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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2750 on: 22/02/2013 04:10:06 »


I think I'm too chicken to publicly pea and ham it up, vich ys so iselating!



I'm not sure what your intent is. You should check bivore u accost me with such swaggeringly incoherent words such as "py" "ys" . A stretchier use of the inglish language, I have not scene!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2751 on: 22/02/2013 04:21:11 »
what're you doing up so early/late???

I'm living on (probably) the other side of the world. Whilst one could argue that 2:30pm is too early for dinner and too late for lunch, it's not unusual for us Australians to be up.



bizerl demystified!

I would have been able to make a pun out of de myst if I'ed been quicker!
 

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« Reply #2752 on: 22/02/2013 04:45:38 »
de mystake I made was thinking you're in the UK.
 

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« Reply #2753 on: 22/02/2013 04:52:37 »
de mystake I made was thinking you're in the UK.

Technically I'm still part of the British Empire (for some reason).

Long live the Queen!

Now, what are YOU doing up?
 

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« Reply #2754 on: 22/02/2013 06:41:01 »
It's only 10:30 pm (PST).
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« Reply #2755 on: 22/02/2013 14:26:34 »

Long live the Queen!


Long live...uh....Washington???
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2756 on: 22/02/2013 16:50:46 »
[Technically I'm still part of the British Empire (for some reason).


Empire??? The only Empire we've got now is the flea pit down the road. Its the 'Commonwealth' now. Wealth??? What bloody wealth?

Cripes, don't leave us Auz, don't go all republic on us. We luvs ya!


Long live the Queen!


Don't let Prince Charles hear you say that.
 

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« Reply #2757 on: 22/02/2013 22:14:19 »
Long live the Queen!
Don't let Prince Charles hear you say rap that.



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« Reply #2758 on: 25/02/2013 01:34:53 »
Long live the Queen!
Don't let Prince Charles hear you say rap that.





I wonder if that's a recording of the queen of Denmark's abdication speech that he's playing over and over again to his mum.

On a dark night I was walking along and found myself in a burlesque entrance. The cast let me in and before I knew it, I had my paw nestled in some duchess's lap! My alibi? Shopping of course!

Sorry guys, but I thought the moderators might close the thread if we didn't keep on topic with a pun soon. I know they check material often.
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« Reply #2759 on: 25/02/2013 06:54:18 »
Long live the Queen!
Don't let Prince Charles hear you say rap that.





I wonder if that's a recording of the queen of Denmark's abdication speech that he's playing over and over again to his mum.

On a dark night I was walking along and found myself in a burlesque entrance. The cast let me in and before I knew it, I had my paw nestled in some duchess's lap! My alibi? Shopping of course!

Sorry guys, but I thought the moderators might close the thread if we didn't keep on topic with a pun soon. I know they check material often.

What a coincidence! Tonight was Hollywood's Oscar Awards and on the very same day, bizerl is awarded...


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2760 on: 25/02/2013 14:07:37 »
Well, what can I say mate? After just a day or two I check back here to find you have become board with the line we were following. I shall have to square up to this new challenge. En passant this thread to me, you have set me quite a task. But I am no rookie at this punning lark, though what you are asking of me is considerable, I resign myself to coming up with the goodies, though some of my puns may be old and rather stale, mate.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must away to get some of my old puns out of the pawn shop. Times is 'ard.
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« Reply #2761 on: 25/02/2013 17:42:04 »
Long live the Queen!
Don't let Prince Charles hear you say rap that.





I wonder if that's a recording of the queen of Denmark's abdication speech that he's playing over and over again to his mum.

On a dark night I was walking along and found myself in a burlesque entrance. The cast let me in and before I knew it, I had my paw nestled in some duchess's lap! My alibi? Shopping of course!

Sorry guys, but I thought the moderators might close the thread if we didn't keep on topic with a pun soon. I know they check material often.

What a coincidence! Tonight was Hollywood's Oscar Awards and on the very same day, bizerl is awarded...




Well, what can I say mate? After just a day or two I check back here to find you have become board with the line we were following. I shall have to square up to this new challenge. En passant this thread to me, you have set me quite a task. But I am no rookie at this punning lark, though what you are asking of me is considerable, I resign myself to coming up with the goodies, though some of my puns may be old and rather stale, mate.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must away to get some of my old puns out of the pawn shop. Times is 'ard.



Help! It's a tie!!! Donnah, we need a tie-breaker! help decide this!!!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2762 on: 26/02/2013 06:38:21 »
Today, February 26, is:
For Pete's Sake Day



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2763 on: 26/02/2013 14:20:00 »

Help! It's a tie!!! Donnah, we need a tie-breaker! help decide this!!!


OK Donnah, Demo is castling his net for a tie breaker. It'll be alwhite if you go first, but remember, in the words of Arrne Schwarztntrotter, or whatever his name is, 'I'll be black.'
 

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« Reply #2764 on: 28/02/2013 03:35:21 »

Help! It's a tie!!! Donnah, we need a tie-breaker! help decide this!!!


OK Donnah, Demo is castling his net for a tie breaker. It'll be alwhite if you go first, but remember, in the words of Arrne Schwarztntrotter, or whatever his name is, 'I'll be black.'

This adds to your Chess Award Points!!

I'm sure the TNS Awards Committee will approve this extra prize below for your extra words!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2765 on: 28/02/2013 10:42:55 »


Somehow I just knew you would come up with something like this, I could see silly 'uns on the horizon.

I think Donnah is playing that old 'keep him waiting game'. Bit by bit she wants to wear me down. Its an old Chinese ploy intended to send your opponent pawn crackers.
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« Reply #2766 on: 28/02/2013 14:32:30 »


Its an old Chinese ploy intended to send your opponent pawn crackers.


Let's keep pawnography out of this - this is a Science Forum. Punning science doesn't allow for cheessy posts.
 

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« Reply #2767 on: 28/02/2013 18:36:04 »


Somehow I just knew you would come up with something like this, I could see silly 'uns on the horizon.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2768 on: 02/03/2013 12:31:17 »
Oh! How I hate canned laughter. That's just for fool's, mate.
 

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« Reply #2769 on: 02/03/2013 17:53:06 »
Teach me that, and I'll pay you by writing the quickest possible check, mate!

(UK = cheque)


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2771 on: 02/03/2013 18:57:29 »


http://www.slashgear.com/national-day-of-unplugging-encourages-24-hours-of-enlightenment-02272203/

OOER!!!


999 (USA = 911)

brrrrrr brrrrrrr brrrrrr

Emergency, how can I help you?



Ah! Well, you see, its national unplugging day and I just unplugged Granny's life support system..........
 

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« Reply #2772 on: 02/03/2013 23:12:54 »



Ah! Well, you see, its national unplugging day and I just unplugged Granny's life support system..........


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« Reply #2773 on: 03/03/2013 01:08:27 »
March, 2013 is:
International Ideas Month

I'm clueless.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2774 on: 04/03/2013 14:23:03 »
March, 2013 is:
International Ideas Month

I'm clueless.

OK, here's an idea for you, try baking some bread, then you'll be clue doe
 

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