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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3650 on: 27/02/2014 02:15:47 »
This thread has been going a long time.  That's because old threads don't die, they just get weft alone.
 

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« Reply #3651 on: 27/02/2014 02:58:10 »
Yeah, demografx started it and really became obsessed, for some reason.... he just couldn't weave things as they were.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3652 on: 27/02/2014 03:12:42 »
I think he expected to be made a Moderator for all his efforts here.... but the Site Administrator told him it did knot count!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3653 on: 27/02/2014 03:24:42 »
He was so upset at first he went out and got drunk.... later he was seen weaving in the middle of a busy street and got a ticket.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3654 on: 27/02/2014 03:39:32 »
I tried to tell him in a Private Message it wasn't worth coming unravelled over.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3655 on: 27/02/2014 03:46:30 »
Personally, I think he should just selvedge what he can from the whole experience and move on.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3656 on: 27/02/2014 04:27:05 »
I don't care what anyone says, the fact that he's lasted so long on the Forum is a testament to his rugged determination.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3657 on: 27/02/2014 15:35:48 »
A little thread drift could take us into string theory.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3658 on: 27/02/2014 15:36:57 »
Someone is bound to say that would make his brane hurt.
 

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« Reply #3659 on: 27/02/2014 16:13:32 »
A little thread drift could take us into string theory.

The Moderators are pretty strict.... I'm a-frayed that might be a little risky!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3660 on: 03/03/2014 00:50:50 »
Speaking of the brain, how about the climatologist who, after a hemispherectomy.... lost his ability to consider the issues globally.
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« Reply #3661 on: 04/03/2014 21:47:46 »
It looks like we're heading toward physiology in general, I'm sure you've heard the one about the lung specialist diagnosed with chronic pleuritis.... it essentially ended his professional aspirations!
 

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« Reply #3662 on: 04/03/2014 23:38:18 »
Then there's the case of the fetus that showed signs of having prematurely developed wisdom teeth.... it was considered to be a molar pregnancy!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3663 on: 05/03/2014 18:20:54 »
There's the proctologist that was diagnosed with tunnel vision.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3664 on: 12/03/2014 16:22:53 »

There's the proctologist that was diagnosed with tunnel vision.


Recycling old puns, I see!;D


You keep away from me........ HELP! Let me outa here!!!!



Don't worry, Don_1, the proctologist finally just now quit his job because it gave him tunnel vision.


 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3665 on: 12/03/2014 16:25:48 »
I tried to tell him in a Private Message it wasn't worth coming unravelled over.

I received no private message from you. Keep it real.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3666 on: 12/03/2014 16:28:05 »

I think he expected to be made a Moderator for all his efforts...


Get facts straight please. I've been a Moderator at POIS thread (still am as of today) since 2007.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3667 on: 12/03/2014 16:48:53 »

Recycling old puns, I see!;D


Hah! Didn't see that.... Are you going to take away my trophy?
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3668 on: 12/03/2014 16:56:56 »

I received no private message from you. Keep it real.


Right, sorry. Good to see you back.... I was just thinking during target practice the other day how much I've missed you!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3669 on: 12/03/2014 17:08:21 »

Get facts straight please. I've been a Moderator at POIS thread (still am as of today) since 2007.


Oops, sorry about that. Yes, I've seen the thread, very difficult.... How do you handle yourself with such uncanny poise?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3670 on: 12/03/2014 17:34:07 »
The POIS thread is interesting, but I probably won't read the whole thing.... too much logical phallus-y!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3671 on: 12/03/2014 17:43:36 »
I hope they find a cure for POIS.... the people who suffer from it would be able to start a whole new wife for themselves!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3672 on: 12/03/2014 17:59:16 »
It's certainly a lengthy discussion, I have an opinion about POIS but I don't think I'll insert myself into the conversation, there have been way too many ups and downs.... I'd probably just get frustrated and pull out!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3673 on: 12/03/2014 18:26:15 »
Anyway, sorry again about that POIS moderator remark I made earlier.... I hope there are no hard feelings!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3674 on: 12/03/2014 18:42:53 »
Maybe I misunderstood.... Are you still the Moderator of the POIS thread or did you have a sex change? Your last post there says [Former Moderator visiting period-ically]!
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