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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2850 on: 22/04/2013 00:54:48 »
You gotta be careful of corn at night. They can be early creepy with their husky voices and seedy appearance. Why, they even cob right out and tell you to shuck it right to your face.


... and it could be the butt of corny jokes

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2851 on: 22/04/2013 11:37:17 »
You gotta be careful of corn at night. They can be early creepy with their husky voices and seedy appearance. Why, they even cob right out and tell you to shuck it right to your face.


... and it could be the butt of corny jokes



I am quite amaized that among the maze of puns here, you managed to find this niblet.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2852 on: 22/04/2013 11:48:21 »
See if you can find your way around this maze:



Best wear good walking boots, or you might end up with a corn or blister.

That was a rather callous thing to say.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2853 on: 23/04/2013 02:29:10 »

Oh how I just love Boobies........


Blue Footed Booby,

(National Geographic)


Errrrrrr.......Don_1.....are you SURE that is a link to National Geographic above??? (TRY it!)
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« Last Edit: 23/04/2013 02:55:03 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2854 on: 23/04/2013 02:43:09 »
You gotta be careful of corn at night. They can be early creepy with their husky voices and seedy appearance. Why, they even cob right out and tell you to shuck it right to your face.


... and it could be the butt of corny jokes



Corny jokes? I once heard a corny joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2855 on: 23/04/2013 12:24:00 »

Oh how I just love Boobies........


Blue Footed Booby,

(National Geographic)


Errrrrrr.......Don_1.....are you SURE that is a link to National Geographic above??? (TRY it!)
<giggle>
<blush>


Never mind a booby, I smell a rat!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2856 on: 23/04/2013 12:31:01 »
My podiatrist suggested I go to see a tree surgeon because I have a corn growng on my foot.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2857 on: 23/04/2013 13:07:18 »
What's next? Cornea puns???

(corn, cornear, corneast???)
 

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« Reply #2858 on: 23/04/2013 13:29:43 »
My podiatrist suggested I go to see a tree surgeon because I have a corn growng on my foot.

Corn dogs grow everywhere. Not just feet.



« Last Edit: 23/04/2013 13:32:35 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2859 on: 23/04/2013 14:00:39 »
What's next? Cornea puns???

(corn, cornear, corneast???)

Damnation! You obviously saw that coming.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2860 on: 23/04/2013 14:19:35 »
My podiatrist suggested I go to see a tree surgeon because I have a corn growng on my foot.

Corn dogs grow everywhere. Not just feet.







I was only going to say wh

OH! Come on, let me at least say wou
 

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« Reply #2861 on: 23/04/2013 14:22:16 »
Really! A comment there was irisistable. Socket to me!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2862 on: 23/04/2013 14:33:10 »
What's next? Cornea puns???

(corn, cornear, corneast???)

I can't help wondering if your doing OK here, or bit off more than you can chew.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2863 on: 23/04/2013 14:37:23 »
Anna (yep, she's back) was taught her scales by a Scottish voice coach. She was fine with doh, ra, me etc but had some trouble when it came to 'la'.

After just a few days McTavish said "Och you la just fine the noo".
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2864 on: 23/04/2013 14:41:32 »
This is a good sight for punning. Vis you all join in.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2865 on: 23/04/2013 14:44:24 »
Cauliflower is good for soothing tired eyes. Just boil a floret in a cup of milk and bathe.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2866 on: 23/04/2013 14:46:58 »
I'm trying to reach my 6000th post. But have I made a rod for my own back? Or am I in conetension?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2867 on: 23/04/2013 14:48:41 »
Getting back to Anna, her voice coach declared "I'll mak you lar if its the last thing I do.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2868 on: 23/04/2013 14:50:42 »
YES!!! I'm nearly there, I'm at the brow of the hill.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2869 on: 23/04/2013 14:56:41 »
OK, what do I get for this my 6000th post?

Might it be an award, or might it be 6000 lashes?

If an award, can it be another caravan to add to my collection?

I do so love to amas caravans.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2870 on: 23/04/2013 15:01:57 »
Curses, all I seem to achieved is Neilep level membership.

Ah well, at least this will take the punning thread to 2870 posts. All I have to do is fit a pun in here somewhere, but eye really don't know where or how.

Just have to put a lid on it.
 

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« Reply #2871 on: 24/04/2013 03:58:39 »
I'm trying to reach my 6000th post. But have I made a rod for my own back? Or am I in conetension?
OK, what do I get for this my 6000th post?

Might it be an award, or might it be 6000 lashes?

If an award, can it be another caravan to add to my collection?

I do so love to amas caravans.

P O S T S by Don_1!!!!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2872 on: 24/04/2013 04:06:32 »
Curses, all I seem to achieved is Neilep level membership.

Ah well, at least this will take the punning thread to 2870 posts. All I have to do is fit a pun in here somewhere, but eye really don't know where or how.

Just have to put a lid on it.



Doesn't Don_1 seem qualified/expert enough to answer "I lid" questions to anyone concerned? I vote yes.
 

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« Reply #2873 on: 24/04/2013 04:15:43 »
Getting back to Anna, her voice coach declared "I'll mak you lar if its the last thing I do.

How do we know if her voice coach (well known for his lusty inclinations) has degeneration on his mind?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2874 on: 24/04/2013 08:28:37 »
Demo, I really must warn you not to make a spectacle of yourself making accusations about McTavish. The last person to do so brought such shame upon the family matriarch that McTavish took him to court for bringing a stygma t' iz mother.
 

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