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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #275 on: 24/07/2010 20:09:04 »
Oximoron alert! Woman!!!!Kind!!!! we never are!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #276 on: 24/07/2010 20:19:09 »

Variola, thank you so much for coming forward in spite of his repeated threats, harrassment and heavy-breathing phone calls! Womankind is now so much safer!

Yeah but they have a lot of sheep in Texas.... I think Jimbob is grumpy because he has a wool allergy...
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #277 on: 24/07/2010 20:27:10 »
My Mum knitted me a wool allergy once
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #278 on: 24/07/2010 20:39:26 »

Oxymoron alert! Woman!!!!Kind!!!! we never are!


LOL! I second that emotion!
 

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« Reply #279 on: 24/07/2010 20:41:41 »
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My Mum knitted me a wool allergy once   

 ;DDid it have 2 neck holes and 3 arms??
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #280 on: 24/07/2010 20:42:55 »
I've just put two coats of white paint on my door, I second that emulsion!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #281 on: 24/07/2010 20:43:44 »


Variola, thank you so much for coming forward in spite of his repeated threats, harrassment and heavy-breathing phone calls! Womankind Femality is now so much safer!


Thanks, Make it Lady!
 

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« Reply #282 on: 24/07/2010 20:44:45 »

I've just put two coats of white paint on my door, I second that emulsion!


But first you must strip.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #283 on: 24/07/2010 20:47:53 »
JimBob is very keen on wooly alegories. Consequently, he's sometimes quite overcome with emulsion.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #284 on: 24/07/2010 20:49:47 »
Demo, I'll be around with my blow torch.
 

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« Reply #285 on: 24/07/2010 20:50:11 »

Geezer to the rescue! :)
 

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« Reply #286 on: 24/07/2010 20:50:59 »


Demo, I'll be around with my blow torch.


 :o  :o  :o
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #287 on: 24/07/2010 20:51:41 »
Has he got a blow torch too?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #288 on: 24/07/2010 20:52:36 »


Demo, I'll be around with my blow torch.


 :o  :o  :o
All three of them have blow torches
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #289 on: 24/07/2010 20:54:01 »


Demo, I'll be around with my blow torch.


 :o  :o  :o
All three of them have blow torches

They would all blow their own torch if they could reach
 

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« Reply #290 on: 24/07/2010 20:54:31 »


Demo, I'll be around with my blow torch.


 :)  :)  :)
 

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« Reply #291 on: 24/07/2010 20:57:41 »


They would all blow their own torch if they could reach


  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #292 on: 24/07/2010 21:00:55 »


They would all blow their own torch if they could reach


  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o


All 20 are very flexible
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #293 on: 24/07/2010 21:03:14 »

They would all blow their own torch if they could reach

Ah! That clears up something. I always wondered what was meant by, "She's holding a torch for him."

I always thought it was because she was an usherette in a cinema.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #294 on: 24/07/2010 21:05:27 »
I got a chance to ush 'er ette once and very nice it was too.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #295 on: 24/07/2010 21:13:50 »
I got a chance to ush 'er ette once and very nice it was too.

There's really no answer to that  :)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #296 on: 24/07/2010 21:20:23 »

Not a printable one. :)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #297 on: 24/07/2010 21:24:26 »
As you all well know, I'm not one to "toot my own flute", but I have to say my;

"I always thought it was because she was an usherette in a cinema" would at least have received an Honorable Mention from Kenneth Horne.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #298 on: 24/07/2010 21:37:45 »
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As you all well know, I'm not one to "toot my own flute", but I have to say my;
   


Only because you can't reach.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #299 on: 24/07/2010 21:42:00 »
I have been known to play a tune on the pink oboe
 

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