six. You'll soon get over it and be running off more puns. You must try not to burn the candle at both ends. If the wick its in need of trimming, then do so, and by the grace of God, you'll be back on form.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2467 on: 31/07/2012 14:11:28 »
Hm. Stumped again (motioning wildly to my stats-asst.!)

I admit defeat, Astronaut-Barrister Don_1.

Defeat stared him in the face, so did de toes and de ankles.
 

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« Reply #2468 on: 31/07/2012 15:39:08 »
Don_1, I think that only a podiatrist can really understand defeat thoroughly.

And people like me with bad footwear truly suffer the agony of defeat.


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« Reply #2469 on: 01/08/2012 00:07:23 »
August 1, 2012 is:
World Wide Web Day

A day that links us together.

Let's not build webs to deceive each other.

That could only lead to our URLy demise.

So let's not lose site of the basics!

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« Reply #2470 on: 01/08/2012 05:31:07 »
Motion is 99% of the law, Don_1.

What's the other 1%?


e-motion?

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2471 on: 01/08/2012 05:35:24 »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2472 on: 01/08/2012 07:37:28 »
Isn't that b-motion? (BM)
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« Reply #2473 on: 01/08/2012 11:42:43 »
Don_1, I think that only a podiatrist can really understand defeat thoroughly.

And people like me with bad footwear truly suffer the agony of defeat.


After coming out with all that old cobblers, at last you admit it. You must now feel that your sole has been heeled. Why eye let you carry on for so long I don't know. You must take more sustenance to replace your energy and give you the inner strength to continue to toe the line. Believe me, I have your best health uppermost in my mind.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2474 on: 01/08/2012 11:44:37 »
August 1, 2012 is:
World Wide Web Day

A day that links us together.

Let's not build webs to deceive each other.

That could only lead to our URLy demise.

So let's not lose site of the basics!



And the net result of this will be?
 

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