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« Reply #2650 on: 23/12/2012 02:07:40 »


I knew a chicken that liked sitting on people's shoulders.

The UN took it to peace talks to demonstrate to warring nations how to lay down their arms.


The UN also demonstrates that trench warfare should always be seen as a last ditch effort.
 

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« Reply #2651 on: 23/12/2012 06:50:58 »

When someone suggested I quit cold turkey, I told them to get stuffed.


But if you tell a soldier to get stuffed with ice cream he'd be a desserter.
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« Reply #2652 on: 23/12/2012 20:22:42 »
 

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« Reply #2653 on: 24/12/2012 05:51:42 »

I've bought the wife a shoe. She'll get the other one next year.


One of those new shoes isn't right.

That's because he left it until next year.
 

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« Reply #2654 on: 24/12/2012 06:04:16 »

I've bought the wife a shoe. She'll get the other one next year.


One of those new shoes isn't right.


That's because he left it until next year.


As usual, Donnah is...right! :)

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« Reply #2655 on: 28/12/2012 18:44:52 »
Demo, please tell that to my husband.  Whenever I say something, all he hears is "blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah".
 

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« Reply #2656 on: 28/12/2012 21:04:37 »
Hmmm...that's what EYE usually hear when my.......ohnevermind :)
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« Reply #2657 on: 30/12/2012 19:48:08 »
It seems our daughter is up the duff again. So I shall tell our son-in-law he is to have parsnips.

Did you mean your son-in-law is to meet with Father Manny Cohen?????


Father Manny Cohen is the priest/rabbi of a bi-religious church/synagogue. He performs confessions, christenings, bar mitzvahs and circumcisions. He is affectionately known as Par Snips.

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« Reply #2659 on: 31/12/2012 04:59:58 »

China's satellite will go into orbit on January 1st causing a New Year's revolution.
 

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« Reply #2660 on: 03/01/2013 01:46:29 »
May the thingamajig of whatsisname be among you, behind you, in front of you and....... Oi!!! Get out of there.

'Tis the begining of a new year...... or is it???????????
 

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« Reply #2661 on: 03/01/2013 01:48:42 »

China's satellite will go into orbit on January 1st causing a New Year's revolution.

That should be a turn up for the books.
 

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« Reply #2662 on: 03/01/2013 01:52:37 »

China's satellite will go into orbit on January 1st causing a New Year's revolution.

What happened then? Did they manage it, or bit off more than they could Jimmy chew?
 

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« Reply #2663 on: 03/01/2013 05:05:34 »
This all revolves around a shady character, Yu Win.

Again.
 

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« Reply #2664 on: 03/01/2013 10:13:23 »
Mr Yu is standing for election to the Peoples Party.

You can expect a circular through your letter box any day now.
 

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« Reply #2665 on: 08/01/2013 13:32:45 »
Today is National Bubble Bath Day.


Kindly use a proprietry Bubble Bath solution rather than making your own bubbles.
 

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« Reply #2666 on: 10/01/2013 20:43:22 »
What is he bubbling on about now?

Unlike me, those who daydream in the bath tub are wishy-washy.
 

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« Reply #2667 on: 11/01/2013 13:20:10 »
Are you suggesting I am prone to inane clap-trap? I'll have you know I am an upright member of the community, known for being upwardly mobile and would never comprise any such nonsense.

Oh, I don't know though, on the other hand, four fingers and a thumb.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2668 on: 11/01/2013 14:17:40 »
Kindly be prepared for the great event of the year.

I refer, of course, to that celebration of the great Englishman Stan Laurel and his equally great American partner Oliver Hardy.

Yes folks its

National Cuckoo Dancing Week

Are you ready? go

WHOOPEEEEEeeeeee
 

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« Reply #2669 on: 11/01/2013 22:29:41 »
 

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« Reply #2670 on: 11/01/2013 22:40:12 »
Are you suggesting I am prone to inane clap-trap? I'll have you know I am an upright member of the community, known for being upwardly mobile and would never comprise any such nonsense.

Oh, I don't know though, on the other hand, four fingers and a thumb.

The Tallest Building Award To Don_1!

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« Reply #2671 on: 11/01/2013 23:27:56 »
Kindly be prepared for the great event of the year.

I refer, of course, to that celebration of the great Englishman Stan Laurel and his equally great American partner Oliver Hardy.

Yes folks its

National Cuckoo Dancing Week

Are you ready? go

WHOOPEEEEEeeeeee


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« Reply #2672 on: 12/01/2013 07:52:09 »
This all revolves around a shady character, Yu Win.

Again.


Mr Yu is standing for election to the Peoples Party.

You can expect a circular through your letter box any day now.



Mr. Yu cashed in franchise-like: he sold his name to the Bee Gees!

And sold it cleverly to the Late Hank Williams Estate!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2673 on: 14/01/2013 13:31:09 »
Are you suggesting I am prone to inane clap-trap? I'll have you know I am an upright member of the community, known for being upwardly mobile and would never comprise any such nonsense.

Oh, I don't know though, on the other hand, four fingers and a thumb.

The Tallest Building Award To Don_1!

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I suppose you could that's a "Tall storey"

You shard have known that would be my response.
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« Reply #2674 on: 14/01/2013 15:52:50 »
The shady building contractor wanted to sell me an inferior shard deal, but I could see right through it.
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