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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3675 on: 12/03/2014 21:55:30 »
I wish you well for 2014.

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« Reply #3676 on: 12/03/2014 23:55:10 »
Oh, a wishing well, that's cleverly coined!
 

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« Reply #3677 on: 12/03/2014 23:59:25 »
Thank you, Donnah  ;D
 

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« Reply #3678 on: 13/03/2014 00:02:43 »
You're well-come.  I'll take buckets of water over bits of coin any day.
 

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« Reply #3679 on: 13/03/2014 01:59:20 »
You're well-come.  I'll take buckets of water over bits of coin any day.

Anything I say will pail in comparison, but I wanted to cash in all the same.
 

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« Reply #3680 on: 13/03/2014 02:47:27 »
You're well-come.  I'll take buckets of water over bits of coin any day.

Anything I say will pail in comparison, but I wanted to cash in all the same.

Jack and Jill is the best nursery rhyme as others pail in comparison, and your cashing in is totally appropriate! :)
 

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« Reply #3681 on: 13/03/2014 03:01:24 »

So....at this time, should we expect another blitzkrieg of wonderful, unilateral humor? ;D
 

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« Reply #3682 on: 13/03/2014 21:47:05 »
Unilateral "up the hill" humour for youngsters, but we need bilateral "over the hill" humour to include those of us that are oldsters.
 

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« Reply #3683 on: 13/03/2014 22:38:41 »
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"So....at this time, should we expect another blitzkrieg of wonderful, unilateral, PETTY humor sarcasm?" ;D



Unilateral "up the hill" humour for youngsters, but we need bilateral "over the hill" humour to include those of us that are oldsters.

Thanks again, Donnah!

You are The Punning Queen Of All Time! :)


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« Reply #3684 on: 14/03/2014 03:27:08 »

Unilateral "up the hill" humour for youngsters, but we need bilateral "over the hill" humour to include those of us that are oldsters.




Over the hill or over the edge??



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3685 on: 14/03/2014 04:14:05 »
I'm not very hungry, but that gives me an idea for dinner....

....I think I'll just have a little fillet of sole!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3686 on: 14/03/2014 04:27:05 »


I'll take that over sole food any day of da week!

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« Reply #3687 on: 14/03/2014 05:01:57 »
Sounds good, but I'm really hooked on fish, so I think I'll call my friend Diane. We formed a little neighborhood cooking club a while back....

....she has a great recipe for battered fish!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3688 on: 14/03/2014 05:16:28 »
Aemilius...if u insist on eating fish and chips every day, you must certainly know by now that your stomach is bound to take a battering!
 

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« Reply #3689 on: 14/03/2014 05:25:01 »
Well, I'm afraid that's all I have in the fridge.... it's batter than nothing!
 

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« Reply #3690 on: 14/03/2014 05:35:15 »
Try baseball.

It's a batter game!
 

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« Reply #3691 on: 14/03/2014 05:41:27 »
Aemilius...if u insist on eating fish and chips every day, you must certainly know by now that your stomach is bound to take a battering!

I know what you mean though about the fish. I should be more careful considering all the toxins in them these days.... the way I decide what foods are best has always been a bit mercury-al!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3692 on: 14/03/2014 05:45:07 »
Try baseball.

It's a batter game!

Proof: A new batter joined my baseball team, and he was a real hit.
 

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« Reply #3693 on: 14/03/2014 15:50:37 »
Yeah, baseball is fine.... but I've always been a soccer for football myself.
 

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« Reply #3694 on: 14/03/2014 16:04:23 »
My wife and I used to get together with friends on the weekend to play baseball but we had to stop.... she didn't like the swinger lifestyle.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3695 on: 14/03/2014 16:27:07 »
We tried golf too but had to stop because she thought one of the women golfers had the hots for me.... she kept following me around the course asking if she could borrow my putter!
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« Reply #3696 on: 14/03/2014 16:36:58 »
My wife even accused me of cheating on her with the woman golfer. When I asked her how she knew.... she said a little birdie told her!
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« Reply #3697 on: 14/03/2014 16:48:13 »
She was right too, the woman was actually a prostitute. I'll tell you, I've had a few good games of golf over the years.... but that was the only time I ever made a ho' in one!
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« Reply #3698 on: 14/03/2014 17:22:01 »

So....at this time, should we expect another blitzkrieg of wonderful, unilateral humor? ;D

I hope that's the kind of blitzkrieg you meant. I don't want to irritate you again like I did earlier.... Do you think those last few posts were german-e to the conversation? 
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3699 on: 26/03/2014 12:18:49 »
Try baseball.

It's a batter game!

Proof: A new batter joined my baseball team, and he was a real hit.


I hear your team has gone on strike.
 

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