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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2625 on: 13/12/2012 12:35:03 »
Don't worry, he'll reply within 6 - 8 weeks. No longer, usually. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

WAKE UP!!!!

What's the big idea? Sleeping on the job!

Are you leveling with me?

I scaled many a mountain, ford many a stream and pound many roads to come up with that pun. I knew I had to find one quick or kilover in the attempt. I met Rick on my travels, who helped me find it. "Weight", he said as a beam crossed his face, "I'll come with you." Later, we met Graham on the road, who also came along, for good measure.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2626 on: 13/12/2012 21:10:44 »
I scaled many a mountain, ford many a stream and pound many roads to come up with that pun. I knew I had to find one quick or kilover in the attempt. I met Rick on my travels, who helped me find it. "Weight", he said as a beam crossed his face, "I'll come with you." Later, we met Graham on the road, who also came along, for good measure.

Oh my, this is a New tone for you, Don. At first I thought it a ficKel vintage of punning but you surPas calibre of any sort with Watt you write!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2627 on: 15/12/2012 02:53:40 »
Don't worry, he'll reply within 6 - 8 weeks. No longer, usually. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

WAKE UP!!!!

What's the big idea? Sleeping on the job!



NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, DON_1.

YOU STARTLED ODYN!!

Have you no shame?

« Last Edit: 15/12/2012 03:23:31 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2628 on: 15/12/2012 15:23:45 »
Yikes!!! Sorry Odin.

Perhaps I should sing to him to calm him down.

I'll try this old Irish ode in G major and dress up as a Viking.

Ode inny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling.....
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2629 on: 15/12/2012 15:35:16 »
Maybe I should try something by Cat Stevens.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWT2qHVftGk

Oops, that's put the cat among the pigeons.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2630 on: 15/12/2012 21:30:15 »
Yikes!!! Sorry Odin.

Perhaps I should sing to him to calm him down.

I'll try this old Irish ode in G major and dress up as a Viking.

Ode inny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling.....

VERY IMPRESSIVE MUSICAL POST! Signatures and all!

 

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« Reply #2631 on: 15/12/2012 21:32:31 »
Maybe I should try something by Cat Stevens.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWT2qHVftGk

Oops, that's put the cat among the pigeons.

"I love my...........dog"???????

Odyn will NOT be thrilled, I guarantee that!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2632 on: 16/12/2012 22:10:17 »
Can YOU guess what upcoming day of observance is:
*****December 25, 2012*****?
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Wrong!

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*****A'Phabet Day or No "L" Day*****



.....And when the last day of March is over, I will have yet more (har har) foolishness...er, I mean EVEN BETTER APRIL CLEVERNESS TO FOOL OFFER YOU!

« Last Edit: 17/12/2012 01:21:03 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2633 on: 18/12/2012 15:23:01 »
Tried to trick me eh! I know I can 'L' as much as I want throughout the day, its just the first no 'L'.
 

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« Reply #2634 on: 18/12/2012 15:36:28 »
Imagine the confusion if there were no 'L's for the entire day!!!

The 'Messiah' by Georg Friedrich Hδnde woud be in bother when it comes to the 'Haeujah' chorus.
 

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« Reply #2635 on: 19/12/2012 01:15:55 »
I disagree, Don_1. I see it as a day when osses like me gain dignity.

With no atitude or ongitude tuit.

How can anyone hate an oser?

An ikely scenario! Patton, too!
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« Reply #2636 on: 19/12/2012 01:26:02 »
Tried to trick me eh! I know I can 'L' as much as I want throughout the day, its just the first no 'L'.

 

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« Reply #2637 on: 19/12/2012 04:38:13 »

I know I can 'L' as much as I want throughout the day...


Don't forget how embarrassed you were last year - same no-L day behavior - when you finally found out there was a video of that entire day. (Sorry to hear it went viral, CNN, BBC, etc.!)

I will still vote for you as King of UK, with annual tithing you lovingly offered me (under your most empathetic, and gentle, suggestion of "happy waterboarding, demo!").

But money trumps all: you will have your final blackmail payment on December 24, 2012. I understand that Sonny "Santa" Goombah ('The Enforcer') will warmly collect funds ("or ese"... if it falls on No "L" Day).
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2638 on: 20/12/2012 03:40:50 »
Demo, aren't you forgetting that the word (the first no-L, the angels did say) is supposed to end on the 21st?
 

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« Reply #2639 on: 20/12/2012 17:55:13 »
Uh oh, Donnah!



I bet I get a demotion over this :)
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« Reply #2640 on: 20/12/2012 18:18:18 »
Last year, I ate so much over the holidays that I decided to quit cold turkey.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2641 on: 20/12/2012 21:03:17 »
When someone suggested I quit cold turkey, I told them to get stuffed.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2642 on: 20/12/2012 21:22:41 »
I tried to quit cold turkey, but I was too chicken.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2643 on: 20/12/2012 23:30:34 »
The chicken went to the middle of the road.

She was going to lay it on the line.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2644 on: 21/12/2012 00:54:46 »
I knew a chicken that liked sitting on people's shoulders. The UN took it to peace talks to demonstrate to warring nations how to lay down their arms.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2645 on: 21/12/2012 16:03:46 »
With our Granddaughter being the focus of attention for Xmas, it was decided that we would only buy each other one Xmas present. I've bought the wife a shoe. She'll get the other one next year.
 

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« Reply #2646 on: 21/12/2012 16:05:05 »
I fancy a goose for Xmas this year, but looks like I'll have to make do with the wife as usual.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2647 on: 21/12/2012 16:17:37 »
It seems our daughter is up the duff again. So I shall tell our son-in-law he is to have parsnips.
 

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« Reply #2648 on: 23/12/2012 00:07:22 »

I fancy a goose for Xmas this year, but looks like I'll have to make do with the wife as usual.


Don_1 was entering an antique shop: “Good evening. Do you mind if I take a gander around the shop?” to which the shopkeeper replies, “No, as long as it’s housetrained.”
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2649 on: 23/12/2012 01:49:34 »

I've bought the wife a shoe. She'll get the other one next year.


One of those new shoes isn't right.
 

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