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« Reply #3525 on: 02/01/2014 02:13:22 »

Happy new year to one & all.

Now, let's all have a new year punch up!


My new year's resolution - -  as a bankrupt gardener - - is  to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3526 on: 02/01/2014 13:29:09 »

Happy new year to one & all.

Now, let's all have a new year punch up!


My new year's resolution - -  as a bankrupt gardener - - is  to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3527 on: 02/01/2014 13:32:33 »
My new year resolution is to make more glue, and I intend on sticking to it.
 

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« Reply #3528 on: 02/01/2014 21:46:09 »


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« Reply #3529 on: 02/01/2014 21:48:59 »

My new year resolution is to make more glue, and I intend on sticking to it.


I didn't tell Mrs. Demo that I ate some of that tasty glue you made.

My lips are sealed.





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« Reply #3530 on: 02/01/2014 22:05:14 »
January, 2014 is:
Get Organized Month

Breaking News - Angry Villagers Organize. Storm White House.



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« Reply #3531 on: 03/01/2014 03:14:36 »

"Hiya dranger"


Hydrangea quercifolia - - 'Harmony'

 
or


Golden Needle Hydrangea - Hydrangea aspera - - 'Golden Needle'

WHICH ONE?????
;D





 
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« Reply #3532 on: 15/01/2014 06:29:58 »
Did you hear the one about the Dendrite? It had an Axon to grind!
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« Reply #3533 on: 15/01/2014 16:12:19 »

"Hiya dranger"


Hydrangea quercifolia - - 'Harmony'

 
or


Golden Needle Hydrangea - Hydrangea aspera - - 'Golden Needle'

WHICH ONE?????
;D


As pera hydrageas go, these two are well suited.

Despite all the rain, walking through the woods, I noticed there's now drops around.
 

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« Reply #3534 on: 15/01/2014 16:24:27 »
Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?

I think I'm going inSeine.
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« Reply #3535 on: 15/01/2014 16:29:45 »
By the way, can anyone enlighten me? Why could I find no mention of Trafalgar & Nelson at the Musée national de la Marine???
 

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« Reply #3536 on: 16/01/2014 05:20:38 »

I think I'm going inSeine.



If you jump off a Paris bridge, you're in Seine.

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« Reply #3537 on: 16/01/2014 05:37:58 »

Did you hear the one about the Dendrite? It had an Axon to grind!


Q. What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?

A. "Let's connect!"



 

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« Reply #3538 on: 16/01/2014 08:30:54 »
Good luck celling that line!
 

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« Reply #3539 on: 17/01/2014 04:12:24 »


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« Reply #3540 on: 17/01/2014 04:22:38 »

Despite all the rain, walking through the woods, I noticed there's now drops around.


When I forecast snow in the middle of July, people think I am a bit of a flake.

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« Reply #3541 on: 18/01/2014 03:10:04 »

As pera hydrageas go, these two are well suited.


As per annoy-ya takes over, these two eventually will come to believe that they are *not* well suited, but are both convinced deep down that each hydragea is diabolically plotting against the other!


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« Reply #3542 on: 18/01/2014 04:52:58 »

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.
 

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« Reply #3543 on: 18/01/2014 04:55:57 »

Good luck celling that line!


I was fired from my job selling amplifiers.

I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales.

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« Reply #3544 on: 19/01/2014 19:55:01 »

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.
Which truck creamed the other?
 

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« Reply #3545 on: 19/01/2014 21:19:43 »

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.

I heard it was a bomb, alas. Ka BOOM!
 

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« Reply #3546 on: 19/01/2014 21:21:11 »
Did it happen near puddington?
 

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« Reply #3547 on: 19/01/2014 22:58:54 »

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.
Which truck creamed the other?



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« Reply #3548 on: 19/01/2014 23:04:15 »
Did it happen near puddington?
Is that in the des(s)ert?
 

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« Reply #3549 on: 20/01/2014 13:53:13 »
Sweet thought(s), Donnah! :)

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