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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #375 on: 31/07/2010 22:11:53 »


Ooo, there goes my stomach again...

Jimbob does look a bit scary I have to admit....
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We need to stay on our toes


Sean, you're always a step ahead of me.

Well put your best foot forward, but change the shoes first.

Kick up your heels all you want, I'm not giving in to that fancy footwork of yours!

Not even if I pull my stockings socks up? My best ones with lace(s)?

 
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #376 on: 31/07/2010 22:43:42 »

Hmmmmmm..........
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #377 on: 31/07/2010 22:48:20 »

Too bad you're not just a hop, skip, and a jump away.
 

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« Reply #378 on: 31/07/2010 22:56:14 »

Too bad you're not just a hop, skip, and a jump away.

Is that a new form of travelling??

And I am nearer to you than..... um.... well someone who is not so near!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #379 on: 01/08/2010 03:14:17 »

You mean you're all interchangeable???
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #380 on: 01/08/2010 05:33:15 »
Ah, Heather, could I, I would 'Waltz across Texas(1)' with you showing the fancy footwork I once was capable of doing. Alas, Demo has a stomach ache and I can here the growls from his stomach ache HERE they are so loud. It breaks the rhythm of the waltz drastically.

Very disquieting.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #381 on: 01/08/2010 08:43:38 »

Dis is more quiet than dat.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #382 on: 01/08/2010 18:33:12 »



 :) :)


         

         So says JimBob as you can all plainly see!!!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #383 on: 01/08/2010 18:39:45 »

(Rocks = Geology)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #384 on: 01/08/2010 19:00:20 »
I like that picture.... it's so gneiss...  :D
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #385 on: 01/08/2010 20:18:33 »
With my dyslexia I thought that read Guiness
 

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« Reply #386 on: 01/08/2010 23:08:41 »


I like that picture.... it's so gneiss...  :D


With my dyslexia I thought that read Guiness


You mean...

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #387 on: 01/08/2010 23:21:37 »


With my dyslexia...


Then you must know the dyslexic cop who was arrested?

He was pulling over drunk drivers and issuing them IUD's...



(I hope this translates OK in the UK!)
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #388 on: 02/08/2010 16:44:50 »
It does. I have a Marina coil so I'm safe whilst sailing.

When I was told I had dyslexia, my Dad drove me to the Welsh boarders and pointed at all the signs and said "See, you are not the only one."   
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #389 on: 02/08/2010 20:15:48 »
It does. I have a Marina coil so I'm safe whilst sailing.

When I was told I had dyslexia, my Dad drove me to the Welsh boarders and pointed at all the signs and said "See, you are not the only one."  


That is twice now I have choked on my coffee..... the first was with the cookie monster quip....

Marina coil....sailing..... PMSL...!!!
 

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« Reply #390 on: 02/08/2010 21:18:58 »

When I was told I had dyslexia, my Dad drove me to the Welsh boarders and pointed at all the signs and said "See, you are not the only one."  


No, you're not. And don't forget the dyslexics battle cry, "Dyslexics: Untie!!"
 

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« Reply #391 on: 02/08/2010 21:20:23 »

Did you hear about the dyslexic who was also an insomniac and an agnostic? Stays up all night wondering whether there really is a Dog.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #392 on: 02/08/2010 21:38:14 »

...choked on my coffee.....the cookie monster quip....


Cookie monster quip? I missed that one...
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #393 on: 02/08/2010 21:42:08 »

...choked on my coffee.....the cookie monster quip....


Cookie monster quip? I missed that one...

Its on the flash cookie thread!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #394 on: 03/08/2010 00:24:31 »
Cookies? Have you checked you browser lately? It sets them all over the place.

And spys on you as well.
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #395 on: 03/08/2010 00:27:38 »

So THAT'S how the cookie crumbles!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #396 on: 03/08/2010 01:08:14 »
No, a Crumble is a totally different item. Set him straight you Britishers.

Or if no one is on-line at 1 AM,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumble
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #397 on: 03/08/2010 05:03:30 »

How did ewe know that Apple Crumb Pie is my all-time flavorite! Yum!
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #398 on: 03/08/2010 18:49:28 »
It is not a pie. It has no pastry. It is simply an apple crumble. I like a spot of rhubarb myself.

What do biscuits say when you ask them how they are?
"Mustn't Crumble"
 

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #399 on: 03/08/2010 19:10:08 »
I guess it is the force expended during the fight that turns you on so much.


rhubarb
*** 4.) An excited, angry exchange of words, especially at a sporting event.

American slang
 

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