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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2950 on: 04/05/2013 15:43:58 »


You talk to my metatarsals like that again......
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2951 on: 04/05/2013 15:47:15 »
Its about time we had a tad more glamour around here.

That Demo is to blame, he got me started on this, I'm just trying to keep a breast of the time, like this young lady:-

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2952 on: 04/05/2013 16:01:35 »
No feeble imitations of the above image please. We don't want to be fobbed off with second hand pictures, so I'll be watching you. Offenders will set alarm bells ringing and be awristed and face a jail sentence from which there will be no escapement.
 

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« Reply #2953 on: 04/05/2013 19:36:47 »
........my most obvious deeply pious nature -- 

You're fooling nobody Demo, 'tis I who doth have the most deep pious nature.


Deep pie - game filled.



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« Reply #2954 on: 04/05/2013 21:04:37 »
Its about time we had a tad more glamour around here.



Buxom nurse with fob watch.jpg (26.27 kB, 453x541)

No Bugs on nurse image detected. Please proceed with "more glands glamor", Don_1!

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« Reply #2955 on: 04/05/2013 21:45:59 »


You talk to my metatarsals like that again......

Is this better?

"Hi..."
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« Reply #2956 on: 04/05/2013 21:57:53 »
But I certainly wasn't implying THIS!...

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« Reply #2957 on: 05/05/2013 00:31:04 »

McTavish has taken the day off of his training Anne to 'La' properly when practicing her scales, so I'm standing in for him.


About time. We're getting impatient with the quality of Anne's 'la's'.

At least that was the case the la'st time we heard her sing Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-??-Ti-Do!

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« Reply #2958 on: 06/05/2013 20:01:04 »
Had an eye test the other day, "How far can you read down this?" asked the optician:


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« Reply #2959 on: 07/05/2013 02:43:46 »
Oh my !!!   Demo is stigmatatizied

no Mont Python, no less  (Meaning of Li....... )
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« Reply #2960 on: 07/05/2013 03:01:23 »
Oh my !!!   Demo is stigmatatizied

no Mont Python, no less  (Meaning of Li....... )

Optometry students need to be devoted, much like the Catholic saints. Are you too willing to experience a stigmata-ism?

« Last Edit: 07/05/2013 03:14:17 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2961 on: 07/05/2013 10:01:37 »
But I certainly wasn't implying THIS!...



Ah yes, a hideous condition of the foot caused by excessive driving called car rot.
 

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« Reply #2962 on: 07/05/2013 10:07:03 »
Oh my !!!   Demo is stigmatatizied

no Mont Python, no less  (Meaning of Li....... )

Demo is like some other people when he feels unwell, doesn't want to see or speak to anyone.

No matter whether it is a respiratory, gastric or optical ill, u shun everybody.
 

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« Reply #2963 on: 07/05/2013 10:14:25 »
Oh my !!!   Demo is stigmatatizied

no Mont Python, no less  (Meaning of Li....... )

Optometry students need to be devoted, much like the Catholic saints. Are you too willing to experience a stigmata-ism?



Well, if that's Stigmata, this must be........


STIGVATER.

Tch, tch, tch, these catholics, into crossdressing too!
 

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« Reply #2964 on: 07/05/2013 10:22:53 »
'Just call me angle* of the morning'.

*No, that wasn't a misspelling.
 

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« Reply #2965 on: 07/05/2013 10:29:19 »
I do quite like a spot of the traditional old English fish & chips once in a while. Sometimes I will stig 'mata sauce on the plate to dip my chips into.
 

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« Reply #2966 on: 07/05/2013 10:40:37 »
Those of you who are familiar with the BBC's motoring magazine 'Top Gear', will know that racing and stunt car driver Ben Collins, blew his cover after his mother was seen giving him his packed lunch while on set for a take on the performance of a new sports car. It was obvious when someone announced 'the stig's mata.

 

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« Reply #2967 on: 07/05/2013 10:49:19 »
I used to have 105mm f2.8 macro Stigmata.



But I now have a 105mm f2.8 micro Nikkor.


Though it's a much better lens, its no good for this pun.
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« Reply #2968 on: 07/05/2013 12:05:42 »
But I certainly wasn't implying THIS!...



Ah yes, a hideous condition of the foot caused by excessive driving called car rot.

...a condition of the foot sadly exacerbated by an often fatal sudden acceleryation of the car rot.
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« Reply #2969 on: 07/05/2013 12:10:21 »
I used to have 105mm f2.8 macro Stigmata.



But I now have a 105mm f2.8 micro Nikkor.


Though it's a much better lens, its no good for this pun.

But it keeps the eye on the ball lens.
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« Reply #2970 on: 07/05/2013 14:24:43 »

No matter whether it is a respiratory, gastric or optical ill, u shun everybody.

At a job interview, I decided to lie and say I had experience as an illusionist and as a window cleaner.

They saw right through me.
 

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« Reply #2971 on: 09/05/2013 20:15:30 »
I do quite like a spot of the traditional old English fish & chips once in a while.


I once had fish & chips every day for a year.

My stomach took a battering.
 

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« Reply #2972 on: 09/05/2013 20:19:58 »
Oh my !!!   Demo is stigmatatizied

no Mont Python, no less  (Meaning of Li....... )

Optometry students need to be devoted, much like the Catholic saints. Are you too willing to experience a stigmata-ism?



Well, if that's Stigmata, this must be........


STIGVATER.

Tch, tch, tch, these catholics, into crossdressing too!

Looks more like a Drama Queen to me!
 

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« Reply #2973 on: 10/05/2013 00:19:23 »
Dame It Captin, I'm givvin herr all shes got - scotty
 

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« Reply #2974 on: 10/05/2013 07:27:45 »
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