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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3450 on: 30/11/2013 21:14:22 »
In the jewelery shop:

Which one would Sir care to look at?

That one on the very end, if you please.

Ah! The far ring Don was looking at.
Just looking, not fingering?


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3451 on: 01/12/2013 14:39:29 »
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Is there an expensive side?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3452 on: 02/12/2013 18:10:56 »
In the jewelery shop:

Which one would Sir care to look at?

That one on the very end, if you please.

Ah! The far ring Don was looking at.
Just looking, not fingering?




Will you stop hanging teatowels there!!!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3453 on: 02/12/2013 18:15:32 »
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Is there an expensive side?

Oh yes, so expensive and snobbish people even put a hat on their Garden

Not to mention dear park
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« Reply #3454 on: 02/12/2013 22:02:57 »
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Is there an expensive side?

Oh yes, so expensive and snobbish people even put a hat on their Garden



What do you call the Garden Police?

Lawn and Order.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3455 on: 03/12/2013 11:59:55 »
I had to call the police to my garden because some of the flowers were stalking me, they just wouldn't leaf me alone. A detective rooted out the offenders and scent them to jail.
 

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« Reply #3456 on: 04/12/2013 05:56:32 »
I had to call the police to my garden because some of the flowers were stalking me, they just wouldn't leaf me alone. A detective rooted out the offenders and scent them to jail.

Don_1, only thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
 

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« Reply #3457 on: 04/12/2013 10:58:42 »
I had to call the police to my garden because some of the flowers were stalking me, they just wouldn't leaf me alone. A detective rooted out the offenders and scent them to jail.

Don_1, only thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.


No shortage of that around here!
 

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« Reply #3459 on: 05/12/2013 04:51:33 »
December, 2013 is:
National Tie Month




 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3460 on: 05/12/2013 12:36:55 »
Will the President be making an appearance today?

Aye ham shure yoou vill be vlad to hchear zat zer pchreesident vill be hcheer to ansver yoour qveschuns schortlee. Hche iss jusst putin on hchiss tie.




End of part one.     to be continued....
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« Reply #3461 on: 05/12/2013 12:41:04 »
Should we bow to this month then? I bet they'll be pleased in Windsor, well, at least half of them might be.
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« Reply #3462 on: 05/12/2013 12:45:41 »
Part two......

Is the President coming or not?

Pchleeese be payschunt, hche iss jusst dohing up hchiss boot laces.


End of part two.     to be continued.......
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« Reply #3463 on: 05/12/2013 12:47:30 »
I entered a competition to see who could do up their neckwear fastest, but it was a tie.
 

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« Reply #3464 on: 05/12/2013 12:52:57 »
Part three.


Hchi am veery soorey ghentleemans, za Pchrezident vill noht be ayble to zee yoou tohday hafterhall.


I knew it, we've been stitched up like a kipper.


The End.
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« Reply #3465 on: 05/12/2013 13:05:07 »
The big problem with the world these days is nepotism and the 'old school tie' network.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3466 on: 05/12/2013 13:28:03 »
In 2011 in Germany, the tie wearer of the year received a stainless steel tie made by......

ThyssenKrupp.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3467 on: 05/12/2013 14:19:36 »
"How To Tie A Tie" Necktie

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3468 on: 05/12/2013 14:27:35 »
I entered a competition to see who could do up their neckwear fastest, but it was a tie.

Don_1, a visiting dictator was really upset about your neckwear competition tie.

What a tie rant.


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« Reply #3469 on: 05/12/2013 15:03:34 »

Hche iss jusst putin on hchiss tie.


Or iss hche jusst...



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« Reply #3470 on: 06/12/2013 03:19:59 »

Is the President coming or not?

Pchleeese be payschunt, hche iss jusst dohing up hchiss boot laces.


 

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« Reply #3471 on: 06/12/2013 05:09:30 »

Hche iss jusst putin on hchiss tie.


Or iss hche jusst...





Well, I can't top that.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3472 on: 06/12/2013 05:15:50 »
Ah! Good old Fred Astair, they don't make 'em like that any more, it seems to be escalat or be damned.
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« Reply #3473 on: 07/12/2013 01:09:06 »
Ah! Good old Fred Astair, they don't make 'em like that any more, it seems to be escalat or be damned.

I had amnesia and couldn't remember how to walk up the stairs, so I had to go back and learn step by step.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3474 on: 07/12/2013 10:08:58 »
I'm surprised you remember that.

Did you ask your therapist "Am knees 'ere the best option when stair climbing?"
 

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