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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3325 on: 30/09/2013 21:46:44 »
ONLY DAYS AWAY! Plan ahead! Upcoming: October, 2013, is:

http://www.usapple.org/nam

I thought I was ready for this, but there's something wrong with this apple that Ma ggot.


Same here. Even Grand Ma tried to do the rot thing.




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3326 on: 01/10/2013 17:42:15 »
I doubt that that's true.  Sounds like Don_1 vetted the bed.

It was an accident that happened in the wee small hours.

Urine trouble now.

I like it, I like it!!!

Oh yes Demo, we all know when ur ea, don't we!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3327 on: 01/10/2013 17:46:11 »
Do I like rented humour? Or is it just when its toilet
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3328 on: 01/10/2013 17:52:11 »


Look, people are pulling faeces at me.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3329 on: 01/10/2013 17:56:39 »
Oh! I seem to have been throne off course. Dear oh dear, its all gone down the pan now, I'm feeling rather flushed.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3330 on: 01/10/2013 18:58:09 »
I doubt that that's true.  Sounds like Don_1 vetted the bed.

It was an accident that happened in the wee small hours.

Urine trouble now.

I like it, I like it!!!

Oh yes Demo, we all know when ur ea, don't we!

Don_1, yes, we're all here because we're not all there.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3331 on: 01/10/2013 19:06:55 »
Do I like rented humour? Or is it just when its toilet

People prefer the leasedt humor from me.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3332 on: 03/10/2013 19:58:09 »
I doubt that that's true.  Sounds like Don_1 vetted the bed.

It was an accident that happened in the wee small hours.

Urine trouble now.
Sheet.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3333 on: 03/10/2013 21:28:57 »
Don't fear, Donnah! Don_1 has a SCIENTIFIC way out of this cot-conundrum:


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3334 on: 03/10/2013 23:41:21 »
I doubt that that's true.  Sounds like Don_1 vetted the bed.

It was an accident that happened in the wee small hours.

Urine trouble now.
Sheet.

Donnah wins this DISPOSABLE WEE-MATS Prize for the next time Don_1 visits...Donnah will be...PREPARED!



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3335 on: 04/10/2013 16:23:24 »
Don't fear, Donnah! Don_1 has a SCIENTIFIC way out of this cot-conundrum:




Someone's nicked my idea!

Oh well, what the heck. I just warn them, it didn't sell too well for me. Can't think why?!?!?!




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3336 on: 04/10/2013 16:48:39 »
I doubt that that's true.  Sounds like Don_1 vetted the bed.

It was an accident that happened in the wee small hours.

Urine trouble now.
Sheet.

Donnah wins this DISPOSABLE WEE-MATS Prize for the next time Don_1 visits...Donnah will be...PREPARED!





I think Demo, Donnah & co lost a my bag.

I always used to be an 'appy person, never sad.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3337 on: 04/10/2013 17:29:21 »
I think Don_1's SCIENTIFIC solution is best, but I'm not 100% convinced of the political correctness of Don_1's product name change. Perhaps we submit this to the Product In Scientific Service (PISS) Committee????

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3338 on: 05/10/2013 19:36:57 »
Hahaha, you two are on a run(s).
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3339 on: 08/10/2013 04:41:09 »
ONLY DAYS AWAY! Plan ahead! Upcoming: October, 2013, is:

http://www.usapple.org/nam

I thought I was ready for this, but there's something wrong with this apple that Ma ggot.


Same here. Even Grand Ma tried to do the rot thing.



Why isn't this apple corectly celebrating???

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3340 on: 08/10/2013 04:44:29 »

Hahaha, you two are on a run(s).


If Don_1  runs through a screen door he'll strain himself!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3341 on: 08/10/2013 19:40:49 »
Don't be saucy.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3342 on: 08/10/2013 20:52:21 »

Someone's nicked my idea!

Oh well, what the heck. I just warn them, ["PISS OFF!!!!"] didn't sell too well for me. Can't think why?!?!?!


Your company motto should have been, "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!"

Then watch sales skyrocket!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3343 on: 08/10/2013 20:56:42 »

Don't be saucy.


What is the saurce of your irritation?

Apple saurce?


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3344 on: 09/10/2013 02:21:12 »
Hahaha, you two are on a run(s).

Thanks, Donnah!:)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3345 on: 09/10/2013 13:41:48 »

Hahaha, you two are on a run(s).


If Don_1  runs through a screen door he'll strain himself!



That would be just grate.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3346 on: 09/10/2013 13:45:08 »

Someone's nicked my idea!

Oh well, what the heck. I just warn them, ["PISS OFF!!!!"] didn't sell too well for me. Can't think why?!?!?!


Your company motto should have been, "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!"

Then watch sales skyrocket!



Do you think I'd pocket it in?


For the benefit of the unfamiliar; 'skyrocket' is cockney rhyming slang for 'pocket'.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3347 on: 09/10/2013 13:57:30 »
..................... skyrocket!



I sat on 5 chairs before I found one to my liking.

"You can't sit on that one, it belongs to Harry." Ann said.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3348 on: 09/10/2013 14:11:45 »
Don't be saucy.


Was that really pertinent?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3349 on: 09/10/2013 14:13:46 »


Eh pull faces at someone else.
 

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