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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3425 on: 20/11/2013 05:54:46 »
No, just displaying MASTery of the subject.

I say, you there with the mast, is it for sale?

I think he will agree to sell if you make a firm offer to buoy.

« Last Edit: 20/11/2013 06:15:25 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3426 on: 20/11/2013 05:59:41 »
Do these facts mean that she is a sex  taunt?

No, that's more like a jibe at the size of your cox, or some other naughty-call insult.


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3427 on: 20/11/2013 06:11:00 »
Is this naval month or novel month...anvil vee go on forever???
 

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« Reply #3428 on: 20/11/2013 06:12:21 »
Navel [e.g., gazing] Month is another option, I suppose.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3429 on: 20/11/2013 10:49:27 »
on the button there.. waist not want not..
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3430 on: 20/11/2013 11:23:58 »
Do these facts mean that she is a sex  taunt?

No, that's more like a jibe at the size of your cox, or some other naughty-call insult.

That's no way to conduct yourself if you want me to be your first mate.

You will have to pay me dearly now, so get out your purse err I mean wallet.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3431 on: 20/11/2013 11:54:33 »
No, just displaying MASTery of the subject.

I say, you there with the mast, is it for sale?

I think he will agree to sell if you make a firm offer to buoy.



Please don't wax me around the head with a floater, especially if its brown and while, in the harbour, the boats wane with the tide.


Permit me to explain myself:
Buoy = floater - floater/brown = brown floater, enough said.
wax = wacks, also wax and wane of the tide
boats wane - boatswain = higgs = Higgs Bosun = blood coming out of my ears = I've overdone it again.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3432 on: 20/11/2013 11:58:11 »
on the button there.. waist not want not..

..... or a stitch in time.

Perhaps I should explain again, after all, I'm confusing myself!!!
Waist knot = stitch
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3433 on: 20/11/2013 21:42:20 »
Does the evidence in a stitch-up hang by a thread?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3434 on: 21/11/2013 08:35:15 »
knotty problem there.. although I think the subject has been tangled somewhat
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3435 on: 21/11/2013 16:11:31 »
Knot a problem.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3436 on: 21/11/2013 16:17:40 »
No, just displaying MASTery of the subject.

I say, you there with the mast, is it for sale?

I think he will agree to sell if you make a firm offer to buoy.



Please don't wax me around the head with a floater, especially if its brown and while, in the harbour, the boats wane with the tide.


Permit me to explain myself:
Buoy = floater - floater/brown = brown floater, enough said.
wax = wacks, also wax and wane of the tide
boats wane - boatswain = higgs = Higgs Bosun = blood coming out of my ears = I've overdone it again.



Buoy, does Don_1 ever deserve his Award [see pic below] for all that float work.

But it's not for sail!




« Last Edit: 22/11/2013 16:12:02 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3437 on: 22/11/2013 20:56:33 »
All this talk of sewing is giving me the needle.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3438 on: 22/11/2013 21:03:03 »


I hate to think what that brown stuff in the water is. Whatever it may be, its big and seems to be attacking the marker buoy. If its a brown floater, whatever did it must have been huge. It must have had a whale of a time doing it.

Could it have been an accident, or was it done on porpoise?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3439 on: 22/11/2013 21:17:49 »
knotty problem there.. although I think the subject has been tangled somewhat

Knotty, ash a nuisance.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3440 on: 22/11/2013 21:19:25 »
Does the evidence in a stitch-up hang by a thread?

Yar never know.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3441 on: 23/11/2013 00:29:08 »
Just like the boogie, man.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3442 on: 23/11/2013 01:50:04 »
Just like the boogie, man.

The Boogie Man??? Isn't that Demo?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3443 on: 23/11/2013 02:56:59 »
I'll never tell.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3444 on: 23/11/2013 23:15:29 »
knotty problem there.. although I think the subject has been tangled somewhat

Knotty, ash a nuisance.

Dis might lead us to di strictest kind of knotty Liverpool problems ever seen before!




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3445 on: 24/11/2013 00:15:31 »
knotty problem there.. although I think the subject has been tangled somewhat

Knotty, ash a nuisance.

« Last Edit: 25/11/2013 23:53:05 by demografx »
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3446 on: 28/11/2013 15:04:58 »
She who must be obeyed is no good at knitting or sewing, you can bank on that.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3447 on: 28/11/2013 15:08:25 »
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3448 on: 28/11/2013 15:14:43 »
In the jewelery shop:

Which one would Sir care to look at?

That one on the very end, if you please.

Ah! The far ring Don was looking at.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3449 on: 29/11/2013 05:35:43 »
Just looking, not fingering?
 

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