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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2475 on: 01/08/2012 11:47:14 »
Motion is 99% of the law, Don_1.

What's the other 1%?


e-motion?



You paint a pretty picture. What medium do you use? E-multion?
 

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« Reply #2476 on: 01/08/2012 11:51:22 »
Motion is 99% of the law, Don_1.

What's the other 1%?


e-motion?



flushing afterwards?

He's very uncouth, you know, he has his motions on the lawn, but at least he hoses it down afterwards. He is responsible for the naming of 'Flushing Meadow'.
 

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« Reply #2477 on: 01/08/2012 16:15:11 »

Don_1, I think that only a podiatrist can really understand defeat thoroughly.

And people like me with bad footwear truly suffer the agony of defeat.


After coming out with all that old cobblers, at last you admit it. You must now feel that your sole has been heeled. Why eye let you carry on for so long I don't know. You must take more sustenance to replace your energy and give you the inner strength to continue to toe the line. Believe me, I have your best health uppermost in my mind.

Shoerly you jest. I always take strength, and I'm not too horny these days. So overall, this is like a walk in the park!
 

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« Reply #2478 on: 01/08/2012 17:09:50 »
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!!!!!!!

 

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« Reply #2479 on: 01/08/2012 17:15:36 »

Don_1, I think that only a podiatrist can really understand defeat thoroughly.

And people like me with bad footwear truly suffer the agony of defeat.


After coming out with all that old cobblers, at last you admit it. You must now feel that your sole has been heeled. Why eye let you carry on for so long I don't know. You must take more sustenance to replace your energy and give you the inner strength to continue to toe the line. Believe me, I have your best health uppermost in my mind.

Shoerly you jest. I always take strength, and I'm not too horny these days. So overall, this is like a walk in the park!


I heard you like to keep in step with the times. An' kle me when you slipp eround for a coffee.

Ooo Owww, now I've got cramp on my knee.
 

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« Reply #2480 on: 01/08/2012 20:49:54 »
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!!!!!!!



I had to EMPOWER your fireman!
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« Reply #2481 on: 01/08/2012 22:04:21 »
August 1, 2012 is:
World Wide Web Day

A day that links us together.

Let's not build webs to deceive each other.

That could only lead to our URLy demise.

So let's not lose site of the basics!



And the net result of this will be?


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« Reply #2482 on: 01/08/2012 22:54:59 »

Don_1, I think that only a podiatrist can really understand defeat thoroughly.

And people like me with bad footwear truly suffer the agony of defeat.


After coming out with all that old cobblers, at last you admit it. You must now feel that your sole has been heeled. Why eye let you carry on for so long I don't know. You must take more sustenance to replace your energy and give you the inner strength to continue to toe the line. Believe me, I have your best health uppermost in my mind.

Shoerly you jest. I always take strength, and I'm not too horny these days. So overall, this is like a walk in the park!


I heard you like to keep in step with the times. An' kle me when you slipp eround for a coffee.

Ooo Owww, now I've got cramp on my knee.



Don_1 wins the Senior Footwear Division Competition !!

Multi-faceted Don_1! Extreme Eclecticist Par Excellence!

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« Reply #2483 on: 02/08/2012 04:01:49 »

Motion is 99% of the law, Don_1.



What's the other 1%?


E-motion?



You paint a pretty picture. What medium do you use? E-multion?


Whatever picture-medium (or small, or L, or XL) I feel E-ntitled to in the moment I will use.

If it gets to XXL, then E-verything E-lse must go on sale at E-bay!

Is E-verybody on board with this?

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« Reply #2484 on: 02/08/2012 04:15:28 »
The other 1% of the law is e-munition.  Make my day!
 

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« Reply #2485 on: 02/08/2012 05:31:20 »
E-musing, Donnah!
 

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« Reply #2486 on: 03/08/2012 00:01:04 »
THIS PUNNING THREAD HAS NOW REACHED:

100 pages

Thanks, everyone, for all the fun!
Demo


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« Reply #2487 on: 03/08/2012 19:06:46 »
August is:
Happiness Happens Month
http://sohp.com/happiness-month-beginshow-celebrate/





As a tailor, I had a measure of happiness because I was well suited to my job.



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« Reply #2488 on: 05/08/2012 04:30:23 »
Happuness is reaching page 100.
 

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« Reply #2489 on: 06/08/2012 00:16:55 »

Happuness is reaching page 100.





Awww, Donnah, you say it so well!! <wiping tears>

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« Reply #2490 on: 06/08/2012 22:11:50 »

I thought [National Psychic Week] had been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. It seems not though, I suppose it was on the cards.

Let's hope nothing gets stolen at the conference, I just hate nasty little tea leaves, don't you?

Last year there were complaints about the lack of air conditioning at the event. Attendees were heard to complain to the organisers. One said "Bloody phew! t' your air con, its too damn hot in here." His side kick echoed him. But there were few chairs left empty when the event started. During the morning break, medium roast coffee was served. One delegate threw his coffee on the ground in disgust. Another delegate asked "What did you do that for? tell me." Another asked for his beverage to be stirred, the waiter said "Go stir it yourself."

At lunch, a delegate with a cleft lip enquired as to the 'sooth oph the day'. He remarked it was a shame in this day and age that you cannot always tell witch flavour your food is. "Warlocks", Said the chef, who also had a hair lip. Wine was served with the main course. A dinner remarked on the plastic vessel the wine was served in, saying, "I would have expected, considering the price we have paid, the wine to be served in crystal." "Balls! said a rude waiter, "As trolls, oh gee you don't deserve crystal."

Many stars attended the conference. To their horror, scope of the conference was limited due to time constraints.

A satelite event was held just down the road in the 7th house on the left, but there seemed to be little spirit there, despite the main event being relayed to a plasma screen.

Organiser, Sue F Sayer said she can't remember how she coped with the organisation pre dictaphones, let alone laptops.

Belated congrats!
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« Reply #2491 on: 07/08/2012 15:56:34 »
100 is the Pagan witch we are on. 

Is IQ the opposite of QI?
 

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« Reply #2492 on: 07/08/2012 18:10:02 »
Dunno, Donnah, I raised my intelligence using my cranium.
 

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« Reply #2493 on: 11/08/2012 15:30:34 »
Yours must be sky high!
 

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« Reply #2494 on: 11/08/2012 19:32:26 »
Yes, Donnah, my head is usually in the clouds!
 

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« Reply #2495 on: 13/08/2012 00:39:36 »
Do you have fog-brain then?
 

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« Reply #2496 on: 13/08/2012 02:01:20 »

Do you have fog-brain then?


Yes, and I do a lot of brain storming.
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« Reply #2497 on: 13/08/2012 06:55:03 »
Yes, Donnah, my head is usually in the clouds!

Come on demo, be cirrus! This thread has just become a cumulous of garbage since it turned a hundred, precipitating in anyone with a quick-witted and nimbis mind to storm out!
 

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« Reply #2498 on: 13/08/2012 17:54:06 »

Yes, Donnah, my head is usually in the clouds!


Come on demo, be cirrus! This thread has just become a cumulous of garbage since it turned a hundred, precipitating in anyone with a quick-witted and nimbis mind to storm out!


Must you always drag along a nimbus to all those nice parades you attend?

Unlike you, I prefer a contributory attitude, you know, I look for the silver lining! Yes, there's beauty everywhere. Even in some of your writhing writings!

But alas I think you just prefer the stratus quo.





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« Reply #2499 on: 14/08/2012 00:34:55 »
Who is raining on whose parade?
 

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