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« Reply #2575 on: 28/11/2012 00:27:11 »













Looks like you've had quite an AB work-out! What did you use? The ABGamma-niser?
 

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« Reply #2576 on: 29/11/2012 18:48:35 »

Looks like you've had quite an AB work-out! What did you use? The ABGamma-niser?


Life in the delta doesn't include fancy equipment like that.
 

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« Reply #2577 on: 29/11/2012 18:56:55 »

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How romantic! As is the florist who likes two-lips.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2578 on: 30/11/2012 11:01:32 »
Not so romantic is the florist who likes croc arse!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2579 on: 30/11/2012 11:05:08 »
A florist asked me, "what's your favourite (US = favorite) flower?"

I replied, "Self raising."
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2580 on: 30/11/2012 11:07:36 »
On seeing a hedgehog, a fox said to his mate, "Look at that, a meal with built in tooth picks."
 

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« Reply #2581 on: 30/11/2012 12:52:32 »
Not so romantic is the florist who likes croc arse!


I'm amazed that something so pretty has a name like that!
 

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« Reply #2582 on: 30/11/2012 13:07:00 »
On seeing a hedgehog, a fox said to his mate, "Look at that, a meal with built in tooth picks."



I had to look it up to see what you meant.
 

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« Reply #2583 on: 30/11/2012 13:50:20 »
An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.
 

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« Reply #2584 on: 30/11/2012 17:15:01 »
« Last Edit: 30/11/2012 20:14:56 by demografx »
 

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« Reply #2585 on: 30/11/2012 17:16:56 »

An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.

Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.
 

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« Reply #2586 on: 30/11/2012 17:32:28 »
A florist asked me, "what's your favourite (US = favorite) flower?"

I replied, "Self raising."

You left out
(China = 喜愛)

We Never Know If They Are Peeking* At Our Punning!

*now Beijing
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« Reply #2587 on: 30/11/2012 17:52:14 »


We Never Know If They Are Peeking*

Peeking DUCK!!!
 

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« Reply #2588 on: 30/11/2012 17:54:15 »


You left out
(China = 喜愛)


I never leave them out, after all, I have shy knees.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2589 on: 30/11/2012 17:55:21 »

An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.

Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.

Ha ha..... see, I knew you would take the bait.

Yes sirreee bob, ya fell fer it hook, line & sinker.

You can only blame yourself for creating a rod for your back. The net result of this will be, you will have to visit your local sturgeon.

Still, so long as he doesn't have a silly name like Mit Romney or Newt Gingrich.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2590 on: 30/11/2012 18:11:38 »
So long folks.....

( que music, Rossini's 'William Tell Overture')

Who was that man???



Just some brainless moron.
 

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« Reply #2591 on: 30/11/2012 20:20:45 »


We Never Know If They Are Peeking*

Peeking DUCK!!!

Duck everyone! Run for cover! Pilot-Don_1 is out with his plane!!
 

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« Reply #2592 on: 02/12/2012 01:14:11 »

An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.

Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.

Ha ha..... see, I knew you would take the bait.

Yes sirreee bob, ya fell fer it hook, line & sinker.

You can only blame yourself for creating a rod for your back. The net result of this will be, you will have to visit your local sturgeon.

Still, so long as he doesn't have a silly name like Mit Romney or Newt Gingrich.



For Don...oh, wait...they left out the "D"!!!
« Last Edit: 02/12/2012 01:34:48 by demografx »
 

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« Reply #2593 on: 02/12/2012 21:24:21 »

An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.

Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.

Ha ha..... see, I knew you would take the bait.

Yes sirreee bob, ya fell fer it hook, line & sinker.

You can only blame yourself for creating a rod for your back. The net result of this will be, you will have to visit your local sturgeon.

Still, so long as he doesn't have a silly name like Mit Romney or Newt Gingrich.



For Don...oh, wait...they left out the "D"!!!


There ya go Don.

Ooh! I feel like Demografx now!
 

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« Reply #2594 on: 02/12/2012 22:43:14 »
Yes! bizerl feels the POWER now! :)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2595 on: 03/12/2012 03:55:25 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.
 

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« Reply #2596 on: 03/12/2012 04:16:12 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.

Must be a parrotfish then.

 

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« Reply #2597 on: 03/12/2012 16:45:29 »


There ya go Don.

Ooh! I feel like Demografx now!

Could I have the hat to go with it please?

 

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« Reply #2598 on: 03/12/2012 16:46:50 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.

Must be a parrotfish then.



No, I think its definately a pearch.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2599 on: 03/12/2012 16:51:25 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.

Must be a parrotfish then.



No, I think its definately a pearch.

And now for the French version:-

Non, Monsewer. Cest definatamond un Pearsch.

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