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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2800 on: 26/03/2013 21:18:29 »

demo, where do you poach all your pictures from?


Stolen eggs are poached.

I get my pics from Google. Why? Do you have a better source?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2801 on: 27/03/2013 11:24:44 »

Stolen eggs are poached.


I see you are eggstollen* your capabilities as a baker now, but did you know that because of the high fruit content of this culinary delight, it tends to mar zi pan during baking. Yes, its true delights such as these can be quite corrosive.

*Please note yet another double pun.
 

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« Reply #2802 on: 27/03/2013 11:27:38 »
...........Do you have a better source?

When it comes to being sourcey, I'll have to go a long way to ketch up with you. You just leave me miles beheinz.
 

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« Reply #2803 on: 27/03/2013 17:54:02 »

*Please note yet another double pun.


So now you expect FOUR prizes??? (2 double-entendres)
 

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« Reply #2804 on: 27/03/2013 17:56:03 »
...........Do you have a better source?

When it comes to being sourcey, I'll have to go a long way to ketch up with you. You just leave me miles beheinz.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
 

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« Reply #2805 on: 27/03/2013 22:16:12 »

*Please note yet another double pun.


So now you expect FOUR prizes??? (2 double-entendres)

Four candles will suffice, thank you.
 

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« Reply #2806 on: 27/03/2013 22:31:33 »
...........Do you have a better source?

When it comes to being sourcey, I'll have to go a long way to ketch up with you. You just leave me miles beheinz.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.


May your nazel passage always find that which you salt and never leave you in a pickle. I garn ishue you with any baetter wishes or nonsense other than the balls a Mick gave to me when I suggested he should treat his corn with flowers with all the pep 'er indoors can musterd.
 

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« Reply #2807 on: 28/03/2013 03:07:34 »

*Please note yet another double pun.


So now you expect FOUR prizes??? (2 double-entendres)

Four candles will suffice, thank you.



 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2808 on: 28/03/2013 10:31:52 »
Bill hooks!

 

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« Reply #2809 on: 28/03/2013 17:44:21 »



Oh no! Did I poach a bad pun?????


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« Reply #2810 on: 28/03/2013 21:58:13 »

Stolen eggs are poached.


I see you are eggstollen* your capabilities as a baker now, but did you know that because of the high fruit content of this culinary delight, it tends to mar zi pan during baking. Yes, its true delights such as these can be quite corrosive.


To Don_1!

 

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« Reply #2811 on: 28/03/2013 22:34:03 »
 

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« Reply #2812 on: 28/03/2013 23:57:22 »
Edit post-"picture poach"ing:):bizerl, omletting you know that you understand how to keep the sunny side up.

:)


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« Reply #2813 on: 29/03/2013 00:07:54 »


...........Do you have a better source?


When it comes to being sourcey, I'll have to go a long way to ketchup with you. You just leave me miles beheinz.

You left out Worcestershire source.

 

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« Reply #2814 on: 29/03/2013 16:45:01 »
Worcester matter with that? Though some say 'the more the merrier', on the contrary others say 'the leicester better'. What's more, wycombe if you are bald? You'll only end up feeling surrey for yourself. But have no fear, I will send you a greetings card iff it will make you feel any better.
 

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« Reply #2815 on: 29/03/2013 19:38:42 »

Wycombe if you are bald?


My hat's off on to you! (covering my baldness)


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« Reply #2816 on: 31/03/2013 19:11:11 »
Worcester matter with that? Though some say 'the more the merrier', on the contrary others say 'the leicester better'. What's more, wycombe if you are bald? You'll only end up feeling surrey for yourself. But have no fear, I will send you a greetings card iff it will make you feel any better.

 

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« Reply #2817 on: 31/03/2013 19:24:51 »
Don_ 1 is temporarily lost. He is working feverishly to find the next great location(s) for his Silver Award 2014!

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« Reply #2818 on: 31/03/2013 20:45:39 »
Bill hooks!



On Don_1's telly (US = TV) show, the assistant reveals that the request was for billhooks.

The audience is intended to infer that the shopkeeper misread it as bollocks or pillocks.
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« Reply #2819 on: 31/03/2013 20:59:57 »
Tomorrow, *April 2, 2013, is:
April Fool's Day

*First April Fool trick: it's NOT on April 2!

And here's a great April Fool wake-him-up-with-a-nice-surprise trick which will make any lover/spouse love you all day long!


« Last Edit: 01/04/2013 04:49:53 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2820 on: 02/04/2013 17:53:24 »
Do I detect a web of deceit here?


Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
which sat down beside her
so she trod on it.
 

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« Reply #2821 on: 02/04/2013 17:57:02 »
I was about to tuck in to my easter egg, when I found the box had been openned by 'er indoors. I looked in the box with horror. My discovery got me in a spin 'er ette all my eggy!


For a punishment I decided a rack ni did the job.
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« Reply #2822 on: 03/04/2013 09:51:47 »

Do I detect a web of deceit here?


Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
which sat down beside her
so she trod on it.

I was about to tuck in to my easter egg, when I found the box had been openned by 'er indoors. I looked in the box with horror. My discovery got me in a spin 'er ette all my eggy!


For a punishment I decided a rack ni did the job.

On the contrary, Don_1, you are awarded this waterproofed Arachnids Chart!!

« Last Edit: 03/04/2013 09:55:24 by demografx »
 

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« Reply #2823 on: 03/04/2013 13:16:57 »
The female arachnid thought she could hide from me, but I spied 'er. I yelled 'Run under the cupboard, or be trodden on.'

Ann (remember her?) was having difficulty with her scales, do, ray, me and so on were OK but she was unable to 'la'. I decided to help her, so now I train Ann to la.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2824 on: 03/04/2013 13:19:44 »
Demo, your last post was a little unclear until I red back over it.
 

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