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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2700 on: 22/01/2013 19:41:03 »

No-L Day; Holy Christmas!


Yes! They could use you as a 4th Angel!



I'm all for Donnah being the 4th angle, after all, she is a ccutey

She is certainly not obtuse as you and I...
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2701 on: 23/01/2013 00:15:27 »
January 19 - 20, 2013:
Bald Eagle Appreciation Days


A round of raptorous applause for the Bald Eagle.

I bet Don_1 can pull a pun outta this. Why? Because he's talonted, that's why.

I shall see what I can do to honour the claws in my TNS contract.

In the mean time here is a joke for that miserable old sod Perry. With any luck it will make Perry grin.

As I approached the door, I saw a sign which read 'Knocker not working - please use the button & buzz hard.' I reached the conclusion that someone was falcon about.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2702 on: 23/01/2013 23:53:04 »
TNS formed an add hawk committee to award Don_1 for his well documented peregrinations (e.g., his Falcon Award above).
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2703 on: 28/01/2013 01:10:24 »

No-L Day; Holy Christmas!


Yes! They could use you as a 4th Angel!



I'm all for Donnah being the 4th angle, after all, she is a ccutey

She is certainly not obtuse as you and I...
What's your angle?  Did I spell that right?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2704 on: 28/01/2013 06:27:32 »

What's your angle?...


I was just angling for your affection, like Don_1.
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« Reply #2705 on: 29/01/2013 03:25:28 »

Angle...Did I spell that right?


Yes. But if you ever leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.
 

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« Reply #2706 on: 29/01/2013 17:13:15 »

Citrus self down and look up at the star (fruit).


Donnah wins the...




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2707 on: 30/01/2013 12:41:10 »
A cid cit ru self down on my lap.

I'd better translate that one....

I said sit your self down on my lap.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2708 on: 31/01/2013 19:08:57 »
A cid cit ru self down on my lap.

I'd better translate that one....

I said sit your self down on my lap.

This will be added to:

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2709 on: 31/01/2013 21:17:50 »
A cid cit ru self down on my lap.

I'd better translate that one....

I said sit your self down on my lap.

Man! Daring pun there! I think that one crossed the lime, Don_1!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2710 on: 31/01/2013 22:26:40 »
Any way you slice it!
 

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« Reply #2711 on: 01/02/2013 03:55:35 »
Juicy tidbits!
 

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« Reply #2712 on: 01/02/2013 21:57:29 »
February, 2013 is:
American Heart (UK = Heart) Month

I couldn't bypass this great opportunity to post this remembrance on the 3rd memorable anniversary of my wonderful emergency cardiac care experience.

The procedure was not all in vein!





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« Reply #2713 on: 03/02/2013 05:42:21 »


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2714 on: 05/02/2013 22:03:05 »
I guess a orta say something, but demo's graphics are hard to beat.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2715 on: 06/02/2013 01:09:29 »
A cid cit ru self down on my lap.

I'd better translate that one....

I said sit your self down on my lap.

Man! Daring pun there! I think that one crossed the lime, Don_1!

That's considered mandarintory behavior here, bizerl.
 

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« Reply #2716 on: 10/02/2013 18:56:30 »


I guess a orta say something, but demo's graphics grafx are hard to beat.


Aw, thanks, Donnah, your heart's in the right place.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2717 on: 11/02/2013 05:04:35 »


Wasn't Superior Vena Cava one of the Jedi Masters from Star Wars?
 

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« Reply #2718 on: 12/02/2013 00:33:02 »


Wasn't Superior Vena Cava one of the Jedi Masters from Star Wars?

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2719 on: 13/02/2013 20:05:32 »
here my scans before and after

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2720 on: 14/02/2013 03:07:16 »
Yep. Thanks demo. I saw it the first time.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2721 on: 14/02/2013 03:28:57 »
Yep. Thanks demo. I saw it the first time.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2722 on: 14/02/2013 05:23:57 »
Ok perhaps that was not an ideal way to say I didn't understand the previous pun.

_Redundantly_  repetitive graphic removed!

My wish is your command.
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« Reply #2723 on: 14/02/2013 05:24:52 »

September 10th through September 16th is:
International Flirting Week:  (Week of Valentines Day)


If you give your sweetie pretty flowers will she turn on her flirty powers.
 

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