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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3200 on: 05/08/2013 11:39:20 »
Its nowt to do with me.

Nosetradamus predicted sinus problems would lead to tsunamis.

Breaker 19: He predicted a wave of catastrophies.
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« Reply #3201 on: 07/08/2013 19:04:50 »

Nosetradamus predicted sinus problems would lead to tsunamis.


Breaker 19: He predicted a wave of catastrophes.


Nah. I think all of his waves were just swell.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3202 on: 16/08/2013 13:31:23 »
Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?

You should have bri now.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3203 on: 16/08/2013 13:37:24 »
So, de, um, claw I'd found belonged to a Sea Eagle.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3204 on: 16/08/2013 13:40:24 »
Reminds me of that song by Rod Stewart, the one that goes:

I am saline,
I am saline,
Like a bird,
'Cross the sea.


Yes, its a bit of a sloppy song, but I like it, I'm just that salt of guy.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3205 on: 16/08/2013 13:56:02 »
The Devil came unto me and said, "Would you like to see heaven or would you like to see my domain?"
I replied, "I wouldn't mind seeing heaven," but I said "Nah, see hell!* You must be joking."


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3206 on: 16/08/2013 14:06:58 »
The experiment, which was extremely dangerous, involved combining 9 parts potassium with 1 part phosphorus.

The result was K9P.
 

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« Reply #3207 on: 19/08/2013 20:05:06 »
This new clear water is good for fishin'.
 

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« Reply #3208 on: 20/08/2013 02:20:59 »
Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?

You should have bri now.

I bet Don_1's quote above gets wave reviews.
 

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« Reply #3209 on: 20/08/2013 02:28:33 »
The experiment, which was extremely dangerous, involved combining 9 parts potassium with 1 part phosphorus.

The result was K9P.

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« Reply #3210 on: 20/08/2013 17:34:43 »
The Devil came unto me and said, "Would you like to see heaven or would you like to see my domain?"
I replied, "I wouldn't mind seeing heaven," but I said "Nah, see hell!* You must be joking."


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« Reply #3211 on: 20/08/2013 23:31:25 »
Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?

More like a surfeit, I think.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3213 on: 21/08/2013 09:07:39 »
Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?

More like a surfeit , I think.



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« Reply #3214 on: 21/08/2013 15:24:03 »




DON_1 WINS THE FOLLOWING "FUNNIEST SHARK GRAPHIC" AWARD!!!!;D

This should look great placed by your bathtub! (Rubber ducky not included).

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« Reply #3215 on: 21/08/2013 16:58:19 »
Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?

More like a surfeit , I think.



Sir Feet at your service, my Lord Demo.

Why, thank you kindly, Sir Feet, for your abundance of services on my behalf!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3216 on: 22/08/2013 07:33:58 »

Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?


Don't give up.

We must go deeper, beyond the surface of these puns!

Otherwise, water we here for?



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3217 on: 23/08/2013 08:51:54 »
Ach..............ACHOOOOooooooo

........ H2O
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3218 on: 23/08/2013 08:54:07 »

Why, thank you kindly, Sir Feet, for your abundance of services on my behalf!
Lord Demo

Isn't that what a baker does at a party? A bun dance.
 

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« Reply #3219 on: 23/08/2013 09:00:59 »
If there are a bakers dozen less 3, then it would be a ten dance.

When they all leave the dance floor, it would be a void ance

Synchronised swimmers never use the shallow end of a pool, they have a dep end ance on the other end.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3220 on: 23/08/2013 09:04:12 »
A group of musicians bopping at a party were astonished when the band's guitarist hit a bum note. This caused some dis cord ance.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3221 on: 23/08/2013 09:11:48 »
Somewhat the worse for the drink, I was on the waltzing around the floor singing (after a fashion) 'Show me the way to go home.' I was looking for some guid ance.

They threw me out, saying 'Good rid dance. But I did a quickstep back up the ramp and into the hall. They wont forget my ascend ance in a hurry.
 

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« Reply #3222 on: 23/08/2013 09:14:24 »
I'm off to the auction room now, where I shall do a bid ance.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3223 on: 23/08/2013 09:18:47 »
I do tend to walk with a skip in my step, but the Mrs tells me to stop it and walk properly. Must I suffer such im ped ance?
 

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« Reply #3224 on: 23/08/2013 19:49:57 »
Quote from: Don_1
  H2O

= HIJKLMNO
 

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