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« Reply #2925 on: 30/04/2013 17:55:33 »
If you want to refresh your wardrobe, you can always re-colour some older faded items. Never do this in the morning, as you will need to hang them out to dry after the sun has gone down. Its always best to dilate.

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« Reply #2926 on: 01/05/2013 08:04:40 »

What a wonderful pair of....... erm....... eyes?!
I could play with look into them for hours!

I am skeptical. Answer only one question I have  -- and 
D O N ' T  you dare sneak a peek at the previous page!

QUESTIONABLE QUESTION PUT TO DON_1: What color are her eyes?

You must reply without looking at "Eye Contact" woman who was dressed appropriately for her (last) interview with you!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2927 on: 01/05/2013 13:38:42 »
OK, I'll play along with you Demo and I promeyes not to take a sneak peak.

Eye, can de colour be mixed?

I must be honest, I didn't spend too much time looking into her eyes, its rude to stare. After a short while I let my eye drop to other features. I thought that might be a weyes move to make. T'is true I tell you, would I tell a leye

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2928 on: 01/05/2013 13:45:30 »
I think I'll go to the Polar Cafe for lunch today. Their Oriental fruit and camembert entree is famous among polar explorers. Yes, they all love Leye cheese, in fact eyeseecallers on the horeyezon even now.
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« Reply #2929 on: 01/05/2013 14:09:00 »
OK, so I just looked at the picture again and still can't see the colour of her eyes. Something seems to be getting in the way. Well, a couple of things actually.

Yes, she might well be described as 'buxom'. That is in that she makes some bucks for displaying her attributes.
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« Reply #2930 on: 01/05/2013 17:50:51 »
OK, so I just looked at the picture again and still can't see the colour of her eyes. Something seems to be getting in the way. Well, a couple of things actually.

Yes, she might well be described as 'buxom'. That is in that she makes some bucks  [double pun duly noted] for displaying her attributes.

No! No! No! I said to watch out for bugs on her photographs! Possible printing irregularities, you know!

*recent Demo photo
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« Reply #2931 on: 01/05/2013 18:03:50 »
Getting back to the tantaleyesing bint young lady with the fine pair of ti eyes, I promise, I have not looked at her eyes to give me a clue (no surpeyes there), were they brown?

I haven't a clue, I'd have to look...


*HS = Don_1 High Sign
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« Reply #2932 on: 01/05/2013 18:41:10 »
OK, I'll play along with you Demo and I promeyes not to take a sneak peak.

This reminds me of the promeyes of some tailors I know: they're pure fabrication.

Eye, can de colour be mixed?

Those who eat can de with both hands are ambi-dextrose

I must be honest, I didn't spend too much time looking into her eyes, its rude to stare.

If you stared at her belly button too much, you'd be promoted demoted to Navel Officer.

After a short while I let my eye drop to other features. I thought that might be a weyes move to make. T'is true I tell you, would I tell a leye

You remind me of all the waterfowl who keep their eyes closed except for one. He is a Peking Duck.
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« Reply #2933 on: 01/05/2013 18:42:18 »

I think I'll go to the Polar Cafe for lunch today. Their Oriental fruit and camembert entree is famous among polar explorers. Yes, they all love Leye cheese, in fact eyeseecallers on the horeyezon even now.

I hope they're not connected to The Polar Bar. You once said, "Not the Alaskan Polar Bar! That's a real grizzly place. They only sell brown ale, you can't even get a Coca Koala there!"

Eye, for one, would not be pleased there.
 

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« Reply #2934 on: 01/05/2013 18:52:03 »
"I think I need glasses Doc."

"Really? Come over to the window. Now, look up there, tell me what you see."

"The Sun."

"So, just how bloody far do you want to see?"




"Your invoice is in the mail!"
 

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« Reply #2935 on: 02/05/2013 05:23:37 »

[Dorset's] village mayor, Leonard is blind and has a guide dog. Asked about the dog's temperament, the mayor said "Len's a pet ure bound to love."

The mayor had trouble with the fine print on some of Dorset's village documents, so his doctor suggested contract lenses.


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« Reply #2936 on: 02/05/2013 05:48:33 »

I did notice she has a rather nice and somewhat revealing blouse on.


Don_1, try to expand your vocabulary from a merely generic English/American "blouse" to the more all-encompassing, intriguing, German-origin "platzbluse". Our audience is becoming more world-embracing!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2937 on: 03/05/2013 13:01:33 »


Oh I say!!! What an ample young lady you are.

Now let Dr Don just check your heart. Hmmm....... Hmmmmmmm.... Opps, I've dropped my stethoscope, not much chance of finding it in here. Not so much a stethoscope I need right now as a periscope!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2938 on: 03/05/2013 13:09:42 »

You remind me of all the waterfowl who keep their eyes closed except for one. He is a Peking Duck.


Well it was eider that or some other duck.

Man,d you're in good form today.

Just to qualify that pun:

Mandarin Duck

See I can find pictures of pretty birds too!
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« Reply #2939 on: 03/05/2013 13:13:45 »

If you stared at her belly button too much, you'd be promoted demoted to Navel Officer.


I used to be an Ordinary $^^&^ First Class. NO, NO, NO. I'm sorry, I'm just not going there!!!
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« Reply #2940 on: 03/05/2013 13:18:35 »

This reminds me of the promeyes of some tailors I know: they're pure fabrication.


What side do you dress sir?
Inside usually!
 

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« Reply #2941 on: 03/05/2013 13:23:05 »

Those who eat can de with both hands are ambi-dextrose


Hmm.... Let me see, I need a 'sugar' pun......
Let me see, there's dextrose, sucrose, fructose..... No, I'm not going there either!
 

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« Reply #2942 on: 03/05/2013 13:24:59 »

This reminds me of the promeyes of some tailors I know: they're pure fabrication.


I see you cottoned on to that old trick.
 

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« Reply #2943 on: 03/05/2013 13:30:53 »


*recent Demo photo


McTavish has taken the day off of his training Anne to 'La' properly when practicing her scales, so I'm standing in for him.

So, aS i'mon Temp lar training, I can tell you that thiS aint quite all it appears.
 

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« Reply #2944 on: 03/05/2013 13:37:51 »
Halo all.

STREWTH, after concocting that one I thought 'that's a Rod you're making for your own back', I can't do any Moore.
 

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« Reply #2945 on: 03/05/2013 19:33:08 »

Man,d you're in good form today.


Yangtze very much!


Just to qualify that pun:

Mandarin Duck

See I can find pictures of pretty birds too!

Yes, and mine flew the coup just as much as yours did!
 

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« Reply #2946 on: 03/05/2013 19:40:14 »


*recent Demo photo


I can tell you that thiS aint quite all it appears.


Oh, I can tell you all quite assuredly that Don_1 is simply...slightly envious...of (1) my everlasting youth and (2) my most obvious deeply pious nature -- which he (or I!) shall never hope wish to attain.

 
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« Reply #2947 on: 03/05/2013 22:57:07 »

Hmm.... Let me see, I need a 'sugar' pun......
Let me see, there's dextrose, sucrose, fructose..... No, I'm not going there either!





I can't make funny scientific circles like Don_1 can (around fructose).
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« Reply #2948 on: 04/05/2013 15:34:16 »

Yangtze very much!


In Downtown LA the locals sing 'Yangtze doodle went to town, riding on a pony.....'

 

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« Reply #2949 on: 04/05/2013 15:40:14 »
........my most obvious deeply pious nature -- 

You're fooling nobody Demo, 'tis I who doth have the most deep pious nature.


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