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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3100 on: 24/06/2013 17:44:48 »

40 years of Nagging Excellence awarded!




I have been happily married for 2 years, the other 23 have been shear purgatory.
 

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« Reply #3101 on: 24/06/2013 19:20:15 »
I have been happily married for 2 years, the other 23 have been shear purgatory.

Perhaps you've become a Purgatory Cat! Do you inexplicably yearn for a bowl of Friskies from time to time? Hmmmm?

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« Reply #3102 on: 24/06/2013 21:06:53 »
I have been happily married for 2 years, the other 23 have been shear purgatory.

Herewith, a Scientific Schematic of Purgatory!
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« Reply #3103 on: 24/06/2013 21:12:09 »

Oranges with belly button's are called navel oranges. Lemons which help them are called lemon aide's.

The naval orange is on your right.


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3104 on: 25/06/2013 16:01:42 »
That looks a little like a blueberry werewolf pirate and a rather menacing nearly vampire orange. Must be a BLOOD ORANGE.
 

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« Reply #3105 on: 25/06/2013 16:14:55 »

That looks a little like a blueberry werewolf pirate and a rather menacing nearly vampire orange. Must be a BLOOD ORANGE.

Don_1, please citrus self down and remember -- similar to beginner Anne's "la"s -- that novice pirates like this make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3106 on: 25/06/2013 16:21:45 »
I have been happily married for 2 years, the other 23 have been shear purgatory.

Herewith, a Scientific Schematic of Purgatory!
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That reminds me of something......... What was it now?

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3107 on: 25/06/2013 16:24:33 »
That looks a little like a blueberry werewolf pirate and a rather menacing nearly vampire orange. Must be a BLOOD ORANGE.

Don_1, please citrus self down and remember -- similar to beginner Anne's "la"s -- that novice pirates like this make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.



It seems there has been a problem, Anna needs a new 'G' string.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3108 on: 25/06/2013 16:28:00 »
As I drank my cuppa, the neighbour came running in "An army officer has been run down by a road roller, come, C flat major."
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3109 on: 25/06/2013 16:42:32 »
The choir of pigeons stood at the ready waiting for the conductor to pick up his baton, more commonly known as a coo stick.
 

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« Reply #3110 on: 25/06/2013 21:36:14 »
Anna needs a new 'G' string.
...C flat major."
...a coo stick.

Do I sense Don_1's longing for an acoustic guitar? Or another acoustic instrument?
 

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« Reply #3111 on: 25/06/2013 21:54:59 »
Tomorrow, June 26, 2013, is:
National Canoe Day

I Can't Think Of Any Boat Puns............. Canoe...?



Anna in her crystal clear canoe
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3112 on: 25/06/2013 23:59:03 »
Anna needs a new 'G' string.
...C flat major."
...a coo stick.

Do I sense Don_1's longing for an acoustic guitar? Or another acoustic instrument?

Ah coo stick to your original idea.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3113 on: 26/06/2013 00:03:37 »
Tomorrow, June 26, 2013, is:
National Canoe Day

I Can't Think Of Any Boat Puns............. Canoe...?



Anna in her crystal clear canoe

Yes I can think of quite a yacht of them, but I'll only impart some of them to you if you give me a piece of kayak, fruit & nut kayak might be fitting. I do like a piece of kayak at Launch time.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3114 on: 26/06/2013 09:53:00 »
Anna needs a new 'G' string.
...C flat major."
...a coo stick.

Do I sense Don_1's longing for an acoustic guitar? Or another acoustic instrument?

Ah coo... stick to your original idea.

Gesundheit!
 

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« Reply #3115 on: 26/06/2013 10:01:48 »
Tomorrow, June 26, 2013, is:
National Canoe Day

I Can't Think Of Any Boat Puns............. Canoe...?



Anna in her crystal clear canoe

Yes I can think of quite a yacht of them, but I'll only impart some of them to you if you give me a piece of kayak, fruit & nut kayak might be fitting. I do like a piece of kayak at launch time.

Where can you buy that kayak?

 

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« Reply #3116 on: 26/06/2013 11:07:44 »
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.



From http://paytonlacivita.wordpress.com/2011/01/31/no-pun-intended-26-great-puns-these-are-some-amazing-puns-i-know-but-i-like-bad-jokes/
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3117 on: 26/06/2013 11:13:23 »
Anna needs a new 'G' string.
...C flat major."
...a coo stick.

Do I sense Don_1's longing for an acoustic guitar? Or another acoustic instrument?

Ah coo... stick to your original idea.

Gesundheit!

Grassyarse or Lawnybum

Everybody sing.........

For sneeze a jolly good fellow, for sneeze a jolly good fellow.......
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3118 on: 26/06/2013 11:46:09 »


Where can you buy that kayak?



You can have that kayak, I want this one:
 

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« Reply #3119 on: 26/06/2013 15:33:36 »
Don_1, getting rid of that boat for another could cause a whole raft of problems.

For example, a leak in the back of your boat could be a stern warning.


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« Reply #3120 on: 26/06/2013 15:41:02 »
I Can't Think Of Any Boat Puns.

Anna was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3121 on: 26/06/2013 16:47:32 »
Anna was working in the tavern outside the naval base. Asked what flowers should be planted in the garden she said, "Azaleas of course." Just then a burly old sea dog roughly put his hand on her thigh. She tipped a bucket of sloops over his head and screamed, "U-boat men are all the same.

If I were a copper and was set the task of an investigation, I would say to the suspect, "I scharnhorst* around on this job."


(*For the benefit of those younger readers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_battleship_Scharnhorst)
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« Reply #3122 on: 26/06/2013 16:49:06 »
I Can't Think Of Any Boat Puns.

Anna was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges.




That's the trouble with the modern police force, they just don't go into depth anymore. Is it because they are lazy oar just don't care?
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« Reply #3123 on: 26/06/2013 17:03:46 »
Hmmmmm......

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3124 on: 26/06/2013 17:19:20 »
Yes, as a RN police officer, I would be tough on any Hood*.


(*For the benefit of any younger readers: Oh to hell with it, look it up for yourself, google HMS Hood)
 

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