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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #25 on: 30/05/2010 09:34:39 »
OK - you asked for it.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #26 on: 31/05/2010 01:53:17 »

Yup we asked for it, we got it. Your turn:

"Latin me in would be a nice idea."
 
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #27 on: 02/06/2010 03:50:56 »
Noun there, boys, get a grip.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #28 on: 02/06/2010 04:43:03 »

Noun? We can't get a grip, it's VERBoten here!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #29 on: 02/06/2010 10:43:07 »
I decline to comment.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #30 on: 03/06/2010 04:14:32 »

Oh c'mon, we all know you can ascent to it.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #31 on: 03/06/2010 04:35:10 »
Knock Knock
Who's there
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to start punning threads.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #32 on: 03/06/2010 23:58:26 »
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #33 on: 04/06/2010 02:40:45 »
Doggone it, Pavlov does - but WHY?

(And I can't keep my tongue in my cheek on this one, either.)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #34 on: 04/06/2010 03:11:42 »
Pavlov was a dead ringer for his brother.
 

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« Reply #35 on: 04/06/2010 03:55:02 »
                             

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #36 on: 04/06/2010 21:35:00 »
Better a drooling brother than a ruling other!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #37 on: 05/06/2010 02:14:37 »

My vote, so far, goes to Geezer for his Proctology Pun. He certainly doesn't make an ass of himself!

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #38 on: 05/06/2010 02:25:26 »

Better a drooling brother than a ruling other!


This reminds me of a very cruel ruler called Pun-ara.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #39 on: 06/06/2010 00:04:41 »
or a ruling udder around the house - why I am still a bachelor
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #40 on: 06/06/2010 02:56:21 »

Hey, no fair, that's hitting below the bleat!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #41 on: 06/06/2010 04:31:00 »
If your math teacher is Miss McClain, would her tests include some Miss McClaineous questions?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #42 on: 06/06/2010 05:22:58 »
Lest we forget, there is also that old musical number,

"We're Sliding a Gong on the Breast of a Slave."

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #43 on: 06/06/2010 19:12:34 »

If your math teacher is Miss McClain, would her tests include some Miss McClaineous questions?


Yes, but those questions are graded separately by assorted teacher-aides scattered about here and there.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #44 on: 06/06/2010 19:26:01 »

                            

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #45 on: 06/06/2010 21:05:23 »
there is a difference between
merci beaucoup

and

merci beau cue
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #46 on: 06/06/2010 21:06:31 »
both pronounced .... roughly the same

can any one tell me what they meen, its got me into trouble b4 with the wife.  however a deep fryed mars to anyone who gets it

and io hope punning in a different language was permitted? [:I]
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #47 on: 06/06/2010 21:16:38 »
demografx: very nice pic indeed.

I hadn't heard of Dale Grimshaw before, so thanks for posting it.

It really reminds me of some of the stuff that Bill Sienkiewicz has done though, and that was my first thought upon seeing it.

However, DG's name has registered now, so I'll look out for more of his work.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #48 on: 08/06/2010 20:53:54 »

                             


        She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #49 on: 08/06/2010 23:42:29 »

                             


        She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.


Surely that's a matter of a pinion?
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