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« Reply #3225 on: 23/08/2013 22:41:08 »

When they all leave the dance floor, it would be a void ance


I always avoid ants when I can. They tend to run off with my treats!

 

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« Reply #3226 on: 23/08/2013 22:46:46 »

If there are a bakers dozen less 3, then it would be a ten dance.


Teachers who take class a ten dance are absent-minded.

They focus on non-a ten dance.

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« Reply #3227 on: 23/08/2013 22:53:24 »

Synchronised swimmers never use the shallow end of a pool, they have a dep end ance on the other end.


These synchronized swimmers have a dependence on this product:



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« Reply #3228 on: 23/08/2013 22:59:05 »
A group of musicians bopping at a party were astonished when the band's guitarist hit a bum note. This caused some dis cord ance.

When poker players have to fold they feel a bit discarded.

Oh! Whoops! I goofed! You said dis cOrd...

 

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« Reply #3229 on: 23/08/2013 23:22:21 »
Otherwise, water we here for?

Ach..............ACHOOOOooooooo

........ H2O


H2Overwhelming Arrogance:


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« Reply #3230 on: 23/08/2013 23:48:11 »
I do tend to walk with a skip in my step, but the Mrs tells me to stop it and walk properly. Must I suffer such im ped ance?

Not im pud ence?

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« Reply #3231 on: 23/08/2013 23:54:22 »
With all our focus on dance-ing...

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3232 on: 24/08/2013 00:01:47 »
Who wears a hat for the entire duration of a cricket match?

The umpire on which the sun never sets.
 

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« Reply #3233 on: 24/08/2013 00:04:42 »
I went to the zoo, but the only animal on display was a dog.

It was a Shitzu.
 

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« Reply #3234 on: 24/08/2013 00:06:36 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3235 on: 24/08/2013 00:08:28 »
The Mexican fireman had twin sons.

He named them Jose and Hose B
 

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« Reply #3236 on: 24/08/2013 01:26:35 »
The Mexican fireman had twin sons.

He named them Jose and Hose B

Stories about a fireman ignite my interest.

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« Reply #3237 on: 24/08/2013 04:46:43 »
I went to the zoo, but the only animal on display was a dog.

It was a Shitzu.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-23714896
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3238 on: 24/08/2013 06:57:55 »
Ok, it was a Tibetan mastiff in a shitzu. But the pun is lost in translation.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3239 on: 24/08/2013 14:42:56 »
Doggone!  Lion gone!
 

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« Reply #3240 on: 24/08/2013 18:47:20 »
The Mexican fireman had twin sons.

He named them Jose and Hose B

Funny! ;D


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« Reply #3241 on: 24/08/2013 22:13:07 »
Plan ahead! Upcoming: October, 2013, is:

http://www.usapple.org/nam





Buy an apple, take a byte out of it!

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« Reply #3242 on: 25/08/2013 00:22:10 »
The Mexican fireman had twin sons.

He named them Jose and Hose B

Funny! ;D


In fact, alancalverd wins a "Fireman Of The Year" Award!
                                               


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3244 on: 28/08/2013 20:10:54 »
The zookeepers weren't really lion.  It was their feline that the dog was a copy cat.
 

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« Reply #3245 on: 29/08/2013 20:24:32 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3246 on: 31/08/2013 17:36:53 »
They were re-lion on people not cat-ching on.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3247 on: 02/09/2013 01:22:22 »
They were re-lion on people not cat-ching on.

Isn't that the sound those old cash registers made?




 

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« Reply #3248 on: 02/09/2013 03:01:05 »
The zookeepers weren't really lion.  It was their feline that the dog was a copy cat.

Zookeepers are meticulous; they always spot clean their leopards.

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