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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3150 on: 28/06/2013 12:19:22 »
The proctologist is...an ass, etc.
But if things go wrong, he'll usually rectify the situation.
You keep away from me........ HELP! Let me outa here!!!!

Don't worry, Don_1, the proctologist finally just now quit his job because it gave him tunnel vision.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3151 on: 28/06/2013 14:31:58 »
I knew he'd crack up eventually.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3152 on: 28/06/2013 14:47:28 »
Of course you know he had been moonlighting as a croupier in a global drug and hygiene conglomerate's private casino where he was known as 'Proctologist & gamble'.
 

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« Reply #3153 on: 28/06/2013 15:04:35 »
'Proctologist & gamble'
LOL!

               Proctology
Las Vegas, NV Gaming Board???

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3154 on: 28/06/2013 15:11:33 »
His wife is selling off all his old equipment on eBay:

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Miners helmet with lamp.

Item #2

Gas Mask

Item #3

Tyre Levers

Item #4

Canary
 

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« Reply #3155 on: 28/06/2013 15:23:01 »
I knew [the proctologist would] crack up eventually.

Was that just a wild ass guess?

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« Reply #3158 on: 28/06/2013 15:59:38 »
I knew [the proctologist would] crack up eventually.

Was that just a wild ass guess?

Oh no, it was written in the stars.
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« Reply #3159 on: 28/06/2013 17:12:32 »
I knew [the proctologist would] crack up eventually.

Was that just a wild ass guess?

Oh no, it was written in the stars.

 

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« Reply #3161 on: 28/06/2013 17:31:03 »
At the cattle market a farmer was looking for something a little different to give him the edge over his dairy competitors.

When the branding iron was invented cattle were very impressed.
 

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« Reply #3162 on: 28/06/2013 17:40:46 »
June, 2013, is:
Effective Communications Month

Poor communication...kills!

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3163 on: 29/06/2013 00:37:35 »
One of the most effective communications I know of can be made with just one finger......................



I type slowly with one finger because I know you don't read too quick.
 

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« Reply #3164 on: 29/06/2013 00:42:59 »
I knew [the proctologist would] crack up eventually.

Was that just a wild ass guess?

Oh no, it was written in the stars.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Tight as a ducks _____.
 

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« Reply #3165 on: 29/06/2013 01:29:09 »
It is said that Alexander G. Bell made the greatest advance in communications when he made the first telephone. Not so; it was the person who made the second telephone who was really on the ball.

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3166 on: 29/06/2013 03:19:14 »
Wheel keep that in mind.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3167 on: 29/06/2013 10:30:42 »
I knew [the proctologist would] crack up eventually.

Was that just a wild ass guess?

Oh no, it was written in the stars.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Tight as a duck's _____

In my teens, a "DA" (for duck's ass) hairstyle was extremely popular:



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3169 on: 29/06/2013 10:48:41 »
It is said that Alexander G. Bell made the greatest advance in communications when he made the first telephone. Not so; it was the person who made the second telephone who was really on the ball.



Wat's on your mind?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3170 on: 29/06/2013 20:56:55 »
I'll never tele.
 

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« Reply #3171 on: 30/06/2013 05:50:49 »
We have ways of making you tele. We know where you post.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3172 on: 30/06/2013 18:53:10 »
Switched from English to Western riding.  No posting here.
 

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« Reply #3173 on: 30/06/2013 21:07:05 »
Switched from English to Western riding.  No posting here.

I've planted part of a riding whip. I'm hoping for a nice crop.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3174 on: 01/07/2013 15:24:52 »

Item #3

Tyre Levers

I'm afraid to ask: what are your Tyre Levers for??

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