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« Reply #3550 on: 21/01/2014 06:28:55 »

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.

I heard it was a bomb, alas. Ka BOOM!

Did it happen near puddington?

This is some pretty bomb...tapioca.

That's one way of pudding it!


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« Reply #3551 on: 21/01/2014 22:56:20 »
Yesterday my Venus Flytrap choked.... I had to give it the Hemlock maneuver!
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« Reply #3552 on: 22/01/2014 02:57:48 »
Yesterday my Venus Flytrap choked.... I had to give it the Hemlock maneuver!



I'm moving!
Demo

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« Reply #3553 on: 23/01/2014 03:12:25 »
 A rather shortlived species of gay dinosaur.... Tyrannosoreass Rex!
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« Reply #3554 on: 24/01/2014 01:37:54 »
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« Reply #3556 on: 24/01/2014 05:00:16 »
Nice pic, RD!
 

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« Reply #3557 on: 24/01/2014 16:58:15 »
January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month



 

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« Reply #3558 on: 24/01/2014 17:00:56 »
Do creative weather forecasters do a lot of brain storming?
 

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« Reply #3559 on: 28/01/2014 15:27:10 »
Do creative weather forecasters do a lot of brain storming?


By thunder they do and lightening quick at that.
 

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« Reply #3561 on: 28/01/2014 15:37:23 »
A rather shortlived species of gay dinosaur.... Tyrannosoreass Rex!


Terrance, the fella who was re-tiling our kitchen wall was good at his job, but rather short sighted. "Pterry,dactile is cracked." I told him.
 

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« Reply #3563 on: 28/01/2014 22:16:27 »


Overheard in med school - 'I learned about the colon through the process of elimination.'

 

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« Reply #3564 on: 29/01/2014 02:28:53 »
Do creative weather forecasters do a lot of brain storming?


By thunder they do and lightning quick at that.



Played at weather forecasting conferences?

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« Reply #3565 on: 29/01/2014 04:25:43 »
January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month





Do all bakers use pie charts in their business plans and models?
 

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« Reply #3566 on: 29/01/2014 11:23:57 »

Do all bakers use pie charts in their business plans and models?


Only if they are old tarts with makeup caked on their faces. The younger less crusty ones who no longer live for yeasterday tend to soak up modern technology like a sponge. Though it may cost them a good deal of dough, it usually proves to be the better option.

Yea, yea, yeah! wheatever you say. Have you been drinking? Are you a little tipsy?
 

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« Reply #3567 on: 29/01/2014 11:39:52 »
Q. What type of shoes do bakers wear?

A. Loafers.


Q. How do female bakers wear their hair?

A. In a bun.


Q. What do bakers do in their spare time?

A. Flour arranging.
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« Reply #3568 on: 30/01/2014 00:36:08 »

Q. What type of shoes do bakers wear?

A. Loafers.





Q. How do female bakers wear their hair?

A. In a bun.


If you have sticky buns you shouldn't put pants on.


Q. What do bakers do in their spare time?

A. Flour arranging.


When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour!


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« Reply #3569 on: 30/01/2014 00:47:03 »

Do all bakers use pie charts in their business plans and models?


Only if they are old tarts with makeup caked on their faces. The younger less crusty ones who no longer live for yeasterday tend to soak up modern technology like a sponge. Though it may cost them a good deal of dough, it usually proves to be the better option.

Yea, yea, yeah! wheatever you say. Have you been drinking? Are you a little tipsy?

For Don_1!

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« Reply #3570 on: 02/02/2014 08:12:31 »

January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month




 

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« Reply #3571 on: 03/02/2014 00:37:45 »

January, 2014, is:
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« Reply #3572 on: 03/02/2014 03:43:21 »
February, 2014 is:
Dog Training Education Month
http://www.dog-obedience-training-review.com/c/february-dog-training-education-month






I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3573 on: 03/02/2014 12:35:20 »
Toilet humour?

 

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