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« Reply #3025 on: 18/05/2013 06:36:14 »
Here endeth the puns for now, but I shall be roman around looking for more.

The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.
 

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« Reply #3026 on: 18/05/2013 21:08:34 »
A couple of thousand years ago an ancestor of Anne (also named Ann) had the same problem with her scales, she just couldn't 'La' quite right. Ignatius was a well known vocal coach who gave her some training, but it seems to no availe.

One day she was caught making an awful noise as she practiced her scales before performing for the Emperor. "Call Ig, you La terrible." said a disgruntled senator.

Herewith: Ann's "La" captured (simulated) by Hollywood Pet Food Actress, Beyonce II, in this amazing News Flash from The Guardian!



Full credit and thanks to Don_1 for circling the "LA" for me!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3027 on: 18/05/2013 23:32:43 »

Full credit and thanks to Don_1 for circling the "LA" for me!


I had always intended on being capable of this and this only. Some say its la ment able.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3028 on: 18/05/2013 23:34:30 »
Here endeth the puns for now, but I shall be roman around looking for more.

The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.


I had hoped to see many such meetings, but I have seen at once.
 

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« Reply #3029 on: 19/05/2013 00:13:55 »

Full credit and thanks to Don_1 for circling the "LA" for me!


I had always intended on being capable of this and this only. Some say its la ment able.

I think that the la was simply ment to be performed by able bodied women with good voice range.
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« Reply #3030 on: 19/05/2013 18:41:17 »
Come on people, get it right!

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« Reply #3031 on: 19/05/2013 19:08:35 »

Here endeth the puns for now, but I shall be roman around looking for more.

The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.


I had hoped to see many such meetings, but I have seen at once.

When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.
 

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« Reply #3032 on: 19/05/2013 19:35:02 »
May 13 - May 17, 2013 is:
National Etiquette Week


It is always my custom to eat in the manners pertaining to the local, so it is that when eating apples I always de core 'em first.

 

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« Reply #3033 on: 20/05/2013 13:46:20 »
Today, May 20, 2013, is:
Weights & Measures Day!


Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!

A king measures his line with a ruler.
 

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« Reply #3034 on: 27/05/2013 20:33:32 »
Tut, Tut, why do we always hear about the rul'er?  Why not the rul'im?
 

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« Reply #3035 on: 28/05/2013 19:02:42 »
It's nice that we both have Tut in khommon.

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« Reply #3036 on: 28/05/2013 21:22:47 »
Tut, Tut, why do we always hear about the rul'er?  Why not the rul'im?


Because the rul'im class doesn't want publicity.


 

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« Reply #3037 on: 29/05/2013 11:13:57 »
Ut quicquam paradisi advolare naribus tuis.

May the Bluebird of Paradise fly up your nose.

 

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« Reply #3038 on: 29/05/2013 11:24:50 »
At Roman games, cannibalism was sometimes witnessed. After consuming a young christian virgin the diner said he was glad he ate her.

But he was still hungry, so he had some nice Roman cheese for dessert!



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« Reply #3039 on: 30/05/2013 05:39:13 »
At Roman games, cannibalism was sometimes witnessed. After consuming a young christian virgin the diner said he was glad he ate her.

Are you lion?
 

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« Reply #3040 on: 30/05/2013 14:50:37 »
At Roman games, cannibalism was sometimes witnessed. After consuming a young christian virgin the diner said he was glad he ate her.

Are you lion?

You can't trust a tiger. You never know when HE might be lion.



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« Reply #3041 on: 31/05/2013 01:46:59 »
Yes, he might have a hidden claws in his coliseum contract.
 

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« Reply #3042 on: 31/05/2013 02:37:49 »
Just paws for a sec and consider the mane point. More pride should be taken in roar talont.
 

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« Reply #3043 on: 31/05/2013 02:39:47 »
When the film festival buff was recommended a movie by his friend he retorted "at Carn I've oready seen it!"
 

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« Reply #3044 on: 02/06/2013 22:28:55 »
When the film festival buff was recommended a movie by his friend he retorted "at Carn [sic] I've already seen it!"

Don't worry, things Cannes only get better.



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« Reply #3045 on: 02/06/2013 22:31:19 »
..."at Carn I've oready seen it!"

African carnivores mainly eat fast food.
 

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« Reply #3046 on: 02/06/2013 22:41:37 »

Yes, he might have a hidden claws in his coliseum contract.

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« Reply #3047 on: 03/06/2013 23:35:44 »
Just paws for a sec and consider the mane point. More pride should be taken in roar talont.



Siberian tigers show off roar talent in football.



Roar talent@LionessOfficial on Twitter


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3048 on: 04/06/2013 08:24:03 »
..."at Carn I've oready seen it!"

African carnivores mainly eat fast food.


Odd, I thought carnivores ate road kill. But I won't be truckulent about it.
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« Reply #3049 on: 04/06/2013 08:48:41 »
To avoid becoming another road kill statistic, wild animals must dodge the traffic.
 

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