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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2600 on: 03/12/2012 17:03:39 »
I get the feeling there's something fishy going on here.

Please no pictures of a cat with an aqualung, entitled 'Catfish' or it will be a slap with a wet kipper for you.



Is a wet kipper someone who falls asleep in the bath?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2601 on: 03/12/2012 19:59:52 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.

A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2602 on: 04/12/2012 00:16:14 »
Water you saying?  I don't speak fish.
 

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« Reply #2603 on: 04/12/2012 04:43:24 »


It's never too late to learn, Donnah!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2604 on: 04/12/2012 14:51:30 »
White fish speak with fishfork tongue.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2605 on: 04/12/2012 15:01:26 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.

A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.


Is there a porpoise for you mentioning this? We were having a whale of a time with puns of a marine nature.

Anyone for fish & chips? Or would you prefer your potatoes dolphinoise?
 

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« Reply #2606 on: 04/12/2012 15:14:40 »
You're right, Don_1, my behavior above was indeed fishy. Just don't throw me the bird. Please!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2607 on: 04/12/2012 16:27:00 »
Alright, I'll let you off this time, but any more deviation and I'll have you up before the beak.

Oops, I've done it myself. The scales of justice beckon. I may have to pay a fine.

"Is this the first time you've been up before me?"

I don't know m'lud, what time do you usually get up?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2608 on: 04/12/2012 23:05:53 »
I'm usually day-lighted to get up.
 

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« Reply #2609 on: 05/12/2012 00:54:08 »
I'm usually green-lighted to make the bed.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2610 on: 05/12/2012 17:03:43 »
Green is the colour of envy.

Envy ran off to Gretna Green to get married............. Envy lope.

The priest said, "Letters pray."
 

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« Reply #2611 on: 05/12/2012 18:36:37 »
Letters pray indeed!  What a post!
 

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« Reply #2612 on: 05/12/2012 19:07:03 »
Letters pray indeed!

1.   If we canteloupe lettuce marry!

2.   Ever tried honeymoon salad? It's lettuce alone.
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« Reply #2613 on: 05/12/2012 19:29:01 »
December, 2012 is:
Awareness Month of Awareness Months Month


Were YOU caught unawares?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2614 on: 07/12/2012 11:06:54 »
Were YOU caught unawares?

I have occasionally been caught in my underwear.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2615 on: 07/12/2012 11:23:45 »
Are you aware that July is national eye injury prevention month?

So this month, be aware that you can poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick without fear of recrimination.
 

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« Reply #2616 on: 07/12/2012 17:15:14 »
Thank you, Don_1, EYE now consider myself fully informed.

By the way, have you seen the EYEfel Tower?
 

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« Reply #2617 on: 07/12/2012 17:25:35 »
Were YOU caught unawares?

I have occasionally been caught in my underwear.



1000 pairs of underwear were stolen, police were making a brief enquiry.
 

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« Reply #2618 on: 07/12/2012 17:36:38 »
Alright, I'll let you off this time, but any more deviation and I'll have you up before the beak.

Oops, I've done it myself. The scales of justice beckon. I may have to pay a fine.

"Is this the first time you've been up before me?"

I don't know m'lud, what time do you usually get up?



The Award Scales are tipped in Don_1's favor!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2619 on: 07/12/2012 22:53:16 »
Thank you, Don_1, EYE now consider myself fully informed.

By the way, have you seen the EYEfel Tower?

Yes, I've seen it, I even went up it, though I was still a tad nervous in case Ifell off it.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2620 on: 07/12/2012 22:54:52 »
Alright, I'll let you off this time, but any more deviation and I'll have you up before the beak.

Oops, I've done it myself. The scales of justice beckon. I may have to pay a fine.

"Is this the first time you've been up before me?"

I don't know m'lud, what time do you usually get up?



The Award Scales are tipped in Don_1's favor!

You seem to be making some very balanced posts, these days.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2621 on: 08/12/2012 14:55:14 »
Are you leveling with me?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2622 on: 11/12/2012 04:04:21 »
Are you leveling with me?
In a laser fair sort of way he is.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2623 on: 11/12/2012 23:43:57 »
Don't worry, he'll reply within 6 - 8 weeks. No longer, usually. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
 

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« Reply #2624 on: 11/12/2012 23:45:43 »
(Air mail costs more).
 

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