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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3600 on: 07/02/2014 23:27:36 »
One might even say that the diaper is all washed up!
 

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« Reply #3601 on: 07/02/2014 23:30:20 »
Sounds like it was a good clean fight.

Reminds me of a man who stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway.
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« Reply #3602 on: 07/02/2014 23:38:28 »
I'm sure the theft was by design. Criminals are known to be very slippery individuals!
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« Reply #3603 on: 07/02/2014 23:41:36 »
Reminds me of a man who stole a case of soap from the corner store.

If he gets caught he could spend time behind bars!
 

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« Reply #3604 on: 07/02/2014 23:48:48 »

 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3605 on: 08/02/2014 00:19:14 »

Did you hear about the fight at a local Laundromat?

A washing machine beat the crap out of a diaper.



One might even say that the diaper is all washed up!



Sounds like it was a good clean fight.




« Last Edit: 08/02/2014 04:00:24 by demografx »
 

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« Reply #3606 on: 08/02/2014 13:11:27 »
....and no hitting below where your belt should be.

I don't think a belt would help the fellow on the left.... it looks like his knees are already buckled!
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« Reply #3607 on: 08/02/2014 13:15:08 »
Odd that they don't have more complete uniforms.... they must have been really strapped for cash!
 

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« Reply #3608 on: 08/02/2014 13:20:53 »
Looking at the bare breasted woman.... I could use a belt myself!
 

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« Reply #3609 on: 08/02/2014 15:20:23 »

....and no hitting below where your belt should be.

I don't think a belt would help the fellow on the left.... it looks like his knees are already buckled!



Odd that they don't have more complete uniforms.... they must have been really strapped for cash!


In order to help this cash-strapped community, what if he wore a cardboard belt?

Nah. That would be a waist of paper.

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« Reply #3610 on: 08/02/2014 15:26:49 »



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« Reply #3611 on: 09/02/2014 06:35:08 »
Looks like a nice girl from what I can see.... What if anything is known about her jean-etic endowment?
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« Reply #3612 on: 09/02/2014 06:45:29 »
I think I see now where the guy who invented Air Bags got the idea!
 

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« Reply #3613 on: 09/02/2014 06:55:45 »
Physically she's a good specimen too.... definitely the kind of shape I'd like to be in!
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« Reply #3614 on: 09/02/2014 07:13:13 »
Alright, the truth is I'd go out with her no matter what her background was.... looks like I'm busted!
 

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« Reply #3615 on: 09/02/2014 08:43:01 »
I know if she got pregnant.... I'd do everything in my power to support them both!
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« Reply #3616 on: 09/02/2014 09:00:00 »
I'd even bring her flowers every day.... I'll bet her favorite is Honey-suckle!
 

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« Reply #3617 on: 09/02/2014 09:10:01 »
I could have used her help on the swim team in high school.... I really struggled with the breast stroke!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3618 on: 09/02/2014 09:12:14 »
Looks like a nice girl from what I can see.... What if anything is known about her jean-etic endowment?
I think I see now where the guy who invented Air Bags got the idea!
Physically she's a good specimen too.... definitely the kind of shape I'd like to be in!
Alright, the truth is I'd go out with her no matter what her background was.... looks like I'm busted!
I know if she got pregnant.... I'd do everything in my power to support them both!
I'd even bring her flowers every day.... I'll bet her favorite is Honey-suckle!
I could have used her help on the swim team in high school.... I really struggled with the breast stroke!

Aemilius once again wins a Breast Punning Award: a date with "Best Breasts At Academy Awards"

But will you date the rest of her, too???



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« Reply #3619 on: 10/02/2014 04:08:38 »

But will you date the rest of her, too???


I'd certainly be willing to explore that.... I've always taken a broad approach to relationships.
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« Reply #3620 on: 10/02/2014 04:10:54 »
I think I like the first one better though.... I could tell right away by her bra size that she's just my cup of tea!
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« Reply #3621 on: 10/02/2014 04:27:35 »
Yeah, it's definitely the first one.... she just seems so much more well rounded than the other one.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3622 on: 11/02/2014 01:34:09 »
Aemilius' request to Committee has been granted:

Approved: Punning Date Award _switched_ from Ms. Oscar to Ms BeltUp aka HugeOnes. They have been notified by Twitter.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3623 on: 11/02/2014 02:50:09 »



Owned by Ae!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3624 on: 11/02/2014 03:48:57 »
Thanks, I wish I could accept the award but the truth is.... I heard all those jokes years ago on the boob-tube!
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