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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2775 on: 05/03/2013 03:25:55 »
March, 2013 is:
International Ideas Month

I'm clueless.

OK, here's an idea for you, try baking some bread, then you'll be clue doe

You Must arduously compete with me and you are Plumb on the money there. I'm not telling a little White lie when I say you are at your Peac ockay? I aGree now that a Scar letts out blood more than a dagger, but if you let me be the lead piper than I can wrench the title of best punner off you. Only joking, I'd have to study for years for that hallowed title!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2776 on: 06/03/2013 17:02:13 »
I say old chap! You've been wadding tons of puns into your last post. Give me a chance too, you haven't got the monopoly on these puns. If you get too many in one post people get a little board. Games only hold the attention for a short while. Overdoing it can be a risk, when some people are looking for new careers.

OI!!! Shut that door, there's some terrible draughts in here.
 

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« Reply #2777 on: 07/03/2013 01:19:35 »

You haven't got the on these puns.


Now where is that bored chairman going?

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« Reply #2778 on: 07/03/2013 02:02:50 »
I say old chap! You've been wadding tons of puns into your last post. Give me a chance too, you haven't got the monopoly on these puns. If you get too many in one post people get a little board. Games only hold the attention for a short while. Overdoing it can be a risk, when some people are looking for new careers.

OI!!! Shut that door, there's some terrible draughts in here.
You May fair better than U no for your solitairey effort, but I'll be back! Gamme on!
 

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« Reply #2779 on: 07/03/2013 05:37:17 »

[Here's a] solitairey effort...





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« Reply #2780 on: 15/03/2013 17:15:20 »
Sorry, is it my move?
 

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« Reply #2781 on: 15/03/2013 17:18:35 »
I say old chap! You've been wadding tons of puns into your last post. Give me a chance too, you haven't got the monopoly on these puns. If you get too many in one post people get a little board. Games only hold the attention for a short while. Overdoing it can be a risk, when some people are looking for new careers.

OI!!! Shut that door, there's some terrible draughts in here.
You May fair better than U no for your solitairey effort, but I'll be back! Gamme on!

Mmmmmm..... I like a nice bit of back gammon, grilled with egg & chips.
 

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« Reply #2782 on: 16/03/2013 00:22:10 »
I say old chap! You've been wadding tons of puns into your last post. Give me a chance too, you haven't got the monopoly on these puns. If you get too many in one post people get a little board. Games only hold the attention for a short while. Overdoing it can be a risk, when some people are looking for new careers.

OI!!! Shut that door, there's some terrible draughts in here.
You May fair better than U no for your solitairey effort, but I'll be back! Gamme on!

Mmmmmm..... I like a nice bit of backgammon, grilled with egg & chips.





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« Reply #2783 on: 17/03/2013 21:46:31 »
Not sure the Old Maid has any in the cupboard.  Let me check er out!
 

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« Reply #2784 on: 18/03/2013 11:59:13 »
I was going to post a picture of me in an omelette mask, but I thought I'd just end up with egg on my face.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2785 on: 18/03/2013 12:04:50 »
Could you serve eggs on eggs? How about Quails eggs on fish eggs?

Egg on Roe? nay lad.
 

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« Reply #2786 on: 20/03/2013 00:20:52 »
I was going to post a picture of me in an omelette mask, but I thought I'd just end up with egg on my face.


I bumped into a chick from Kentucky named Dixie who was a delight. She was a small fry so I scrambled to take her under my wing. Hey, she egged me on.
 

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« Reply #2787 on: 20/03/2013 00:36:18 »
I was going to post a picture of me in an omelette mask, but I thought I'd just end up with egg on my face.

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« Reply #2788 on: 20/03/2013 10:11:23 »
I was going to post a picture of me in an omelette mask, but I thought I'd just end up with egg on my face.


I bumped into a chick from Kentucky named Dixie who was a delight. She was a small fry so I scrambled to take her under my wing. Hey, she egged me on.

Glad that's over. Easy mistake to make!
 

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« Reply #2789 on: 20/03/2013 19:30:22 »
bizerl, omletting you know that you understand how to keep the sunny side up.
 

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« Reply #2790 on: 22/03/2013 12:51:28 »
bizerl, omletting you know that you understand how to keep the sunny side up.

I'm sure he poached that from me. Him and his egg. No going back now. Heed the warning shell or I'll scramble the RAF.
 

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« Reply #2791 on: 22/03/2013 13:23:10 »


Who does this remind me of???

Must be Stephen Fry
 

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« Reply #2792 on: 22/03/2013 17:51:52 »


Who does this remind me of???

Must be Stephen Fry





Leftover from St Patrick's Day, so don't worry about the budget, Don_1.
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« Reply #2793 on: 23/03/2013 23:25:51 »

Not sure the Old Maid has any [eggs] in the cupboard.


But where will you put the 5th one?????




Let me check er out!


I gave up playing chess, and went on to a checkered career.

Furthermore...



...this sub-thread is not eggsactly a "Mickey Mouse" pun on eggs! Let's have some reggspect!


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« Reply #2794 on: 26/03/2013 16:12:41 »
Do you think we should move on? I think these puns are just about eggsahusted now.

Of course, if you have any more to eggstrapolate, do carry on, I'm easy over here.
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« Reply #2795 on: 26/03/2013 16:18:54 »



...this sub-thread is not eggsactly a "Mickey Mouse" pun on eggs! Let's have some reggspect!


I didn't think mice laid eggs!!!

OH! But of course, they must lay eggs at eggsmouse.


Hmmm, a tad oblique perhaps. Allow me to eggsplane:-
eggsmouse = xmouse = eggsmas = xmas

I went for the double pun there.
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« Reply #2796 on: 26/03/2013 20:02:27 »

Do you think we should move on? I think these puns are just about eggsahusted now.


Why give up when we are doing such eggsellent work? Who knows, we may even be awarded a scrumptious for a prize!


Of course, if you have any more to eggstrapolate, do carry on, I'm easy over here.


Be proud. This is not our first run at eggs! Anyone else in their right mind would've given up ægges - long ago!
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« Reply #2797 on: 26/03/2013 20:38:32 »
March, 2013 is:
Bell Peppers and Broccoli Month
http://www.cdc.gov/nutrition/everyone/fruitsvegetables/index.html


The Saddest Vegetable in Existence



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« Reply #2798 on: 26/03/2013 21:10:30 »
Do you think we should move on? I think these puns are just about eggsahusted now.

Of course, if you have any more to eggstrapolate, do carry on, I'm easy over here.

Move on?!? Ova my dead body!

ps. demo, where do you poach all your pictures from?
 

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« Reply #2799 on: 26/03/2013 21:16:10 »
Do you think we should move on? I think these puns are just about eggsahusted now.

Of course, if you have any more to eggstrapolate, do carry on, I'm easy over here.

Move on?!? Ova my dead body!

ps. demo, where do you poach all your pictures from?
bizerl, omletting you know that you understand how to keep the sunny side up.

I'm sure he poached that from me. Him and his egg. No going back now. Heed the warning shell or I'll scramble the RAF.

You're right. There's nothing new here. I fall opianly into submission. It's too hard. Boiled over into ridiculousness this topic has.

who let Yoda in here?
 

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