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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #250 on: 20/07/2010 18:17:20 »


You know the old saw of the blonde who was pregnant....... - She asked the doc "Is it mine?"


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #251 on: 20/07/2010 18:37:10 »

Is this the same as Kelly's Blue Book?


Yes. It covers auto-voyeurism.


I am NOT touching that remark - uh-uh!


TOUCHING?? There goes my stomach again......
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #252 on: 20/07/2010 19:06:49 »
Reminds me of the song as well.

Auto-voyeurism - is that what happens when you ride around " certain areas" looking for something, but not actually having the nerve to " complete" the transaction?

Or did I get it Auto about face again?

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #253 on: 20/07/2010 21:05:20 »

Eggsactly, Sean! That's why JimBob carries Kelly's Blue Book with him wherever he goes.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #254 on: 22/07/2010 03:14:06 »
No, not really auto voyeurism for me. I should live in Trucke, California having a Toyota T-100
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #255 on: 22/07/2010 07:57:29 »

           

Wow, Sean, think of the number of multiple "transactions" in THIS baby!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #256 on: 22/07/2010 19:36:27 »
I like it over rough terrain.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #257 on: 22/07/2010 19:52:04 »
Leave it to Demo to comment on something like traction which is just so difficult if just one tire is BALD.

And as for MILf, you can have a ride any time.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #258 on: 22/07/2010 23:02:56 »
I never tire of the bald.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #259 on: 23/07/2010 00:16:31 »
Don't you think people should retire before they go bald?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #260 on: 23/07/2010 03:03:07 »


I like it over rough terrain.


 ;D  ;D  ;D


I never tire of the bald.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #261 on: 23/07/2010 05:49:27 »

Don't you think people should retire before they go bald?


But Geezer, then they'll be re-treads...
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #262 on: 23/07/2010 05:50:55 »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #263 on: 23/07/2010 18:09:21 »
I know, I was shocked too. I can't remember who started calling me MIL(f) in the first place. Was it Beaver or was it you Jim?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #264 on: 23/07/2010 18:34:24 »
I was confused, was it because of seeing rather too much beaver, or that jim was there bobbing for road apples....

Back to the auto fixation, I find that it is bad to use it when there is no lubricant inside the engine, it only lasts for a short while before stopping. Also you have to use the right kind, synthetic is great, and lowers friction as well, while natural is good for most uses, and is generally very good. Just remember that some are not compatiable with certain rubber seals, and can cause them to fail, most embarassing to leak in the wrong places, it leaves a permanent reminder sometimes.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #265 on: 23/07/2010 20:26:55 »
I love a good leek!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #266 on: 24/07/2010 01:33:45 »

 ;D  ;D  ;D

(no, JB, it's not my stomach. I like leek : - )
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #267 on: 24/07/2010 03:47:48 »

I never tire of the bald.


Whew! Saved from JimBob! (Bowing before MiL)
                                       
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Saved - I THINK NOT!

Your pate is a matter of debate - tire or tired - the latter I believe.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #268 on: 24/07/2010 03:52:05 »
I know, I was shocked too. I can't remember who started calling me MIL(f) in the first place. Was it Beaver or was it you Jim?

Sean - The Beaver is the late good Dr. Beaver, a member of the forum who has pissed us alll off by up and going on to better things -

He would have LOVED your remarks about beaver.


I love a good leek!

Are your female troubles back, my dear? - Leaking again?

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #269 on: 24/07/2010 06:18:05 »


I never tire of the bald.


Whew! Saved from JimBob! (Bowing before MiL)
                                       


Saved - I THINK NOT!

Your pate is a matter of debate - tire or tired - the latter I believe.


Look again, JimBob. See how "full" is the red pate above?

Case closed.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #270 on: 24/07/2010 11:13:59 »
When I was young we had a hen called Lamebrain. Dog friendly too, a skipperkie is no match for a hen. Her only downfall was that she only laid eggs in flowerpots, and was a surprisingly good cat burglar, able to find her way into the house though any window. That was her downfall, when one day she left a calling card all over mother's dresser and chair.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #271 on: 24/07/2010 16:52:43 »


I never tire of the bald.


Whew! Saved from JimBob! (Bowing before MiL)
                                       


Saved - I THINK NOT!

Your pate is a matter of debate - tire or tired - the latter I believe.


Look again, JimBob. See how "full" is the red pate above?

Case closed.


HA!


There is NO hair on a chicken. What ARE you smoking?

VERDICT: BALD & TIRED (or is it tyred?)

WARNING,  WARNING,  WARNING! 
Old guy on wheels! Watch out for the electric scooter!
 
 

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« Reply #272 on: 24/07/2010 19:09:05 »

                 



WARNING,  WARNING,  WARNING! 
Old guy on wheels! Watch out for the electric scooter!
 

To all unsuspecting females: Let's thank JimBob for being so considerate to issue advance warnings about himself!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #273 on: 24/07/2010 19:45:49 »
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To all unsuspecting females: Let's thank JimBob for being so considerate to issue advance warnings about himself! 

But what about the women who already suspect him? I am not ruddy well thanking him for anything!  ;)

Interpoll issused the warmings about him before he did anyway...  ;D
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #274 on: 24/07/2010 19:54:49 »

Variola, thank you so much for coming forward in spite of his repeated threats, harrassment and heavy-breathing phone calls! Womankind is now so much safer!
 

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